kisstv

One day, some brilliant man thought of making a show starring retarded people. This mans name was Jesus. He brought in a whole crew of specialized retarded people. One such person was Charles. Charles was a very special young man, by special im trying to call him a complete moron even amoungst retarded people. But, he was very angry at the producers because they named him the "Roving Reporter" and he couldnt pronunciate R's very well so it sounded like the Woving Wovuhvuhvuh. But before the show could start they had to have a name for the show. One of the writers with down syndrom suggested calling it the kiss my muther fucking dick T.V. show, but the producers were like, "Why dont we shorten that a bit to the Kiss My T.V. Show." And history was made.

One day Charles went to Maralyn for help. She was the advice lady and if u look real close when it has her segment of the show it shows her advice column next to some sex chat line so i thought it would be funny if some guy called the ask Maralyn section thinking it was a sex chat and hes like oooh what r u wearling and shes like tell him that i have to go to the store....to buy clothes. hahahahaha oh my god, but anyways, Charles said, Mawawin(Maralyn) how can girls wike me? and Maralyn said tell him to watch jerry springer, he'll find out. and opra too! But that enraged charles and he led a prison break from "Little City" which was a front for "Little retarded Prison" Charles killed 50 Guards by himself then asked the dead bodies how they were doing. He then found the guy who sang "I got a new car" and they took his new car, which was stolen, and drove it away to "Little Bar" and they got liqueored up. So now there were a bunch of drunk retarded people driving down the highway in a stolen car after breaking out of prison. This is what u call a crisis. And worst of all Maralyn was missing!!!! After the drunk retarded people crashed the stolen cars into a day care, killing half of the retarded people, Charles overpowered a 3 year old child and stole his big wheel to safetey. Charles made his way to Indianapolis because he felt a strong retarded presence. He overted the police many a night because his newly found lover the "I got a stolen car" guy kissed him whenever the police came and made the police vomit for hours. They finally got to the retarded presence. Guess who it was, no shit, it was RYAN! Charles thought ryan was too retarded so he killed him. The end, i think this is like the 10th time ryan has died, and every time, he has been raped by the devil.