Freddies World-How It All Began

Welcome friends to the world of the scoop slamming legend, sux's list number two, Freddie Fang. This column will give you an insite to the world of E-fedding; whats hot and whats slightly hotter.

We shall start, ever so systematically, at the beginning. How was Freddie Fang created I hear you ask. Well, sit back with a cup of steaming cold tea and read up on how Freddie was first bought about.

Freddie was created, like most humans, when mummy Fang and daddy Fang decided they loved each other. Mummy Fang and daddy Fang had sexual relationships, and hay presto, the stork bought mummy and daddy Fang a new baby. Some strange twist of fate gave mummy Fang the idea to call her baby Freddie. Maybe she was on drugs or maybe she was mad, this we don't know. But one thing we do know is that mummy and daddy Fang were killed whilst Freddie was only a little kid. Mummy and daddy Fang suffered spinal injuries after suffering back injuries from a Scoop Slam. Freddie, after ther deaths of his parents vowed only to use his powerful scoop slam for good, and thus became a wrestler who faught the heels and saved the faces. Freddie was imprisoned at the age of 17 for Kid Sucking. He served three months community service, then also vowed to get his revenge on the legal system in the past few weeks. He spent a few months in a small indy fed called the AwA and won the gold probably. He then became the owner. He now writes a column for the greatest site ever to grace the internet, The Game Wrestling News.

So here we are... Freddie will begin his monthly... no, fortnightly... no, weekly... no, whenever he can be bothered, anyways, he will write a column whenever he can be bothered. So check back soon to see the very first Freddie World Column.

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