Latest CFCL Bulletin and Roster Changes

05/31/03

"The designated hitter has been the vehicle that's allowed many players nearing the end of their careers to maintain some longevity. They were not out there on a daily basis, subject to the aches and pains of playing in the field. In the National League, you have to do it the hard way. So when it comes to reaching 3,000 (hits), you can't point to anything but performance with Tony Gwynn. He doesn't just bat, he plays."Lou Brock

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May 24

PICTS reserve P Bako, activate G Bennett from the Reserve List.

May 25

COPPERFIELDS reserve S Victorino, activate K Young from the Reserve List.

SIX PACKS reserve M Rivera, activate E Perez from the Reserve List.

May 27

DEM REBELS reserve B Neal, activate J Fogg from the Reserve List.

May 28

DA PAUL MEISTERS reserve L Merloni, activate R Sanchez from the Reserve List.

SIX PACKS reserve F Vina, activate J Lugo from the Reserve List.

DOORMATTS reserve R Taylor, activate R Durham from the Reserve List.

PICTS reserve T Perez, activate B Clark from the Reserve List.

May 29

COPPERFIELDS reserve S Reynolds, activate V de los Santos from the Reserve List.

COPPERFIELDS reserve B Webb, activate F Rodriguez from the Reserve List.

May 30

STONES reserve M Bynum, activate J Durocher from the Reserve List.

HARD HATS reserve R Hidalgo, activate B Buchanan from the Reserve List.

May 31

HARD HATS trade D Lee and J Eischen to RESERVOIR DOGS for K Benson and B Basham.

HARD HATS activate M Remlinger.

HARD HATS call K Ginter (.05) from the Free Agent Pool, reserve him, waive T Clark (waive period ends 6-7).

HARD HATS reserve R Cormier, activate L Vizcaino from the Reserve List.

RESERVOIR DOGS reserve A Nunez.

RESERVOIR DOGS reserve T Wellemeyer, activate M Redman from the Reserve List.

RESERVOIR DOGS reserve B Duckworth, activate A Eaton from the Reserve List.

RESERVOIR DOGS reserve J Eischen, activate J Patterson from the Reserve List.

RESERVOIR DOGS call T Phelps (.09) from the Free Agent Pool, waive D Smith (waive period ends 6-7).

COPPERFIELDS reserve R Clayton, activate R Martinez from the Reserve List.

COPPERFIELDS reserve M Crudale, activate S Reynolds from the Reserve List.

COPPERFIELDS call K Saarloos (.05) from the Free Agent Pool, reserve him, waive S Victorino (waive period ends 6-7).

LAMBCHOPS call S Hillebrand (.30) from the Free Agent Pool, reserve P Burrell, waive J Vizcaino (waive period ends 6-7).

LAMBCHOPS reserve J Nathan, activate T Redding from the Reserve List.

PICTS claim S Reed on waivers, reserve him, waive P Bako (waive period ends 6-7).

TENACIOUS B call B Crosby (.05) from the Free Agent Pool, reserve him, waive T Jones (waive period ends 6-7).

SIX PACKS reserve R Quevedo, activate B Kim from the Reserve List.

DEM REBELS claim M Tejera on waivers, reserve C Silva, waive J Castro (waive period ends 6-7).

SIX PACKS call J Bay (.07) from the Free Agent Pool, reserve him, waive T Houston (waive period ends 6-7).

SIX PACKS call J Franco (.05) from the Free Agent Pool, reserve him, waive R Gonzalez (waive period ends 6-7).

SIX PACKS call O Villareal (.05) from the Free Agent Pool, reserve him, waive M Rivera (waive period ends 6-7).

DA PAUL MEISTERS reserve J Fassero, activate S Estes from the Reserve List.

DA PAUL MEISTERS call G Matthews (.20) from the Free Agent Pool, reserve R Mackowiak, waive D Bragg (waive period ends 6-7).

RUFFINS reserve J Cruz, activate S Chacon from the Reserve List.

RUFFINS reserve TJ Tucker, activate J Riedling from the Reserve List.

DOORMATTS reserve D Weathers, activate D Willis from the Reserve List.

DOORMATTS reserve M Stairs, activate R Taylor from the Reserve List.

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Free Agent Bids and Waiver Claims

Shea Hillenbrand
.30 Lambchops
.24 Six Packs (11th)
.24 Hard Hats (3rd)
.24 Tenacious B (2nd)
.21 Copperfields
.20 DoorMatts (12th)
.20 Meisters (4th)
.18 Ruffins
.15 Dem Rebels (9th)
.15 Picts (7th)

Gary Matthews
.20 Da Paul Meisters
.08 Lambchops
.07 Coppers (10th)
.07 Hard Hats (3rd)

Michael Tejeara
Dem Rebels (9th)
Reservoir Dogs (5th)

Steve Reed
Picts
Copperfields (waived)

Jason Bay
.07 Six Packs
.06 Ruffins

Rule Clarification

The Executive Committee would like to clarify one of the new rules that was added this past off-season. The Constitution currently states: "If the player is traded to the American League during the season, the player can be treated like any other player on the team’s roster for the duration of that season."

While this rule refers to players who are traded to the AL by their NL teams, it is not the intent of the rule to limit itself to only to players who are traded to the AL. CFCL teams may also retain the rights to players who end up in the AL via a waiver claim, being sold, signing with an AL team as a free agent after being released by their NL team, or any other mechanism.

Any player who is on a CFCL active roster or Reserve List and who ends up in the AL qualifies under the new rule.


Terrorist Fun

Ok, there’s nothing fun about terrorism, and I typically try to steer clear of politics in the weekly report, but this is so damn funny I had to share it.

As everyone knows, www.ready.gov, the website of the Department of Homeland Security, provides plans for dealing with all kinds of terrorist actions. The plans and advice on the ready.gov website are accompanied by visual aids - what are supposed to be intuitive and easy-to-understand drawings. Unfortunately, "intuitive and easy-to-understand" can often end up being "ambiguous and vague". Someone out there decided to demonstrate just how ambiguous and vague the pictures are by writing their own captions. Here they are:

http://www.dleepow.us/emergency.html

Warning Note: For you under-agers out there, the language in the some of the captions can get kind of "colorful" from time to time.


Dogs on the Move?

There’s an unsubstantiated rumor that Jason Grey has left Schaumberg under cover of night and relocated Reservoir Dog headquarters to Arizona. Stay tuned for more details…


This Week's Featured League

This week’s Featured League Web page belongs to the No Fehr Rotisserie League:

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Sideline/8850/index.html

NF is a 12-team, NL-only, traditional 4x4 rotisserie league that’s been around (under various names) since 1991. The tone of fun is set right away by the league name, and the team names include some very clever and colorful monikers.  Any league that once included a team named the Fielding Melishes (1992) is okay in my book.

Each team has its own web page, which is maintained by the owner of the team. Perhaps "maintained" is the incorrect word, as not many of them seem to be kept up to date. For example, the Cactus League Peelers list the likes of Mike Lansing, Kirt Manwaring, and Ruffin (possibly Johnny, but probably Bruce) on their active roster. They can be excused, though, because their page also features a very nice graphic.

The main page is updated with news and information regularly, though, so the site loses only marginal points on the "Upkeep" scale. And they have a Weblog that seems to get a decent amount of activity, so the site scores well for Sense of Community.

The thing that impressed me the most about the NF website is their attention to the history of their league. There are season summaries going back to the very beginning, which is impressive because the league historian didn’t even join the league until it was entering its third year.

Other things to check out are the Commissioner’s Notes and Website Index links at the bottom of the page. The Commissioner’s Notes from 2001 include what appear to be Draft Day photos, and the Website Index provides access to many additional documents that aren’t available from the main page

CFCL Featured League Web Pages

Criteria

Previously Featured Pages

Pages selected based on:
- Information
- Sense of community
- Fun
- Extra "stuff"
- History
- Personality
- Upkeep
- Design

Puget Sound Sports League (5/24)

 - http://www.psslbaseball.com


Documentary Screening Psudo-Update

I haven’t heard anything from Producer Brad in terms of a definite date, time, and place for our preview screening of the as-yet-unnamed Fantasy Baseball documentary. I do know that based on everyone’s availability he was going to target the night of Saturday June 7 and try to find a location in the suburbs.

As anticipated, it was impossible to find a date when everyone was available, but Brad wanted to be sure to select a date when the four owners whose stories they followed most closely were able to make it, and the 7th was it.

As soon as I hear something from Brad, I will send out an e-mail with the details.


Record Book

Week Ending 5/30: Tenacious B broke the Lambchops two-week-old record for Total Bases in a week. Not surprisingly, they also topped the Hard Hats’ mark for Runs.

Steve’s Stones shattered the Copperfields record for weekly WHIP (0.78), which they set in 2000, and the Ruffin’s record of 4.43, which they set earlier this year.

Weekly Records Seasonal Records
CAT CFCL TEAM STAT PERIOD CAT CFCL TEAM STAT YEAR
TB Tenacious B 149 5/30/03 TB TBD TBD 2003
R Tenacious B 60 5/30/03 R TBD TBD 2003
RBI Copperfields 70 9/12/00 RBI Copperfields 1201 2000
SB Ruffins 20 7/29/97 SB Bald Eagles 312 1988
OBA Hard Hats .4327 4/4/03 OBA TBD TBD 2003
QS Reservoir Dogs 10 4/25/03 QS TBD TBD 2003
HoSv Copperfields
Copperfields
Stones
Stones
Tenacious B
Da Paul Meisters
8 4/4/03
4/11/03
4/18/03
5/2/03
5/9/03
5/16/03
HoSv TBD TBD 2003
ERA Copperfields 0.81 9/18/00 ERA Mudville Sluggers 2.828 1985
WHIP Stones 0.675 5/30/03 WHIP Copperfields 1.15048 1992
K:BB Stones 4.88 5/30/03 K:BB TBD TBD 2003
OFF Copperfields 45 2000
PIT Copperfields 44 2001
TOT Copperfields 88.5 2000


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