| Lesson 1: Boiling water for instant noodles. Step 1- Fill pot with water Step 2- Place pot on stove (make sure stove is ON) Step 3- Leave the room and start watching T.V. Step 4- Remember the pot an hour later and run like mad to shut it off. Step 5- If you have not evaporated all your water-proceed to step 6. If you have, go back to step 1 Step 6- Put noodles in water...make sure noodles are out of packet. Step 7- Cook noodles until they are sticky and unappetizing. Add Flavouring. Enjoy. |
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| Vol 1 Issue 2 |
| August 2002 |
| Some of you may be wondering what happened to July's edition to the Freaksville Times. Well, the truth is, Eimaj's computer decided it would first cease any and all internet connecting, then destroy one of her favorite cd's in her new disk drive. It had to go to the shop for a week, but it's back now and updating can resume! |
| Technical Difficulties |
| Citizens of Freaksville, watch out! Two red haired, freckled twins known only as the infamous 'Weasely Brothers', have decided to visit our fair town, but have since begun to wreak havoc. Buildings are mysteriously changing colour, strange an unusual creatures have begun to appear on our streets, and several residents are complaining about having been turned into giant canaries. So please, don't take any candy from strangers, especially if they have red hair, and report any unusual activity to our local police officer. |
| Pranking Spree! |
| Gemini- Be wary of books this month. Not only are they far to expensive for the Average Joe, but they're starting to bite back as well. Cancer- The Nome in your garden will become restless and leave for a trip around the world. Don't worry, he'll be back by spring. Leo- beware of a redheaded man, particularly if he has freckles. And he has a twin...named George (We're not hinting at anything...really!) Virgo- A sheep will wander into your yard and take up permanant residence there. You can count him if you like. Libra- baseballs will be magnetically attracted to your head this month...you'd better wear a helmet. Scorpio- Continue appeasing the man eating socks. That irritating neighbor who won't stop playing that irritating music will do just fine. Sagittarius- You will find happiness in an unlikely place. Start looking in the cookie jars, it's bound to be there somewhere... Capricorn- You should stock up on aloe vera lotion-you'll need it after you fall asleep in the sun tommorow. Aquarius- Valuable informtion will be imparted by a child (yes, this is another of Eimaj's strange fortune cookies) Pisces- The monster from the black lagoon will come after you tonight...you can't say we didn't warn you. Aries- You will be haunted by the goasts of all your dead plants this month. Taurus- You will find buried treasure! But only if you look for it.. |
| Word Search- Printable chibi freaks word search puzzles! We have yet to develop an effective system to create them but when we do...watch out! |
| Chibi Scopes |
| Upcoming articles |
| Cooking for Dummies |
| Freaksville welocomes the Hobbits |
| On Agust the 6, 2002, several Hobbits decided to take up residence in Freaksville, and we welcome them with open arms. They have already started to build Hobbit holes on a hill near to Valia's Mountain, and are opening a Hobbit restaraunt in downtown Freaksville, which will offer Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevensies, and many other important meals. I have a feeling that we're all going to have to start watching our waistlines with these interesting creatures in our midst. (For those of you who are wondering, The Hobbit Hole will be information and a link to the website one of Freaksville's citizen's websites. The site contains interesting, unusual and insane stories. It will also house any Hobbit news we can get our hands on.) |
| Stacia's Fashion Column |
| Sorry, folks! I seem to have lost the fashion column file, but rest assured as soon as I find it, it will be up here! |