| Lesson 1: Boiling water for instant noodles. Step 1- Fill pot with water Step 2- Place pot on stove (make sure stove is ON) Step 3- Leave the room and start watching T.V. Step 4- Remember the pot an hour later and run like mad to shut it off. Step 5- If you have not evaporated all your water-proceed to step 6. If you have, go back to step 1 Step 6- Put noodles in water...make sure noodles are out of packet. Step 7- Cook noodles until they are sticky and unappetizing. Add Flavouring. Enjoy. |
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| Vol 1 Issue 1 |
| June 2002 |
| The Ruler of Freaksville emerged from his castle this afternoon to announce the creation of something new in Freaksville, The Freaksville Times! Residents of Freaksville have been complaining for years that there was no way to relate information around the town without the use of the town crier. This method was, however, quite outdated, and tended to keep people awake at night, and caused several threatening letters to arrive on the crier�s doorstep. The newspaper�s chief editor, Eimaj Nillirk, promises that The Freaksville Times will be informative, interesting, and most of all, it will capture the essence and life of freaksville in each monthly issue. She would also like to point out that this is the first issue�it will get better with time^^ |
| The Freaksville Times is Born! |
| We of the Freaksville Times are proud to announce that our very own Valia Unknown has joined the ranks of the Graduated! In a ceremony last week, Valia was presented with her certificate of graduation, and several bursaries. Observers report that several persons, described as an orange cat, a blue mermaid and a purple mazuku caused such a ruckus that it was nearly impossible to hear the announcer as Valia stepped up to the podium. Congratulations, Valia, we are all very proud of you! |
| Congratulations, Valia! |
| Gemini- Upon nearing the end of school, you will run into a duck-be nice to him, your future depends on it. Cancer- Don't end up losing touch with your friends. You may end up acting like them. Leo- Demons from the underworld will torment your cat. Try not to take this as a personal insult. Virgo- Choose your vacation destination wisely this summer- You may end up climbing a mountain. Libra-Remember, nothing is impossible...nothing Scorpio- The man eating socks under your bed will become restless. Appease them by feeding them your brother and/or sister Sagittarius- You will venture into another dimension today. This may adversly affect your personal life... Capricorn-Your very creative, but things don't always go as planned. Look for a quarter-it's your only hope Aquarius- A short stranger will enter your life (I actually got this in a fortune cookie once) Pisces- Don't always believe the fortune cookies, they lie! Aries- Once again, when you recieve an award, they will spell your name wrong! Taurus- Your science experiment will go wrong and wreak havoc upon the whole of Freaksville. Start making your apologies now. |
| Fashion column- In the Next issue Stacia will start her fashion column. She will examine fashions in the anime world, and generally point out any and all weaknesses. Word Search- Printable chibi freaks word search puzzles! We have yet to develop an effective system to create them but when we do...watch out! |
| Chibi Scopes |
| Upcoming articles |
| Cooking for Dummies |