| Jonathan Berger's Poetry: Poem of the Day |
| CAT PORNOGRAPHY I'm a good man, now - I broke up with my best friend's girlfriend and, well, you know� my� girlfriend's best friend. I'm selling all the pot, and the eugenics tracts and the cat pornography on E-Bay at, likely, a VERY reasonable discount. I'm a good man, dammit! I'm giving the widows and orphans some time to have a better chance to find new homes after eviction: a whole month well, a week. OK, the rest of the day. I'm a good man, now. I'm changing my ways, becoming better and better. Please consider this. Please take me back. Oh, hell. If you want, I'll even stop pimping those teenage twins� Next year. |