Oops! I Did It Again:
("Oops! I Did It Again" by Britney Spears)
Author: Elnea, FA#223
For this one, you must imagine Crichton atop a giant white circle with the
camera spinning around in a nauseating fashion (that is, you must
imagine this is like Britney's video...although I just can't see Crichton in
the red vinyl...try as I like!) with various WGFA characters and PKs
swaying in synchoronized dance steps in the background.I have to say, I like the idea of John and Scorpy singing the duet at the end.
This filk has the weird switch to a mini-play like the video...in case you were wondering.
So, here we go:
Sing along to Britney Spears, "Oops I did it again!":
-~-~-(John): I think I frelled up again
And now you believe I'm a means to your ends
Oh Scorpy,
Your chip feels like a crutch
But that doesn't mean I like you that much
'Cause to lose all my senses, you've made that so typically me
Oh Scorpy Scorpy
Oops I did it again
I'm playing the part
Got lost in your game
Oh Scorpy Scorpy
I've got stuff that you'd love
Wormhole specs from above
I'm just an innocent
You see my problem is this:
I'm screaming in pain
Wishing that Scarrens don't truly exist
I cry into the haze
But you see I'm your fool in so many ways
But to lose all my senses, you've made that so typically me
Oh Scorpy Oh
Oops I did it again
You think you're so smart
Caught up in your game
Oh Scorpy Scorpy
Look I know that you're tough
But just don't be so rough
I'm just an innocent
Ooh yeah yeah yeah yeah
*(Fade to John & Aeryn with obligatory harp music)*
(John): Aeryn! Before you go there's something I wanted you to have
(he hands her THE locket)
(Aeryn): Oh, it's beautiful But wait a minute. Isn't this...?
(John): Yeah, yes it is
(Aeryn): But I thought the old Aeryn died with it in the end
(John): Well baby, I went back and got it for ya!
(Aeryn morphs into Scorpius): Oh, you shouldn't have!
Scorpius: Oops, I did it again to your heart
Got lost in my game, eh Johnny?
Ooh you, I'm hot on your scent sure enough
You're not that innocent!
(John): Oops I did it again
I'm playing the part
Got lost in your game
Oh Scorpy Scorpy
I've got stuff that you'd love
Wormhole specs from above
I'm just an innocent
*(John and Scorpius in counterpoint)*
J: Oops I did it again, You think you're so smart,
S: Oops, I did it again to your heart
J: Caught up in your game, Oh Scorpy Scorpy
S: Got lost in my game, eh Johnny?
J: Look I know that you're tough, But just don't be so rough
S: Ooh you, I'm hot on your scent sure enough
J: I'm just an innocent
S: You're not that innocent!