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| Super Radical Awsome Fun Guy: Release the man woman eats. -Chris |
| It all started one day when the popular childrens icon, Waldo, was reported as missing. The FBI followed many clues as to following Waldo, they found a phone, a clock, a baby, and even Waldos wife, but they could not find Waldo. They later found him dead in an alley, overdosed on heroin. This led to a full investigation by the FBI to give Larry Alanis Morsette, a full cavity search. Why? because the FBI has some lonley people. Then, Carl Weathers was found in the luxurious dollar inn, stuck in the washing machine. |
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| Five minutes later Charles was arrested for man slaughter and the attempted rape of a national icon (LArry Alanis Morsette) |
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| But then Fat got his idea from his box of ideas written by homeless people from 17th century Germany. He entered a dan akroyed look alike contest and was assassinated by Ringo Starr and then some. Meanwhile fat was in cuba being raped by fidel castro. Castro was done with fat so began playin the fiddle. he had fat executed and his body dragged behind a tank and then run over by the tank and then the tank shot fat but the tank also exploded blowing fats body to oblivion. Fat was also a member of the club he made after being kicked out of school forever. He dubbed the club the houseketeers. he played pirates and dress up. he was then sent to prison when his mom caught him dressed in her undies playing with his tits in front of the mirror. the houseketeer was bailed out of jail by a certain Thomas J. Walle esq. He lived a life on the run. Thomas was accidentally arrested 30 times for looking exactly like fat. Fat was the mother of 20 children before he died peacefully in his bed at age 16..by the Canadian Mafia. THE END |