- She came to drunk totally dinner! -Name Withheld by request
- What up BUDDAY!!! - Adam, strangley only at night
- Do you ride cows to school? - Katie talking to 'Billy' from Texas
- It opens like a book? - Trying to 'learn' about laptops from Tennesseans
- Look guys I found a plant! - Adam again
- Do y'all have cities in Canada? - Sarah
- So y'all dress like the ahmish? - Carly wondering about Canada
- I'm on a big f'in boat in the middle of the OCEAN! - Jared again
- Where's my tequila? Bitch! - Alex
- When I'm sober I wish I was drunk, and when I'm drunk I wish I was sober - Jon
