The Library

Here in the library you will be able to find poetry, quotes and some short stories that I have enjoyed. I might include some of my own pieces here as well. If you have a favorite piece you would like to share please send it to me.

I have added a new Jokes and Pranks page. I think you'll get a kick out of these. Most of them are .zip files so you'll need an unzipping program (get one here) to use them. Have fun!

Poems

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• Paul Revere's Ride - Longfellow
• The Raven - Poe
• The Charge Of The Light Brigade - Tennyson

Quotes

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• Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that�s bad for you! ~Tommy Smothers
  
  
• A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. ~Caskie Stinnett
  
  
• You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice. ~Steven D. Woodhull
  
  
• An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. ~Mahatma Gandhi
  
  
• Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. ~John Lennon
  
  
• Never Explain - your Friends do not need it and your Enemies will not believe you anyway. ~Elbert Hubbard
  
  
• Beware the fury of a patient man. ~John Dryden, 1631-1700
  
  
• God gave us two ears and one mouth. We should use them accordingly. ~Unknown
  
  
• Never look back. You don't know what might be gaining on you. ~Satchel Paige
  
  
• Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. ~William Shakespeare
  
  
• It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow