| Oranges | ||||||||||
| By Stacia Metalic | ||||||||||
| Disclaimer-I was very tired when I wrote this so it is very odd. There you have been warned. Have a nice day. *smile* ^___^ | ||||||||||
| I had this moment of insanity and a question popped inside my head. Have I ever thrown out an orange before? I thought for a while and I came to a conclusion no I haven't. I asked around and found out none of my friends have either. Even if they're disgusting dry and watery we still eat them. But we share when that happens. "Hey want some orange?" You ask a friend. "Sure" your friend says. And you both just sit there eating this-this ORANGE. You even ask for some more. BUT when it's one of those juicy sweet ones you don't want to share. People ask you for some...if your like us you give up a piece. It's one of the most hardest things to do; to give up that orange. Even a piece. With a trembling hand you pass it to the person and of coarse you know they'll ask for more. Then other people would want one and the word passes from friend to friend neighbor to neighbor fiend to fiend UNTIL THERE IS NONE LEFT!!! All you have left now is that sticky orange peel nobody wants. And lets talk about the orange peel shall we? Some are easy to peel off, but some some are evil. (Yes, there ARE evil orange peels) You start peeling that evil orange peel and oh some of that vile acid sprays in your eyes. (Isn't that just nice?) You remind yourself to peel AWAY from yourself, but end up spraying your friends instead. There's no win win situation here. We are all doom-ed. ...who thought of the name orange anyway? The colour orange and the fruit orange...weird. |
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