| Jonathan Berger's Poetry: Poem of the Day |
| IF WE ALL GET TO HEAVEN If I ever get to heaven elevate through Cloud Nine past the Pearly Gates just beyond Gabriel�s horny post� If I ever get up so high I can�t see the ground I�m gonna look for you discover you uncover your celestial hiding place and I�m gonna spit in your eye and shit in your navel and I�ll scream out your hair and crush all your grapes and then drink them myself. And, even if it means immediate excommunication and a dastardly demotion to some more demonic domicile I will do it gladly just to have finally done you wrong. |