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| My Life in Pictures |
| Well I got to High School, and things in Peru weren't real good back then, I wrongfully went to the Presidential House to request for a permission to travel to U.S. to get a better living. Since it was the first Time I went to the Goverment Palace I took my video camara, and I recorded accidentally our CIA leader giving some donation I think to some senator, so the president offer me not only permission but also a free ticket to the U.S. and all of that just for my video. |
| I guess for security purposes they don't allow us to film in there, so I gave it to him, and I went to the U.S. then after 2 years I realized I had a copy in my video memory and since I didn't have the address for the Presidential Palace I sent it to other senator who I think thought it was funny or something and put it on TV, but that's another story. |
| Well so I went to the United States, in there because of my cousins I used to go to nice clubs, well they call them strip clubs i don't know why, but I met a nice person in there, his name was Bill, he loved those places, well who would say he will become someone important after a while, that's all I have to say about that. |
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| So since my new friend had a very important job helping the country in many ways, I decided to help too, so I signed up for the Marines, it was a new adventure for me, I went to Irak and I had the oportunity to aniquilate a lot of terrorits, that was awesome. The only thing that I didn't like was that there was a lot of sand and no beaches, the good thing was that if we ran out of armor we just could go to any house and they all had a lot of weapons, that was a lot of help. |
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| I remember that when we got to Bagdag since it was a brand new city for me I got lost, I asked for directions but I dont know why everybody was running, not very friendly of them, so If you traveled to Irak you better bring your map with you. So I went to a place where everybody was going , there was a guy who was telling them something I couldn't understand so I went up to talk to him, they took a picture of me with that guy. |
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