Good riddance
If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional
You don't have to say anything. You offend me just by being in the area
I don't take it personally. Every time you open your mouth you offend someone.
Well, you probably said it without thinking, the way you do most things
Don't worry about it. I've never listened to a thing you've said since the day I met you
Nothing you could say could offend me. I only get offended by things that make sense.
I'm not offended by what you say. I'm just glad that you're stringing words into sentences now.
It's not what you say, it's the thought behind it that counts, and I know there's never any thought behind anything you say.
I wouldn't get angry at you today. It's "Be kind to Animals" week.
Brain Power
When they were giving out brains, I remember holding the door open for you. Why did you have to stand on a box ?
You were one of the first to get a brain, before they were perfected
But you did get a brain that day. The problem is that you should have asked for one to go
You got your brain very early. Apparently the warranty has run out.
When they were handing out brains you arrived too late, all you got was a rain check
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead
When they were handing out brains, you were the first in the queue, and held the door open for the rest of us.
You didn't get a brain that day either. They were only handing them out to people who would use them
You got your brain first when they were handing them out in alphabetical order, A for "Aardvark"
Your such a weakling...
Your such a weakling. You need to get two friends to help you change your mind
Your such a weakling. If muscles were brains, you would still be stupid
Your such a weakling. The only way you could make a muscle is with the help of an erector set
Your such a weakling. You cant even hold up your end of a conversation
Your such a weakling. Every time you throw out your chest the dustbin men refuse to collect it
Your such a weakling. If it weren't for your brain you'd have no muscles in your body at all
Your such a weakling. The only thing you can break with your bear hands is a promise
Your such a weakling. If it weren't for your Adam's apple, you'd have no physique at all
Your such a weakling. You can't even lift your own moral.
Is that your face ?
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop
Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo
If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat
If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going
Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut
Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.
Your face is very becoming. I's becoming more and more ugly every time I see it
What's an IQ ?
Is 13 your age or your IQ ?
Look who is talking, you can't even spell IQ
The only way you could get a 10 IQ is to take the test twice and add the scores together.
They didn't even give you an IQ, they knew you had no place to put it.
If you had an IQ of 12 you'd have to grow two more fingers to be able to count it
I know potted plants that have a higher IQ than you.
Trust you to mention IQ, everyone knows that it's the longest word you can spell.
Perhaps when you grow up you'll have an IQ of 12, if you've learned to count that far by then
The only IQ test you've ever taken was one going through a maze to find a piece of cheese hidden at the end.
I don't know what you exact IQ is, except it starts with a decimal point.
That reminds me...
You look familiar, did I see you in the zoo parade ?
I think you may have seen me at the zoo, I was the one who was feeding you peanuts
I understand that's Animal Magic is your favourite show because so many of your realatives are on it
I now your trying to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging
That's funny you calling me an animal, and it's you that has the webbed feet
You look familiar too, but that's not surprising, I collect bugs for a hobby.
You look familiar too, have I ever seen you hanging by the tail from the tree in my garden ?
Didn't I dissect you in a biology class one time ?