FALL VETRANS- people who have done fall guard and know what they're doing
FAKE IT- to look like you know the work, while trying to remember drill at the same time
FISH- when a saber wobbles in the air
FLAG FEATURE- intense, unison flag work together.. no solos
FLAGLINGS - New recruits to the colorguard (otherwise known as "newbies")
FLAGGOT- nickname for the guard, a member of the band who wants to secretly join guard, and can do the work better than us.
FLASH FLOOD- what happens when a weapon can't hold back, and the entire work gets watered down.
FLEAAG (Pronounced_ Flea-ag) - Makes it sound like the word flag is a foriegn word
FREAKY-DEEKY -when you make a mistake
FREAKING REE REE- the new member who can't quite ever get the work-EVER
FROSH- freshmen
FUNDIES-BUTT- name for the annoying band director, who try to do things to fast, or just do dumb stuff.
GHETTO- everything that goes bad 1)something wrong happens 2)something doesn't goes your way 3)a part of your show or some other guard's that looks stupid
GOING SHOPPING - When a guard member, while jazz-running, swings their arms back and forth as if they were swinging shopping bags around
GUARD GEEK- like a band geek, but obsessed w/ guard
GUARD HOES- another term for the guard
GUARDHIEMERS- Having a brainfart and forgetting important details needed for the work and the show
GUARDO- guard member
HAGS- instructor term for guard members
HAND CHECK- used on band busses to embarass that couple making out in the seat in front of you (response to this is to raise both hands somewhere where everyone can see them)
HELICOPTER-parallel toss
HOLOCAUST- when the equiptment work falls apart to the point that it isnt recognisable
HUNKAHOLIC- The type of guy that any member of the guard should not go out with
KANGAROO- a person who bounces, or jumps while jazz running
LACKADAISICAL- unfocused, zoned out
'LANGLE - to remind each other to keep your heads up! (at an 'L' angle if you put your fingers in an 'L' shape and hold it up to your chin)
LET'S DO IT ONE MO' GIN- another good run through
LITTLE B****- any new guard member who always complains about the work, sweating, her nails, hair, etc...
LIL DRUMMER BOY- the "pimp" snare player who tries to get with every person in guard... even the new ones on the first day
LOLLIGAGGING-guard members (or band) that justs isn't giving their full 100% during practice....talking or not rolling feet...etc...
MARIONETTE- the drum major who is a puppet for the band while the drummers and guard really keep the band together
MEATHEAD- someone who thinks they are thebest and they really aren't
MOXY- what all guard chics possess- that natural feminine kickassness
MRS. SPOCK- the guard member who is no fun, won't participiate in activities, goes to bed early on trips, and never talks
OFF THE LINE- the begining of the show
OLD PEOPLE/UPPER-CLASS - Terms given to the member of the colorguard who have been in the colorguard the longest.
NERD- the rubber stopper on either end of the pole
PACIFIER- something like a wood block that the insane instructor uses to keep in time PARK AND BLOW- the part in the show where you just stand there and spin, no marching
PEE-ON- the annoying kid from the band that always gets picked on, and the guard being as nice as we are.. always invites him to hang with us.
PEGGY SPINS- double time spins except you grab over and under instead of flat
POLP- a really bad fall
PRINCESS-the person in the guard who always has to get her way
RAAAAIIIIGHT- (pronounced "raw-it")- yeah, ok, i believe you
RETARDED HAND- When the hand is inverted
RIFLE SQUAT- to sit down and lean on the butt of the rifle
RIP- a stolen guard score
RIPPLE- when something isn't together but is suppose to be
ROCK THE FLOOR- perform
ROCKET SCRENTIST- someone who takes forever to learn something and then when they actually pick up on it, this is what we call them
ROOKIES- people new to the guard experience
SAIL- When the silk of the flag wraps itself around the pole no longer exposing it
SHA GOINK- what happens when the instructors aren't around
SHAVE THE DOUGHNUT- part of the cone exercise when you go from back present to having the flag in front of you
SHITTAY- a grand pleay in second position while sticking your butt out like you're going to the bathroom
SHUT ER DOWN- to end practice
SILK- the flag
SKEEVIN-when you say something gross
SMOKIN'- outstanding
SNACKUM- one who eats all the time
SPANK- used any time you beat a rival guard by a large amount or perform very well, sort of a "oh yeah, how you like that" term
