| The Top Ten Yarbley Things to do in Boyscouts. 10.) Make fun of the fat kids. 9.) Eat nothing but twinkies for an entire 50 miler. 8.) Throw binaca cans in fire and 'see what happens'. 7.) Run around in the woods naked, in the middle of the night. 6.) Eat dirt. 5.) Beat up anybody smaller than you. 4.) Be a "good role model". 3.) Play the "cookie" game. 2.) Stick your penis in some kid's ear. 1.) Play the "light paper airplanes on fire and throw them into dry grass on a hill, then stomp out the fire before it gets out of control, then wait too long, and set an entire hillside on fire, requiring the airlifting of thousands of gallons of chemicals to put in out, and spooking a horse in the process, which runs away, trips on a fence, breaks its neck and dies" game. |