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fat was caught stealing his moms van. He thought if he could just rob a bank to pay off his parents maybe he could still attend his dance lessons. So he hatched a bold plan. He would rob a bank.
What fat failed to realize is that to rob a bank, u generally need some form, any form of a weapon. And the nerf gun he was weilding was not any sort of a weapon. When he went up to the teller, he drew out his nerf pistol and said, "It's nerf or nothin mutha fuckaaaa!" This did not impress the bank teller, who casually picked up a taser and shot it point blank into fats sack. After fat had collapsed in a smoking heap, the teller called the police. fat was sent to jail. That night in the big house, the old cons were trying to make the fresh fish cry. One said he was going to rape fat everyday. The con wasnt expecting that fat would tell him that he was game, and in turn the con cried himself to sleep. When fat realized that not even really old people in jail desire him, he started crying, and saying "I aint s'posed ta be he'a! Mama! Mama!" "And its fat ass by a nose!" said God.

The next day in court, fat was appointed Barron von Farison as his attorney. Barron von Farison hated fat with a deep passion and had no intention of saving fats life(the judge said the minimum penalty for fat is death in any crime he commits). "fatty, u r charged with assault and battery and attempted robbery with a nerf gun. How do u plead?" said Judge Wampler. "Not guilty my honor." said fat. "Ok ur a dumbass, but ill let Tonys' defence send u down the river, u may proceed Barron. "Thank u, ladies and germs of the jury, what is assault and battery? I mean really, lets break it down." he pulled a salt shaker and a battery from his pockets."Observe, a salt, and battery!" The court broke into a massive roar of laughter. "He's guilty of one thing, being hilarious!" said the Judge. "Well thank u Tony that was funny, but lets wrap this up." said the Judge. "Ok, in conclusion, fat may be guilty of being a complete idiot, but not of robbing any bank." said Tony. Ryan was amazed, Tony defending him?? It was a miracle! "But i think being a complete idiot is a thousand times worse." said Tony. "Ur right, fat, for being an idiot, i sentence u, ur family, and all of ur friends and relatives to be burned at the steak." said the Judge. The End. This ending was really half baked but ill have way better stories soon so dont fret kiddies.