WTF!
(Sunday; April 4, 2004)
Okay, here I am, 35 years old today and still watching horror movies. My current quip is about Freddy VS Jason. First mistake, making the movie. Second mistake, making the movie without KANE HODDER!!!!
Here's a rundown of horror heros I think should be teamed up
Pinhead VS Wishmaster; seems reasonable enough
Jason Vorhees VS Michael Myers; neither of them speak and both have family problems. one's taking revenge of his mothers death and the other is klilling his family
Leprechaun VS Chucky; both are pretty much the same hight and have serious attitudde problems
Gremlins VS Munchies; they're pretty much the same size and have the same traits
Freddy Kruger VS Leatherface; basically because these are my two least favorite ones
You know, guys, I moved here and I thought, Great! I'm outta the big city and I'm finally in a place where everybody isn't gonna be crawling up everybody's asshole every day! A place where maybe my biggest nightmare is gonna be getting some goddamn cat out of a tree! But forget that! EVERYBODY IS INSANE, EVERYWHERE!
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