Title: Ben Browder
Based on: "My So Called Life" by the Ataris (actual words below)
Author: Enigmatic_Scully, FA#1121
Well ever since I saw you on Party of Five
I've been searching for a way to let you know that I'm alive
But it's been a couple years and still I don't know what to do
I just can't wait to see some more of you
So I sit in my room, watch all the Farscape episodes a thousand times
And I wish I was as cool as Claudia Black is
But I'm not
I tried to go to the Con to confess my love to you
But I couldn't afford the airfare and there was nothing I could do
My friends tell me I'm crazy and that I should just forget
So I tune them out and turn on the internet
Today I hijacked a plane and wrote your name across the sky, Ben Browder
But they were waiting on the ground, holding a straitjacket
I'm staring at your picture in my tiny padded cell
I'm writing you this post to let you know I'm doing well
And until I see new eps you know I'll cry a thousand tears
And I'll see you whenever they deem me sane
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Actual Words To My So Called Life:
Well ever since I saw you on My So Called Life
I've been writing you these letters asking you to be my wife
But its been almost a year and still I've gotten no reply
I'm assuming you have met some other guy
So I sit in my room, watch Romeo and Juliet a thousand times
And I wish I was as cool as Leonardo is
But I'm not
I went on Jerry Springer to confess my love to you
You said I didn't have a chance and there was nothing I could do
You told me I was crazy and you wish that I was dead
And you threw a chair right upside my head
Today I hijacked a plane and wrote your name across the sky, Miss Claire Danes
But they were waiting on the ground, to take me straight to jail
I'm staring at your picture in my lonely little cell
I'm writing you this letter to let you know I'm doing well
And until we meet again you know I'll cry a thousand tears
And I'll see you in another twenty years!
The End!