-Why Vegeta's hair and armour are different when he is first introduced, but change when he gets to Arlia?
-Boxers, or briefs?
-How does Piccolo manage not to get stuck in doors or hit people with his rediculously wide armour?
-Wouldn't Piccolo's antennas get squished by that heavy helmet of his?
-Why do Saiyan tails always have to get cut off?
-Why do Goku's clothes always get ripped to shreds?
-When Goku's clothes DO get ripped, why does his upper body expand to twice it's normal muscle size?
-How a 5 minute fight between Frieza and Goku is somehow streached to fill three weeks of episodes?
-How every character, (besides Goku and Piccolo) keep changing heights? (for example, Krillin was not so short in the first episode of DBZ, but then he keeps shrinking until sometime on Namek when he grows again)
-If the dragon can't grant a wish that is beyond Kami's power, why can't Kami bring people back to life permanantly?
-How the aliens seem to know everything about human culture? (examples, Moby Dick, Fee Fi Fo Fum)
-How all aliens are able to speak English or Japanese?
-Why they had two different sequences when Krillin, Piccolo and Gohan realized that Bulma was really Captain Ginu in disguise?
-Why the story of Vegeta's past keeps changing throughout the series?
-How Krillin is able to have a kid with an android?
-How Vegeta's hair stands up even when wet?
-How almost every Dragonball character name is a pun on other words. (Ex-Ginu-milk Gohan-rice ect)
-Why the plot line of the series is always contradicting itself every five episodes?
-Why the movies don't follow the plot line at all?
-Why Gohan is completly and utterly obsessed with Piccolo?
-Why Piccolo is always there to save Gohan everytime Gohan gets into trouble?
-Why Krillin has no nose?
-Why Piccolo is always getting taken over by evil forces?
-Why most of the females in the series are so weak?
-Why there are no female Saiyans even mentioned?
-Why Kami even bothered offering his job to Piccolo (I mean if the guy's going to die, then both of them are gone...duh!)
-How Bulma alwas manages to survive everything?
-Why they always have their names written on their clothing?
-Why it has to be 'the next demention'?
-Why they always have to put the good guys together with the bad guys?
-Why when they power up they sound consitpated? (submitted by Andrew.J)
-Why is Goku always the last one to show up at a major battle?
-Why does Mr.Briefs cat never blinks? It just stares. 0_0
-Why does the cat always seem to be looking *right* at you?
-Why is Captin Ginu (as a frog) always around Bulma?
-How Brains and Vegeta's goal are simular? (Pinky-What are we going to do now Brain? Brain-What do we do every night Pinky? Try to take over the world)
-How can Gohan know the Kamehameha when he was trained by Piccolo, who does NOT know the Kamehameha?
-Why are there no female Nameks?
-Why do people's clothes always get ripped in the EXACT SAME places?
-Why does Gohan totally idolize Piccolo? I mean, Piccolo killed his father, then practically killed HIM during their training, so why the heck does Gohan worship him?
These two were donated by Kusea Kayae!
-Why does the majority of the Saiyan race look like they're always having bad hair days?
-Why does Marron and Bulma look EXACTLY alike?! It's just not natural.
*new*
-While we're here, why does Bulma, Marron AND Bra looked exactly alike? Daughters and mothers are not identical twins, they differ slightly...I think.
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