It all happened one day in july, Eddy Murphy, Christopher Walken, Jack Nicholson, Arnold Scwarzenegger, and Randy Savage were all about to take a fun day trip to the island of the kings.
The macho man randy savage could not get any sleep that night because christopher walken was coughing all night, the sound penetrated the macho mans every dream, as if it were the sound of a thousand much more macho men, snapping into a thousand slim jims. When christopher walken woke up, the mach man thought, maybe now hes ok and he will stop snapping into a slim dream, unfortunatly for randy savage, this was far from the case, and the longest sleep he could muster lasted only as long as the shakira video he was growing an errection to only moments earlier, because right as the spanish bitch was shaking her ass, a terrible cough woke up the macho man, causing him to spiral out of the pleasant sleep. That morning with only 3 minutes of sleep to his credit, randy savage exclaimed "Oh yeeeeeea, only 3 feeble minutes of punishing slumber! Ohhhhh noooooo!" Eddy Murphys cat was watching the macho man curse the feeble lungs of christopher walken and this enraged the macho man who quickly asked, "What does a feeble felion have against a superbly mach man such as myself?" but to no answer.
The macho man woke up the rest of the over the hill celebrities. It was time to go and the macho man was feelin pretty good. The day went on normally and with mucho fun. Around 7:30 that night, Eddy Murphy, Christopher walken, and Jack Nicholson went off to to various deeds, this left only the two pride enflamed tanglers to sit at a table, with an absurdly oversized cowboy hat. "Oh yeeea i declare that it is the macho mans turn to wear the hhhhhheeeeaaaat."said Randy savage. "No eeet is my hat u flaabby girly man"said arnold.
"I will break ur feeble body with my fistssss if u dont give me the heeeeeeaaat." you see, the macho man was still only running on mere minutes of sleep, and in the intense heat and exaustion, even the macho man lost his composure, blaming an aggrivated Arnold for deeds that the macho man was pulling out of his ass. A bad case of the crankies over came both of them and Arnold stormed off into the park leaving a baffled Randy Savage to wonder what was happening. |
