Scene: Chad and Cindy end kiss
Chad: whoa.
Cindy: I was just about to say the same thing
Chad: that was awesome!
Cindy: (same time as Chad said that was awesome) that sucked
Chad: what?
Cindy: I�I mean I could�I could tell it was your first kiss that�s all.
Chad: yay�so now�me and you�we can spend the rest of our lives 2gether�
Cindy: well�(makes freaked out face)
- Opening sequence song plays blah blah blah -
Scene: teenage girls room 2 girls looking through microscope at Chad and Cindy
Girl #1: Oh my god. I can�t believe he kissed her!
Girl #2: Jessica it�s ok. I mean she�s way uglier then you!
Jessica (girl 1): You�re right�and he�s never met me�I can�t meet him ill faint if I do!
Kristi (girl 2): Haha I wouldn�t faint I�d kiss him before I even said a word to him. He�s so hott.
Jessica: yea RIGHT! You�ve never even kissed a boy before!
Kristi: So! That doesn�t mean I cant!
Jessica: yea right!
Kristi: you wanna bet?
Jessica: yea!
Kristi: fine�I�ll go knock on the door!
Scene: Chad and Cindy talking
Chad: so�will you go out with me Cindy?
Cindy: well Chad�I know this sounds dumb�but I�m only on vacation here�and I have a boyfriend back home.
Chad: dang�(starts crying)
Cindy: maybe I should go�
Chad: * sniffle * maybe your right�
- Cindy gets up and leaves -
Chad: why�why do you have to do this to me? (Puts head on table)
::KNOCK KNOCK::
Kristi: ok no one�s answering! Let�s go!
Jessica: no you have to wait cause you know he�s going to answer that ugly girl just left
Kristi: fine!
::KNOCK KNOCK::
Chad: HUH?(puts head up) who�s there?
(Outside with Jessica and Kristi)
Jessica: you have to use tongue.
Kristi: what?
Jessica: you have to
Kristi: I�ll do what I want. You�ll be surprised!
::KNOCK KNOCK::
Chad: fine I�m coming!
- Walks to door and opens it to see Kristi -
Chad: umm...hello the- (Kristi jumps on him, puts her legs around his waist and kisses him)
- Commercial -
- Back from commercial -
- Kristi and Chad stop kissing �
Chad: whoa�
Kristi: whoa�(looks at him for a minute then jumps down) I�m�I�m so sorry!
Chad: no�it�s ok. (Realizes there�s a girl outside the door watching) ahh! (Slams door)
Kristi: well um�I better go�
Chad: No! Wait. Who are you?
Kristi: well�my name�s Kristi I live around here and I�m a really big fan and I couldn�t bear to see you kissing that girl that just left so I had to come�over.
Chad: whoa�I kissed 2 girls in one night�Doug�s gonna be so proud!
Kristi: are you�are you going out with that girl?
Chad: the one that left?
Kristi: yea�
Chad: no�I wish.
Kristi: oh�Chad�I love you, I�ve loved you ever since I first saw you�
Chad: well I would have loved you longer but I just met you�(kisses her)
Jerry: Yea I cant believe it! She was ours but who cares he got a kiss (talking to Mickey and walking into the living room�looks and sees Chad kissing Kristi) Whoa! They�re still kissing!
Mickey: what! Yo dat�s my date! CHAD! GET OFF MUH GIRL AND STOP BEIN SO DAMN SELFISH! (Pulls Chad off of Kristi) HEY! THAT�S NOT CINDY!
Chad: hey! Why�d you do that?
Kristi: whoa! MICKEY! OMG!!! IM SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU! Ok Chad where were we?
Chad: maybe we should go in my room. Doug will be there but I hope we can make him leave.
(They get up and leave)
Mickey: Yo dawg! I�m out! Peace! (Walks over to door to his room and tries to open it) DAMMIT! IT�S LOCKED! JERRY WHY YOU BE ALL UP IN MY ROOM?
Jerry: don�t look at me it wasn�t me.
Mickey: damn man I have to climb through the window!
Mickey walks outside to climb into his window
Jerry: man I wish I had my girl back
Chad: (yelling from his room) DOUG! Ewww! Get out!!
Doug came running into the living room where Jerry is but Jerry doesn�t know it
Jerry: why�why are you doing this to me! WHY DOES IT STILL HURT?!
Doug: aww Jer. Still missing Erin?(sits down beside Jerry)
Jerry: No�(gives him a weird look) OK OK FINE! SINCE YOU HAVE TO KNOW! Yes I�m missing Erin.
Doug: Jerry it will get better. Hey my wife Alana cheated on me on our first date and I�ve gotten better.
Jerry: really?
Doug: yea. She is such a bad person(looks back on the memories of him on the phone saying �Me go to hell well how about this YOU GO TO HELL! And other memories with alana.)
Jerry: no I mean she cheated on you on your first date. Hahaha (Doug gives him mean look) I mean my god what a bad person.
Doug: the point is Jer you�ll find someone new and better. She wont leave for college she�ll be one of those dumb girls who go for chisel chinned hotties with the bomb hair�not for 34 year old FAT-ASSES WITH 2 KIDS AND AN EX-WIFE! (Puts hand on his head)
Jerry: aww Doug I�m sorry. I didn�t mean to make ya cry.
Doug: just go
Jerry: got ya (starts walking to his room)
Doug: oh uh and Jer?
Jerry: yea?
Doug: I wouldn�t go to your room�me and Liz were in there last night and umm�yea
Jerry: Ewww�fine! (Walks to Mickey�s room and opens the door) OH MY GAWD!
Commercial �
Back from commercial �
Jerry: MICKEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND WHO ARE YOU HUMPING?
Mickey: uhh�
Jerry: seriously Mickey! Do you even know the poor girl�s name?
Mickey: umm�(the girl whispers into his ears) yea! Jessica!
Jerry: oh�well that�s a start. Why don�t you guy�s come out into the living room with Doug and me.
Mickey: uhh do we have to?
Jessica: I want to! It will be fun!
Mickey: fine! Yo jerry you is always ruin�n my night just cause Erin left you Psh
(Jessica and Mickey walk into the living room and sit down next to Doug and Jerry sits across from them in a chair)
Jerry: so Jessica�Mickey�how did you guy�s meet?
Mickey: she was in my room.
Jerry: Mickey! I�m disgusted! Is this true Jessica?
Jessica: well�pretty much yea.
Mickey: Yo! Dis girl was in my room and she was much hotter den da chic dat Chad was making out with and our date put together Yo! I want some of that
Jessica: oh Mickey�you�re so�I want you!
Jerry: Yo wait hold up a minute. How�d you get in his room Jessica?
Jessica: well�my friend is Kristi�a.k.a. the girl that Chad�s sucking face with and he shut the door when he saw me outside so I climbed in Mickey�s open window. I didn�t know it was his room I was just cold.
Jerry: oh�it happens I hope you two kids have a nice night. Jessica don�t you ever�EVER leave Mickey to go to college!
Jessica: umm�ok Mickey let�s go
Mickey: Yo dat�s what I�m talking bout girl! Let�s hit it! (Mickey and Jessica ran to Mickey�s room)
Jerry: (to Doug) now that girl�she�s one of a kind.
Doug: hey Jer! Don�t be one of them guy�s that steal other guy�s girls!
Jerry: don�t worry Doug she�s out of my league.
Doug: yea right!
(Kristi and Chad walked out of his room and to the door)
Kristi: I really had a really great time with you Chad�call me (writes number on his hand)
Chad: don�t worry! I will! Tomorrow morning!
Kristi: ok! (Kisses him) bye�
Chad: bye�(kisses her and they start making out again)
Doug: HEY! C�mon virgin eye�s here!
Chad: sorry virginal Jerry is in the room Haha
Kristi: bye! (She leaves)
Chad sits down in the middle of Jerry and Doug
Chad: I got so far tonight!
Doug: oh my god! Chadwin�did you and her�ya know?
Chad: what do you mean Doug?
Jerry: he means did you go all the way?
Chad: oh yea!
Jerry: waita go Chad! (Gives him high five)
Chad: I touched her bra strap!
Doug: oh my god Chad you are the man!
Chad: thanks guys. I need to get some sleep. I just had an awesome make-out session and I have to get ready for our performance tomorrow. Can Kristi come?
Doug: you really like this girl do ya Chad?
Chad: well yea. She�s better then�Heather!
Doug: well good. Get to sleep
Chad: ok! (Runs off to his room)
- Next day -
Chad: (in shower) I�m taking my shower bleachin my shirt at the same time woohoo! I feel GREAT! Hahaha Tony the tiger�you are awesome man!
Doug: (yelling to him) CHAD! GET OUT OF THE SHOWER I NEED TO TAKE ONE!
Chad: ok! (Jumps out of the shower) I�m gonna call Krysty!
Doug: (opens door) you do that.
Chad: (runs to telephone and dials number)
Kristi: yellow?
Chad: hey! Kristi?
Kristi: Chad! Hey!
Chad: want to come over?
Kristi: um yea sure.
Chad: we�re going to do a performance today. Do you want to come?
Kristi: sure. Can Jessica go?
Chad: who�s Jessica?
Kristi: that girl that was with me yesterday�have you seen her?
Chad: yea
Kristi: when?
Chad: well yesterday duh when I saw her and I closed the door on her!
Kristi: no since then.
Chad: nah haven�t seen her.
Kristi: ok well I�m coming over! I�ll see ya in a few!
10 mins later
::KNOCK KNOCK::
Chad: coming! It�s my sweetie I just know it! (Opens door)
Kristi: hey! (Kisses him)
Chad: hey Krysty!
Kristi: so where is this performance at?
Chad: umm. I don�t know. I�ll go ask Mickey.
Kristi: ok
Chad: MICKEY!!!(Runs to his room and opens the door) MICKEY! Hey! It�s Jessica!
Jessica: AHHH!!
Mickey: Chad get out of muh damn room!
Chad: sorry!
Kristi: oh my god!! Haha
5 minutes later Jessica came out
Jessica: oh! Hey Kristi!
Kristi: hahahaha! Looks like you met yourself a 2gether guy!
Jessica: yea! Man Mickey is�anyways! I got to go! Ill call ya later!
Kristi: bye!
� At the concert �
Doug, Chad, Mickey, and Jerry are on stage
Jerry: well you guy�s this is it! It�s the premiere of our new song! Sorry Qt couldn�t be with us today he needed his rest! Hope ya feel better Qt!
Doug: yea and this is our new song called Do you know how much I love you�Do you?
� Music starts and fans scream �
Chad: do you know how I spend all my time�crying all the time thinking of you
Doug: Put you�re hand in mine I will make things be fine I will do prison time and ill do it for you!
Mickey: I want a life together I want a house and 2 kids�if you don�t dump that tom bastard�Ill do something drastic ohhhh!
All: Do you know how much I love you�how much I love you how much that I do�(Chad smiled at Kristi)
- End credits �