219.You know all of your friends by their last names or a name that is completely awkward to others and they wouldn't be caught calling anyone that...
220. You have been in a guys locker room when there WERE guys in it!
221.. Your friends have heard about your routine so much that they can probably get out on the field and do your routine with you
222. You have dated every guy in the band, and are starting to wonder what life would be like if there wasn't marching band!
223. You have become so accustomed to waking up at 5 am that you do it when you don't have to. (Saturdays, Sundays, days w/ no school or marching practice.)
224. You can march your show in your sleep
225.You say the pledge of alligience to YOUR flag
226. Seeing how fast you can fold the floor becomes your primary form of entertainment
227.You find it easier to fall asleep in a van along with seven other s than in your own bed
228.While your non-guard friend sleep with tedy bears and other various stuffed animals, you sleep with your flag, rifle, and/or sabre
229.If your room is covered with good luck signs
230.If you have gotten a black eye from doing a toss!
231.If you catch your self doing air flag while walking down the hallway or while you are sleeping!
232.If you think you will die when the season is over
233.When you are doing a horizontal toss and you know that it won't make it too far and it smacks you in the face
234.You own more stretch pants and tank tops then you do regular clothes
235.When you make a website dedicated to guard
236.When you have prayed all season for a break before the next season, be it colorguard or winterguard, then you spend the whole thing crying, cause your muscles aren't used to resting for that long
237.When your boyfriend has been to as many practices and as you have!
238.When you like wearing your uniform
239.When people ask you about your social life and you say "Oh, you mean my flag
240.When being mauled by a drum is a normal part of life
241.When you can show up to practice in your pajamas and dripping wet and no one notices
242.When jazz running no longer reminds you of ballet
243.When "armed guard" means a with a pole instead of a guy with a gun
244.When you see your section more than your family