:: June 28, 2005 ::

SOME UNDERAGE DRINKERS GOT THEIR LIL WHITE CRACKER ASSES BUSSSTTEEDDDD! I mean LEMME TELL YA, this was a HERE'S YOUR SIGN moment for the history books. In the small town of *inserttownnamehere* I work at HELL, (aka Andy's nasty fast food restaurante, which partakeths in the use of ungodly amounts of grease in everything it makes, and enjoys making employees who don't make minimum wage wash out vats of slaw and raw meat....just peachy huh?) ANYWAYS, Hell happens to be three blocks away from the local police station, which is full of rednecks who like to enforce the law. And verily, did they enforce it. I have this pet peeve about young people who smoke. I mean, are they deaf? Do they just not listen in health class? Must they rebel against living a long and healthy life by suckin 200 different kinds of poison and black smoke down their esophagus into their perfectly healthy, young, vibrant lungs? Don't they know that smoking decreases your circulation ability, increases your risk of cancer, kills brain cells, kills lung tissue, causes your teeth to turn yellow and puts a "coat" on your tongue? SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU YOU FOOKIN IDIOT! BA-D F-OR Y-OU *slowly in a baby voice* How many years have these young fifteen year olds been in school? ALMOST HALF THEIR LIVES!!! DARE PROGRAMS ARE SUPPOSED TO STOP THIS KIND OF RECKLESS ENDAGERMENT! The little IIIIDDDIOTS! They're gonna end up w/ emphazema, lung cancer, and all sorts of painful nasty problems. In fact, I could even simplify it MORE than I already did....SMOKING KILLS...YOU!

Alrighty, sorry, got off on my tangent again. Back to the main thing. These underage smokers are also, underage drinkers...well as I said, smoking kills brain cells....These young children, who are OBVIOUSLY NOT 21 years of age, decided to sit in the parking lot of Hell, a public place, three blocks from the police station, and throw themselves a little binger with three cases of coronas and other various types of liquor while sitting on the only one of the group who could drive's car. Wellll...Hell's management really couldn't call the cops because some of the kids are regular underaged smoking section customers of Hell, where they could actually possibly end up in hell someday for leading such a debaucherous life, so some of Hell's customers called the cops....Needless to say, I laughed my ass off as I walked to my car as I left the firey pits of Hell for the evening, whilst watching about nine teenagers try to explain themselves while a couple of others were handcuffed and parents were called...oh the hilarity that ensued. The cops heard me laughing too. So now, in closing, I reiterate the two main points of this column that everyone should live by. ONE: DO NOT SMOKE, BESIDES BEING POTENTIALLY DEADLY, IT IS ALSO A VERRY VERRY VERRY VERRY NASSSSTTTYY HABIT. TWO: DON'T DRINK UNDERAGE IN A PUBLIC PLACE, OR DRINK UNDERAGE AT ALL. EVENTUALLY, YOU WILL GET CAUGHT, and VERILY, I ONCE AGAIN, WILL LAUGH MY ASS OFF AT YOU! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:: 11:53 P.M. ET - My house - My pajamas, Still laughing at underaged retards, and enjoying the smell of new carpet that is very very squishy and comfy, but leaves lines on your face when you wake up drooling on it. ::

:: June 21, 2005 ::

DAMN CARPET INSTALLERS TO HELL! We, at this moment, well not precisely, but soon will be, in the near future, giving our floors a new gift. CARPET! Well if you've EVER had to install new carpet due to natural disaster, car crashing through the front of your house, dog sh*tting on the floor, I could go on, but I'm not going to. Anyways! If you've ever had to get new carpet, well, it's not a fun experience. In fact, it sucks, major, huge, nasty, smelly, unwiped ass. To make sure that the movers are not inconvenienced by moving small pieces of furniture around your house, you must carry them into a room not receiving carpeting, in this instance, the garage, or the downstairs, which is all hardwood. Of course, you're already paying the installers, like a couple freaking thousand dollars to install the damn crap, and the freaks can't move the small STUFF?! WTF?! ALSO, they can't move electronics, I guess that has to do with liability. Lucky for them, the electronics are mainly small things, except for the giant TV upstairs. Next pet peeve concerning carpeting. They won't move anything with something in it. So like, my armoir? With my many hundreds of items of clothing, such as socks, underwear etc inside of it, has to be cleaned out. Now to that I said "BULLSHIT" quote, unquote, behind my mother's back, and just closed the doors. As long as the doors never open, they'll never know....Unless of course they read my blog, little snoops.

Anyways, the next shitty thing that carpeters do, is make you vacuum your floors. I reiterate WTF?!!!!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO VACUUM MY FLOOR THAT IS GETTING READY TO BE RIPPED OUT?! OF ALL THE ASININE RETARDED THINGS TO DO IN THE ENTIRE WORLD *screams in pillow* Next of all, the carpeters tell you that "Oops we cut your carpet that you ordered to the wrong size, so we're not going to be able to install today, we're so sorry to incovenience you, but we'll fix it by giving you an extra ten percent off. We'll deliver on Friday." AN EXTRA TEN PERCENT OFF?! HOW BOUT FREE OF CHARGE?! I HAD TO UNLOAD MY ENTIRE ROOM, VACUUM IT, AND BE SCREAMED AT BY MY MOTHER UNTIL UNGODLY HOURS OF THE MORNING, AND ALL YOU CAN GIVE ME IS AN EXTRA TEN PERCENT OFF?!

On a lighter note though, my closet is so clean, that you can see all the carpeting. There isn't anything on the floor at all. It's a miracle from God I tell you, that I didn't die during the strenuous ordeal of cleaning it out. It hasn't been this clean since we moved in.

HOWEVER, THAT DOES NOT NEGATE THE FACT THAT CARPETING PEOPLE FROM HOME DEPOT SUCK MAJOR BIG CRUSTY TOES! Also, WHY DOES CARPETING IN CLOSETS HAVE TO BE CHANGED?! NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT KIND OF CARPET YOU HAVE IN YOUR CLOSET!!!

Also, Legal Drug III, is bitchin. Off the chizains and bitchin beyond belief. Rikuo is soooo cool and sooo hot in this book that you could like a cigarette and roast a marshmallow on him. I got the book today at Suncoast, where they made me SHOW MY ID (once again I reiterate WTF?!!!!) because it was "older teen sixteen plus" because of "drug content". WHAT DRUG CONTENT?! The only thing "druggy" is the weed leaf on the front cover. There isn't weed in the book, if you smoke it, it doesn't make you high, and the story is about gay people and implied incest. It's just strange subject matter. People at Suncoast are weird.....

I also got very cool new clothes. I got some jeans from Express, a new skirt and shirt combo from AE, and a Star Wars shirt from Hot Topic topped off my purchases for the day. I wanted to buy the really cool little pumps in DEB to go w/ my skirt, but unfortunately, I bought a manga instead...LOL! Nuttin unfortunate bout dat.

Anyways, I'm off for the night, my rage has been soothed by the releasing of steam upon my little webpage. I hope I didn't singe Howl's picture up there, that would truly be a tragedy.

:: 11:06 P.M. ET - My house - My pajamas, Quote of the day:: A friend will call you while you're in jail, a good friend will visit you while you're in jail, but a best friend will be sitting right there next to you saying "THAT WAS SO FREAKIN AWESOME LET'S DO IT AGAIN! ::

:: June 17, 2005 ::

HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE IS THE SHIZNOT!
OMG, that MOVIE WAS FANTASTIC! I even have the book now too!! (Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, J-twizle!!!!!! *tear, dies happy*) ANYWAYS! If you haven't seen it, see it! If you can't see cuz you like blind or something, then listen to it! If you can't see OR hear, well, hate it for ya, you just got godsmacked big time as a bebe huh?

Christian Bale did Howl's voice! It was some of the BEST dubbing I've seen in a looonnnnggg time! And what a ROMANTIC story! I love Howl, he's sooo sweet to Sophie, even though she's old and geriactric. (sp?) Calcifer is soooo cool as well! And I want an inter-dimensional door! Can you imagine how much GAS MONEY that would save you?! Man I could be an Nobel Peace Prize winner if I could invent that sucker! The multi-functional, take two steps anywhere door, designed and pattented by moi, for everyone in the world to use! Actually, I'd probably be greedy and wouldn't let anyone but me use it! Anyways, Howl is definitely the shiznot, beyond all belief, Miyazaki outdid himself with this one! If it doesn't get an Oscar nomination, the Academy needs to be hung by their toenail cuticles off of the top story of the Empire State Building, until their cuticles can hold out no longer and rip, allowing them to fall to their death moments later.

:: 12:28 A.M. ET - My house - My pajamas, IMAGINING THE BLOODY DEATHS OF THE ACADEMY WHILE SWOONING WITH DELIGHT OVER THE MASTERPIECE THAT IS HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE. MIYAZAKI-SAN, I COULD KISS YOU! ::

:: June 16, 2005 ::

I HATE SAFETY SEALS! THEY ARE THE DEVIL'S MINIONS, SENT FROM HELL TO PREVENT ME FROM OPENING THEM WITH MY ARTHRITIC RIGHT HAND! DAMN THEM TO THE DEPTHS OF THE DEEPEST CIRCLES OF HELL! WHY, WHY, WHYYYYYYY?! Lord now I sound like Talim from Soul Caliber II after my sister loses a match....she's freaking obsessed w/ that shit, lemme tell ya. Anyways, I had a splendid time this evening w/ J-twizle, who bought me some absolutely gargeous earrings. *many thanks to j-twizle, my sister now envies me like a fish out of water* *that made no sense* WOoooo I'm tired! Anyways! Things are COLD in my house right now. I have the AC freezin my toosh off, I can't open my eye lube, I have a cramp in my left foot, and I have a bug bite on the right. I KNEW THERE WAS A BUG IN HERE! Damn BUGS! *KILL THEM ALL, THOSE GDSOBS!* I also don't have any glasses until next week, I haven't had any for a while though, cuz they got run over by a car, then they were stepped on by Kels, go figure. I have bad luck with glasses. I think they just wanted to retire though, cuz they've been in the service since like the last part of sixth grade. I got contacts in seventh, doesn't mean I still didn't wear my glasses though.

My new optometrist, as well, is a freak. He put my contacts in FOR ME at the clinic. I was like, dude, I can do it myself. Didn't say it out loud. He even dropped it on the floor!!! At least he cleaned it before he put it in my eyeball. He also took them out for me. Man, Meggums has fits about mascara, think about the fits she'd have if Mr. Man Hands was reaching for her eyeballs with contacts in tow. It was a leap of faith for me to do that. I should've gotten paid like five bucks or something. What if I got an infection and my eye fell out and I looked like Kaede for the rest of my life? Huh? Huh?

ANYWAYS! Minus like twelve hours and counting until HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE! BACK TO THE CHAT!

:: 12:25 A.M. ET - My house - My pajamas, SCRATCHING UNTIL I BLEED! DAMN YOU MOSQUITOS AND SAFETY SEALS! YOU ARE A BLIGHT ON MY EXISTENCE! ::

:: June 15, 2005 ::

HIDY HO CHILDREN! Hey peeoples! How's it going? What's that? What's that you say? How does it feel to be a High School Graduate?! FANTASTIC! *Woo hoo woo hoo hoo woo hoo woo hoo hoo* I've gotten a buncha monies from my relatives, and I've had an absolute blast going on vacations and getting new luggage and looking for dorm room stuff, etc, etc, etc. In fact, I went to orientation @ ECU Monday and Tuesday this week, which would be yesterday and the day before yesterday for those of you who aren't up to date on the date thing cuz it's the middle of summer, and I had a blast!!! Walkin around with j-twizle (lol) and Dani was great, and I loved my little taste of freedom, even if I sweated like a pig and had to walk about a million miles to get where I wanted to go. The library, is officially one of the coldest and quietest places on campus, but Wright Auditorium is colder.

Another thing! I get to room with Dani! yay! Despite many setbacks and retarded ECU admissions people, we finally got it all together. Shooo wweeee! *is extremely excited* I'm debating where to get my bedding from, they have extra large beds, so that can be a bother in sheet finding. However, nothing can bring me down right now! *flying high*

AND ANOTHER THING! I HATE ANDY'S! *gets that off her chest* They're being mean to me *sniffle* because I've had to take days off....And they aren't giving me any hours really at all. I'm going to quit the first week of August, before I go to move in on the 17th. Other than that, everything is peachy freakin tangerine keen!

AND ANOTHER ANOTHER THING! HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE IS COMING OUT! *Laughs hysterically* Can't wait can't wait can't wait! This is gonna be better than STAR WARS (which BY THE WAY IS SO FREAKIN UNBELIEVABLY SAD THAT I CRIED AND CRIED OR ALMOST DID, BUT, I HAD MASCARA ON!) Howl is voiced by Christian Bale, soooo cool! Soooo cool! I just can't wait. He's like this birdy dude! He's sooo cute and sooo cool and his english voice is sooo neato bonito! Okay okay, off the anime craze, gotta get back to the next thing on my list.

AND ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER THING! I went to Dollywood (again) on our mountain vacation! Once again, it was totally super duper beyond cool! I rode this Shooting Star gravity dropper thing and it scared me soooo bad! Mom got these crazzzzyy shots of me like screaming. I was yelling so loud that the lady running the ride asked me if I wanted to get off. Of course, I had to be the only one who was scared....Everyone else was laughing, and the guy next to me was about to kill me. There were also a TON of other really fun rides. I rode this swingy thing that went seventy feet in the air. It was sooo much fun. You could make the cars dive and then climb, totally beyond cool! Also! I saw bald eagles! They're called bald eagles because the first settlers that saw them in America referred to them as "balde" which was the word for white headed, not nescessarily because they were bald people. Also peladophobia (which is the word of the day) is the fear of bald people. Anyways! They also had a little iddy bitty Screech Owl, which you can build nesting boxes for! TOO COOL! I WANTA TINY SCREECH OWL! Anyways! I also was too chicken to ride Daredevil Falls again, which like scared the beejebus out of me last year. However I did ride the Blazing Fury (underground water coaster) twice. That was a lot of fun, but I got black stuff on my purse, and unfortunately had to go buy a new one today.

AND ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER THING! My horse needs to gain weight! He's like this skinny buttoxed little paint horse, that cribs sooo much he can't keep the pounds on! But the cribbing collar rubs sores on him *is upset w/ him* He has gained a little bit of weight though, but I think I'm going to wait til next summer to ride him. I just wanna be totally sure he's ready to be backed before I ride him. I have sat on him though, bareback no bridle or nothing in the pasture and he's done really good. So everybody needs to pray that he gains weight, and that Bone's horse Lady gets better too, cuz she has laminitis and has to be on a lot of medication right now. Also I got NCAHA Youth of the Month, which is a really great honor! They're honoring my accomplishments in the show ring with Arabian horses, and the other work I do with Arabian horses. Isn't that just bitching?

Okay, I'm tired of writing another another thing, lol. Anyways, back to vacation stuffs. We gals went down to the beach a couple of weeks ago, and had a blast! We went to the Johnny Depp store *he never showed*, but I ate a ton of spaghetti, and I saved a bumble bee that was drowning *is a memorable occasion*. Unfortunately, the stupid pool wasn't clean, so we couldn't go swimmin, cuz it was sooo cloudy, that if someone had drowned, you wouldn'tve seen them floatin dead at the bottom. There were dead frogs too, and a chezit box. My dog also had a great time at the beach. BTW Crab hunting can be hilarious and scary and absolutely fantabulous all at the same time! Liz screamed (along with me) like everytime the crabs tried to make a stand and charge at us. The other funny thing was watching Ashley say that this rock was a jellyfish, and she kept poking it....oh lord.....lol! Anyways, I'm sleepy so I'm gonna sign off. Dunno if this came out as funny as I wanted it to *SOMETHINGISBITINGMYTOE* TTYL! MUST DESTROY BUGS!

:: 11:18 P.M. ET - My house - My pajamas, again, bug killing ::

:: January 19, 2005 ::

HELLO! Hey everybody, back again! Gosh, my layout is old isn't it? I need to go ahead and pull this thing and create a new one. Life is so busy though. I've got AP classes this semester, scholarship applications to fill out, Frankenstein to read...need I say more? LOL! Well life's been treating me pretty well as of late. The only downside to this year, or last year, has been the loss of one of my dear horses, Nique. She had an accident and we had to put her down. This terrible circumstance left me feeling drained. We went to our horse show the next weekend anyways with Cowboy, but I contracted the puke-it-up virus from hell, and was sick all weekend. We are looking at a new one however, and are very excited about our new prospect.

My own horse and I are coming up on our one year anniversary on Valentine's Day! My sweetums is also going to be two years old in March! I can't believe he's growing up so fast! I think I'm going to make him a bran mash for our anniversary, and buy him a saddle pad for his birthday! I'm going to buy tack that matches his halter (red w/ navy overlay and white stars) so we can be patriotic. I'm also ordering a new show halter for him, which is very exciting. We have our very first show on April the second! How exciting! I hope he behaves...

Now as show records go, I've actually done pretty well this year. Cowboy went to his first show, the State Fair, and we won Reserve Champion in Half-Arabian western pleasure Amateur to Ride, and half-arabian western pleasure Open! It was really exciting. Nique (bless her soul) was a doll baby the entire time. She and Z took tenth out of fifteen in the eight and under walk/jog class. Nique and I went into the hunt seat ring for the second or third time. We came out with two sixths, one from Half-arabian Hunter Pleasure Jr. To Ride, and Half-Arabian Hunter Pleasure Amateur to Ride, and we got a beautiful fifth place in our championship class. On youth day, while we were going around the arena, I lost my contact! Nique of course, was the most wonderful horse, and even though I had my eyes closed, she did exactly what she was supposed to! We also got a compliment that made us both very happy. While we were waiting for the class ahead to be tied we were standing on the rail in the arena, and a lady leaned over the rail, and said, "Your horse is absolutely gorgeous, I hope you win!" Unfortunately, that was a class of TWENTY-SEVEN HORSES, and thus we did not place. However, the lady came out after the class and congratulated us on a job well done, and that she thought Nique was the most beautiful girl she'd ever seen. Nique and I also went to another small show the month before and won fifth out of ten in a hunt seat walk/trot class.

I ended up as third high point youth for the local barrel circuit I run on, but I won't be doing too much running this year. Probably none at all. I'm hoping that I might be able to get a high point award for halter or arabian western pleasure with a small local show circuit, so I'm very pushed for time. You have to show at at least eight shows to be eligible for any kind of award. It's very exciting though. When we get our new girl, hopefully I'll be able to take her into the show ring. She's very well trained, and she's drop dead gorgeous. 15.2 hh, chestnut tovero half-arabian. Gorgeous face and conformation. Verigated mane and tail with high white stockings and little white markings on her neck line. She's absolutely to die for!! She's also the star of the 2005 Meineke Commercial! I really want to see it!!! I can't wait!

Alrighty, I need to go to bed. Tommorow is a busy busy busy busy busy busy day. I have a quiz. Goodnight!

:: 11:08 P.M. ET - My house - My pajamas ::

:: August 12, 2004 ::

YEEE HAWW! Hiya ya'll! I'm back in action after almost an entire year of not posting on this little neglected blog of mine. After reading my friend's I decided I needed to re-created this little shindiggigdydo and make a new layout. My layout features the beautiful and not-to-be-trusted-around-anything-with-aerosol-in-it Robin from *drumroll here* Witch Hunter Robin! Betcha never coulda guessed, ne? Anyways, WHR and Wolf's Rain, along with Inuyasha are still my favs, just to give ya an update on the anime horse world I live in all the time...Lucky for me my muse decided to pop up just in time to help me create this layout! WHOOOT WHOOOT!

Lersee...what is going on in my life that is sooo exciting you might ask? Weeeellll! In February I got my very first horse of my own for Valentine's Day! He's a beautiful tri-paint tobiano gelding named Dominos Dandy Diamond, but I just call him Bear! He has the big dipper on his forehead, and has a little bump in his face where he busted it open when he was a weanling. He's just too sweet! He's going to be two years old in March, and I'm planning on showing him in the TWHA circuit next year.

Also, I backed my instructor's tri-pinto half-arabian gelding named Cowboy about two months ago, and we're sending him off this weekend to be finished for showing!!! AHHH! I'm going to the State Fair! We're planning on showing Youth Day, in which I'll be entering Hunt Seat 14-18, and Hunt Seat Equitation on Nique, and in Western Pleasure I'll be entering WP 15-16 and some other class that I can't remember. Arabian days are looking good, because Cowboy has got to be one of the most beautiful half-arabs I've ever seen in my entire life. He's got killer markings, and once he's given a bath boy does he sparkle!!

Speaking of showing! Me and one of my very very bestest friends named Meggums (her name shall not be disclosed at this location :P) are going to a fun Open Show in September. I can't wait! I'm gonna have to stain stick my khaki jodhs though, I don't want to enter the ring looking like a total goober!

Also, since this last post, my family has gotten a dog. We have a wee little (okay, not wee more like WEEG or something that would substitute for the words "Middle Sized") blue heeler cross that is just cute as a button! We found her right before Christmas after my dad got shipped out to the Horn of Africa and Djibouti for six months. He ended up getting transfered to Kenya and sending home tons of really cool sharp pointy objects made by the tribes before he came home in June. He's still chilling down at Camp Lejeune though, and now holds a command position or something like that. He said he can't tell me anything about his job, he'd have to shoot me! :D

Okay, I gotta wrap it up, it's almost ten thirty, and the laquer from the paint at school rubbed my throat RAW just breathing it in today in band class. I dunno if I'll be able to post any time soon seeing as Hurricane Charlie is sticking his freaking head up around the corner some time soon, probably gonna be another Fran with tons of trees down. As long as one doesn't fall on my house or my horse! O:D (is praying to Jesus that it won't).

Oh yes, one last thing. Never put peanut butter on the bottom of your shoes. Also, if you happen to get bored one day during the last few weekends of summer, cover your body in watermelon seeds and run through a crowded area screaming "Wild TICKS RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"

Yurs Truley (that's red naeck for all ya'll who don't live down south like me GOODBYE!) - Lunar Kitty

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:: October 1, 2003 ::

I brought it baaaacccckkk!!! Hello folks! I brought this layout back cuz it was just too darn cute not to! I was looking through my old files and I found it and thought, gee why not? So here I am at school updating my website FINALLY! I just haven't had the time! My whole summer was just lame-o (that word is old, lol) My computer broke, I couldn't update my fanfics, it was just awful! Yes, speaking of Fanfics, my new one, Beast, an Inuyasha fanfiction on Fanfiction.net is doing quite well! I have 71 reviews! Isn't that awesome!!! My other fic Life after Death isn't too popular, probably cuz I posted it at 1:30 in the morning when nobody was online....

Anyways! On to other things! I went to my first horseshow two weeks ago! It was totally awesome!!! I won seven ribbons! I won a second, a third, and two fourths on JB, along with a second, fourth, and a fifth on Nique. We all had tons of fun and I was ecstatic about my ribbons! However, this one girl, who was not a novice (shouldn't have entered the classes I was in) kept entering...I would've had two firsts if it hadn't been for her. Oh well, I'll do better next time! I got all these really good pictures of me at the show! They're on the riding website, but unfortunately I don't want anybody to see them, cuz I don't know the people who read this site, and I don't know what kind of people you are, etc, etc, etc.....LOL!

Now on to my newest gaming fetish! I'm soooo excited SSX III comes out this month! I saw it in PS2 magazine the other day! I can not wait to get it! I'm sooooooooo EXCITED! SSX Tricky was sooo cool, but SSX III?! There's no telling how good the graphics are gonna be, I mean, if they were awesome last game, what are they gonna be like this game?!! Oh yeah, speaking of games and stuff, what about 'The Return of the King' coming out in December in theaters? I watched the trailer last night on Media Player and I almost screamed! It looks soooo cool! I can not wait to see it! I'm looking forward to it so much! I got to see 'The Two Towers' again the other day, that was soooo totally awesome! That thing Legolas does when he flips onto the horse? That is sooo totally cool! And Gimli was so funny! I'm just really excited right now!

Okay this is kind of late, but in April, Angel (baby horse) was born! She's sooo cute! When you ask her to give you a kiss she does! She plays with water bottles and hats and stuff, she's just precious! I love her to deathums! LOL, deathums! Speaking of death, did you know that 'morir' means to die in Spanish? I learned that the other day. It was kind of disturbing! Well I'll talk to ya'll later!

:. 3:56 P.M. @ School - Lunar Kitty

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