324 Ways To Tell You've Been In Cologuard Too Long
159. When you begin to look good in show make-up

160. When your senior ring lives on your necklace

161. When you break a bone and still insist that you can march (even if on crutches)

162. When you still spend the same amount of time w/ your band-after you graduate

163. You only go to football to see the halftime shows

164. you find yourself switching feet to get back on-step while walking through the mall

165. When you name all your bruises

166. When getting dressed up to go to school means wearing what you'll have wear to practice that night

167. When riding in sections to a football is the biggest dilemma of the day

168. When you catch yourself spinning your pencil in Algebra class

169. When all your teachers and classmates have seen your guard videos at least twice

170. When your classmates roll their eyes at you for talking about the band, yet again.

171. When everyone knows that you are in guard by the t-shirts you wear

172. When you show up for everything at least 15 minutes early(even parties)

173. When you wake up in the morning and put your dot book or drill charts on not thinking

174. When you wear your hair slicked back every where you go

175. When the people at Home Depot know you by name.

176. When vending machine food becomes gormet.

177. you have had the words "left! right! left! right!" repeatedly screamed at you and you are not in the army

178. You permanently project to the press box wheather that meant the top of the six foot tall basketball player in front of you's head or the top of the doorway

179. You toss your flag even when they're 50 m.p.h. winds

180. When you choose a college for the colorguard and winterguard directors and programs

181. you have hit yourself in the head so many times, not only can you not count, it doesn't even hurt any more

182.when the local Friendly's is you second home, but only because you spend more time at school

183.When you always have to walk in step, even if they aren't in colorguard

184.When you go to see other school's football just to see their colorguard, and who you're up against

185.When you in your loud english class your teacher yells, "Attention" and you look forward and sit up straight and don't make eye contact with anyone

186.You love rainy days, because it gives you a chance to spin (your umbrella) in school (And show off too!)


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