| Girls- if u are a girl, and a guy happens to make himself known after u and ur bf broke up, i dont care how sweet he is being. He aint out to be your friend. i thought this was obvious, but ive had to spell it out for a suprisingly large amount of people lately... Guys- if a girl u dont really know hugs you, guess what? it means she hugs everybody, not not just you, i would have thought THIS was obvious, but AGAIN, ive had to explain this to a suprisingly large amount of people lately. Girls- there is no need to hate guys for wanting more than to be your friend right after meeting you, its just how we are, when it comes to girls, even un attractive ones, the core of our programming is telling us ways to trick you into the bed. it doesnt mean we are evil, its just how we were made so our species would live on. Guys- JUST BECAUSE ITS IN OUR GENETICS does not mean it is right, or cool to go around and fuck with girls heads, if you are somewhat of a human, on top of being male, you will repsect their feelings, because we all know if they dont respect ours we go around to all of our friends saying how big of bitches we are. i swear if i see another guy fuck with another girls head im going to cut his dick off and feed it to the ducks, then people will call him duck dick. you dont want that happening to you, so relax, sex is not the pinnacle of our being. Girls- if i see one more girl fuck with some poor slob who thinks you like him im going to blow up. if you dont like somebody, just fucking tell them, its not going to do anybody at all any good hiding the fact from some poor simpleton, and also, if a guy asks if you have a boyfriend, ITS NOT A FUCKING ENGAGEMENT PROPOSAL, he is asking so hes not going to have to deal with some guy tomorrow for talking to you tonight. ONCE AGAIN, I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS WAS OBVIOUS, BUT I GUESS NOT. ESPECIALLY NOT TO PEOPLE WHO WORK AT JC PENNYS. Guys- Dont ask a girl if she has a boyfriend, some have the insight to know that you are being safe, BUT SOME THINK YOU ARE PROPOSING TO THEM. So just assume they dont, if you have to deal with some guy later, then say fuck him and say fuck the girl for not telling you. Girls- if some stranger asks you out, and says "It's cool that you have a boyfriend, i understand." What he means is, "It's cool that you have a boyfriend, its not like its going to stop me from getting with you." And when the stranger is "really sweet," guess what, he is just playing his cards right. In spite of what you might think, if u had a dick, he would not be such a sweet person. Thats the best way i can spell it out. Guys- if you want to get with a girl who has a boyfriend, dont take her to the prom. Because then in the girls mind, she feels really safe around you, knowing that you can still go and have a good time without having to worry about anything sexual. This means you blew it buddy. Have fun being friends with her the rest of your life, cause thats probly how things are going to stay. Girls- if a guy asks you out, to anywhere, and you have a boyfriend, and you think this guy asking you out is really your friend, try this, tell him, "Yeah sure, ill bring my boyfriend, and you can bring another girl." If he says, "I just wanted to hang out with you tho, to get to know you better." or any shit like that, GUESS WHAT GENIUS, HE AINT THINKIN ABOUT SLUMBER PARTIES, TELLING GHOST STORIES AND EATING POP CORN. HE'S THINKIN ABOUT THE KINDA SLUMBER PARTY THAT STAYS IN THE BED!!! Once again, obvious, but whatever, it doesnt seem to be to half these girls. "OH HE ISNT LIKE THAT, YOU DONT KNOW HIM." -Guess what, yes, i do know him, and yes, he is like that. "I JUST MET HER, AND ALREADY SHES ONE OF THE COOLEST PEOPLE I KNOW, I THINK I LOVE HER." -Guess what? if you think so, then you dont know what love is and i will leave it at that. "NOT ALL GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR SEX." -Yes, we are. "ITS EL PRESIDENTE BUSH'S FAULT WE ARE BEING SENT BACK TO MEXICO FOR NOT HAVING GREEN CARDS." -No its yours you bandito. Dont they have lawns needing cut in mexico? "I FEEL REALLY SECURE AROUND HIM. HE RESPECTS WOMEN." -That may be, but make no mistake, he will take a chance at grabbin ur boob if the opportunity presents itself. "ALL GUYS ARE PIGS." -not true, like i said, we are designed to seek sex. but it doesnt mean we still dont love special women in our life. But men and women do define love differently in spite of what we like to think. it doesnt make us pigs, it makes us different. "WELL SHE HUGGED ME AND PUT HER ARM THROUGH MINE. SHE REALLY MUST LIKE ME." -ok asshole, keep telling yourself that. "HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND, JUST BECAUSE HE PUT HIS ARM AROUND ME, IT DOESNT MEAN HE WANTS TO GET WITH ME." -oh really? do you see him putting his arms around his guy friends at movies, or hugging them whenever he sees them? no, ya dont......... "HIS MOM HATES ME." -yep. "HER DAD HATES ME." -yep. "IM ONLY WITH HER BECAUSE SHE IS AN INTERESTING PERSON." -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one. Yeah i wanna make out with Martin Luther King because he was so interesting too. |