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| Phat Tony's Fat Corner Full of fun and Ryan Bashin' and chicken scratchin' Ryan: You are fat and have no band, your guitarist sucks crap for poo and can't play row row row your boat any better than you can. Chicken: Scratchin' is bad, but yet you are so deliciously fine. Ryan: Thou art as fat as I. Chicken: I love thee. Ryan: How many Ryans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cuz u are too fat and lazy. Chicken: You aren't as lazy as the almighty fat one, and have many a energy. Ryan: Girls love premature ejaculation and guys with no pubes and one testicle. Chicken: Do you even have testicles? Ryan: How much was your guitar again? Is it a Gibson flying V? No, it is a cheap ass symphonic that you ripped off a tickle me elmo doll. Chicken: Would you like to learn how to play the guitar? Ryan: Can you go a day without getting your ass beat to a bloody pulp? Chicken: May I have a taste. Ryan: Hummyeah Chicken: Bu gock |
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| By Tony |