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| Full name: Dougland Tiberius Linus Nicname: Doug, Doug!, O'l Dougie, Mr-Gravit Friendly, The round mound of rebound,Lard, Chris Gaines Birthdate: August 5, 1966 Star Sign: Leo Birthplace: Outside Pughkeepsie, New York Voice: bass Height: 5'10 Weight: 275 pounds(Doug claims at least two hundred of these pounds are solid muscle) Hair: Almost entirely bald. For two months Doug inspired by *Nsyncs Joey Fatone, put fire-engine red streaks in his hair, but no one noticed. Eyes: steel blue Family: Doug is the sixteenth of seventeen children, born to James and Leota Linus Hat size: 16 and 7/8 Favorite foods: meatball smoothies(tasty!), beer flavored jelly bellies, the congealed film that hardens on gravy that has been sitting out for a while Favorite pick up line: you don't normally press charges do you? Favorite color: whatever Ideal girl: must be horny and kinky and hot and int o getting busy. And catholic(HAHAHAHA!) Secret dream: they get ebert to play him in the 2gether IMAX movie. Favorite TV shoes: E!'s wild on the riviera, Fitness beach, Mtv Beach house, infomercial for the abdominator Favorite biblical commandments: Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor: thou shalt not wear white slacks in winter: Be true to your school Favorite performers: wes borland of limp bizkit.I love all guitar players says Doug. (I myself play a pretty mean air guitar. In fact I've been taking air guitar lessons for over six years. Im hoping to save enough money so I can get air drum lessons and after that who know? Maybe Ill try the air jews harp.) What he would be doing if he wasn't in 2gether: Maybe watching everybody loves raymond or eating cookies or something Pets: Doug has been afraid of pets ever since an unfortunate incident ad an eight-year old, when he took his home dentistry kit and tried to put braces on shawnee, the family dog Prized possessions: Inflatable New York Giants Super Bowl chair, lucky headset name Lucille Favorite sport: Betting on college football |
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