| 2. LAN PARTY IN THE HOOD. INTEL PENT'UM FO' KNOCK YO GIRL, ON THE FLO' IF SHE HOLLAS, SMACK HER MO, TEACH YA GIRL SHES A HO! I GOT MY UNTEL PENT'UM FO CABLE MODEMS HOOKED UP, NAW CABLES FO TOYS, U GOT THAT T1 HOOKED UP FO YO ONLINE JOYS. SO IN COUNTER STRIKE MAPS YOU WHOOPIN BOYS. CAUSE ITS A LAN PARTY, CANT YOU SEE WIT YO EYES? ALL THE BOYS AT YO HOUSE TAKIN THEY ONLINE TRIES. BUT IT DONT MATTER CAUSE COPS COME AND SPOIL THE S'PRISE! CAUSE ITS, ONE FO THE MONEY, 2 FO THE SHOW. IM QUOTIN BIG GANGSTAS, CAUSE YOUS A HO. WAIT, HOLD ON, WHATS UP WITH THE PAUSE? COME SIT ON MY LAP, CALL ME SANTY CLAUSE. ILL GRANT YA THREE WISHES IF THEY FIT MY CAUSE. SHIT YOU GOT GRITTY NAILS, WE CALL THEM SANDY CLAUSE. JUST LOOK AT THAT SHIT. I KNOW YOU FUCKED UP A BIT, BUT YOU GOT YO HO WAVIN HER TRUE ASS GRIT. CAUSE YOU FUCKIN WITH ME, AND IM DRINK N JIVE. ON THE FIVE YOU WONT LEAVE THIS LAN PARTY ALIVE CAUSE ILL HOLD YOU DOWN, TIL MY THUGS ARRIVE. AND ILL MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU DIDNT SURVIVE. CAUSE ILL PULL A COUNTERSTRIKE WITH MY KNIFE. THEN ILL TAKE YOUR HO AND MAKE HER MY WIFE. AND SHE'LL COOK UP SOME GRITS FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE. ALL BECAUSE YOU FLEXED AT DRINK N JIVE. |