Please come here -  C'mere I wancha.

Excuse me have you got some change? -  Oi got 2 bob hiv ya?

My runners smell -  Nawful smill auf me tackies,

Sorry I didn't quite catch that, -  Oi wat ar u shayin.

I was slightly drunk - I was langers last nite.

How are you ! -  How's it goin sham !

You silly person  - Ya goul ya

You really are a silly person - Ya goul bag.

I'm afraid that I can't go for that, -  I will en me ring

Let's go out and get drunk - will we go on the batter?

May I have a bag of chips with garlic dressing - kennive a garlic chip a cheese

You unlawful person - fuckin' scobe

There was quite a lot of people  - there was a rake a people

He is a homosexual  - he's gee-a

Running up the street - burning up da ro-ad

Will you make love to me - givvus a ride willya?

Do you understand me - nowah mean man

I will fight you - i'll claim  ya

Theres a swimming pool in the house - poolnalnit

Please leave now - goway ou avit

Run away now - do a legger man

Have you got a cigarette - giz a fag boss

Be quiet - whishtt

Can you ride a horse - canya jock a harse canya?

May I use that? - giz a go offa da illa!

Any minority group - frakes!/hippies!

Skateboarder - skate-bort-err!

Did that hurt? - waaaaaa!!!!

That was funny - waaaaaa!!!!

Do something on your board - dous-a  stunt illa





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