Lol, I got this in an email forward and thought it was very funny :)
>1) That's not right......................Sum Ting Wong
>2) Are you harboring a fugitive?......Hu Yu Hai Ding
>3) See me ASAP...................Kum Hia Nao
>4) Stupid Man.......................Dum Fuk
>5) Small Horse.....................Tai Ni Po Ni
>6) Did you go to the beach?............Wai Yu So Tan
>7) I bumped into a coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
>8) I think you need a face lift..............Chin Tu Fat
>9) It's very dark in here....................Wai So Dim
>10) I thought you were on a diet......Wai Yu Mun Ching
>11) This is a tow away zone.............No Pah King
>12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week........Wai Yu Kum Nao
>13) Staying out of sight.............Lei Ying Lo
>14) He's cleaning his automobile.........Wa shing Ka
>15) Your body odor is offensive............Yu Stin Ki Pu
>16) Great.....................Fa Kin Su Pah
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