Okay so bear with me coz it’s my first column, things can only get better right? As it's my first time i'll keep it short. Anyway you’re probably wondering what all this is about, well I do sometimes aswell, sorry, this column is about a conspiracy that goes straight to the top of the WWF hierarchy and not even the wrestlers know about it! I’m talking about the phenomenon of the amazing premature balding of the top WWF wrestlers!! I know what you’re thinking, “he’s a crazy man” well please just hear me out. Some people say that Vince McMahon is old Beelzebub himself, well I’m willing to prove it!

Stone Cold Steve Austin, Hardcore Holly, Perry Saturn, Chaz, D’Lo Brown and more recently The Big Show- what do the all have in common, premature balding! All of these top WWF superstars are under the age of 40 and are going bald if not already, and yet Vince McMahon well into his 90’s still has a full head of brown hair- minus a couple of grey streaks. All of these men have at one point prized themselves on their long locks of hair and not 2 years ago The Big Show was Federation champion with long hair. Well what’s the correlation between the stars and Vince? Vince McMahon has the ability to make any superstar lose their hair in order for Vinnie Mac to grow new hair. Every year he must use his dark overlord powers to make a superstar start to lose his hair so he can regrow his. All the proof is there just open you’re eyes and see!

Stay tuned for conspiracy theories from me.

I’ve been Y2James, you’ve been great, goodnight!

*This may not have happened and is purely circumstantial evidence!*