308. You don't bother with manicure/pedicures
309.You buy all those Hair-a-gammie things from the "as-seen-on-tv" store!
310.You have your own personal guard box to carry around with your flag bag!
311.You cringe at the sight of someone with bad posture or someone who moves awkwardly
312.You spin when your at parties, you spin when your drunk (as long as your 21 years old!) and you spin in front of cheerleaders to convince them of their evil ways!
313. When you graduate, your best friend becomes your guard instructor.
314 After the winter season and you break down your props, you spin pieces of it.
315. When you start doing a show routine from last year.
316. When even your guard friends call you a GUARD NERD
317. Your little brother knows as much as you do.
318. Your little brother knows and can preform all your routines.
319.When you can preform in complete darkness and still know exactly what your doing and when to catch your flag/rifle/sabre
320.When your little sisters think it's their requirement to try for a gaurd team.
321.When you know exactly what your fellow gaurd members are looking for w/o them saying anything.
322. When nothing except what your instructor tells you matters.
323. When you can communicate with your flag.
324. You have your drill books from every fall season and could probably remember every step and move of the show.
with some minor alterations. I do not claim this as my own.