The Love Theme from Farscape Science Theater 3000!
Author: ArthurElectric
In the not-too-distant future
Somewhere in time and space
John Crichton and his alien pals
Are caught in an endless chase
Scorpius, Lieutenant Braca and
Bialar Crais pursue
With absolute determination
John Crichton on Moya with his alien crew
"I'll get you!"
We'll send them cheesy movies
The worst we can find
They'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor their minds
Now keep in mind John can't control
Where the movies begin or end
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his alien friends
HUMANOID ROLL CALL
Chiana "What the frell?"
Zhaan "Let's meditate"
Ka D'Argo "One mippapippi"
Aerrrryn "You order me?!"
If you're wondering how they eat and breathe
And other science facts
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show"
"I should really just relax."
"For Farscape Science Theater 3000!"
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Obviously, this is a filk of the Love Theme from Mystery Science Theater 3000.