Hello, this is Tony "The Mouth" Mastino here with the first edition of my column, "The Mouth of Mastino". We're just coming off of Slam Jam II, which was a HUGE success and most definitely one for the record books.

The first match of the final MSWA card was Cledus T. Yokel vs. Jonny Five in a lumberjack match. Yokel was looking to avenge his slain pig, Zeke, and succeeded after two hubcap shots from Vinny D. and a big splash from Yokel. What's up with Vinny D.? I couldn't believe he turned on Jonny Five like that. He's going to end up paying for that, believe me… and then we find out that he saved Zeke! It came out to a happy ending after all! Some people make me sick.

Anyway, the next match was a real doozy. The Authority vs. Southern Comfort in the Long Walk Through Hell. That match was very aptly named, for it was indeed a long walk through Hell for both teams. In the end, it was The Authority who came out on top. Hey, I'll admit it when I see them, that was a great match.

Next, Lancaster defeated Wild Tanke after he requested one final match for the Smokey Mountain Title. He's leaving and I say, good riddance already! He shouldn't have even had that match and Lancaster kicked his ass. Rightfully so, too!

Then came one of the most insane matches I've ever seen. Quinn Tate and Cito Conarri went at it for the vacant Gravity Title. Both of these men are amazing athletes and put on a spectacular performance. They both have amazing high-flying styles and neither would back down. In the end, Quicksilver Quinn Tate came out on top, but not after Conarri put up a helluva fight. My hat goes off to both men.

Our next match saw newcomer Python take on Jeff Kushner for the T.V. Title. This Kushner guy isn't too bad and he might've actually had something going for a while. His momentum was cut short though by the high-flying Python. If you ask me, that kid's crazy. He's gonna end up breaking his neck one day with some of those stunts he pulls in the ring, but I think he earned a bit of respect from everyone after capturing the T.V. Title. Kushner on the other hand, who recently joined that damned Authority, is going to have to redeem himself in the CSWA.

And finally, Nighthawk defeated Mace for the MSWA World Championship. I don't know what Mace was thinking! He thought he could take Nighthawk? Well, he got straightened out in a hurry, didn't he? Good job, Nighthawk. Congrats on a well earned victory.

Predictions for Wildfire:

Nighthawk over Mace
Robert Lancaster II will end up winning the Great Plains Title
Jeff Kushner over Karl Pyke
Python over Vinny D.
Cledus Yokel over Michael Stevenson

This has been Tony "the Mouth" Mastino, tune in to the next report for a special Superstar Spotlight and more predictions as well as other various news and rumors.