[Fade up]
[PAGE]: This should be one heck of a barn burner of a match. Loki against Lennox Mullroix and the true number one contender to the TV title Seamus Finnegan.
[MCCOY]: Barn burner?? That's an understatement. I expect all three men to be carried out of here. But Loki will still walk away the champ.
[PAGE]: Let's go to Diamond Lou with the announcements.
[DIAMOND LOU]: Coming down the aisle, accompanied by Whiskey Devil member,
Robert Lancaster II...he is one half of the Coalition of Affiliated Leagues WORLD
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...from Belfast, Northern Ireland, weighing in at 295
pounds...SEAMUS
FINNEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AN!!!
[Suddenly the lights dim, as a green mist filters in through the ring entranceway. The
opening guitar riff of "Running from Me" by Trust Company kicks in, and Seamus
Finnegan's logo appears on the CSWATron. As the drums kick in, an image of Seamus
crashing through tables from the first ever 'Round the World Tables Match' vs. Jeff
Kushner back in the CWF days. Seamus Finnegan and Robert Lancaster II make their
way through the curtain. Lancaster carries his CAL Tag Team belt over his shoulder,
and Seamus is carrying a keg of Guinness with the words "Feckin' Aye!" spraypainted
on the side in green; his CAL World Tag Team belt adorns the keg. Seamus raises the
keg high above his head as the words kick in]
[As Seamus raises the keg high above his head, two green bursts of pyro explode on either side of him on the stage. More images of old Seamus Finnegan matches flash on the 'Tron; the classic "Dark Conflict" match vs. Zeus, his match against Duke Briggs at Continental Clash]
[More images of Seamus flash on the screen; Seamus and Chaos crashing through the top of the "Hell in an Irish Cell" match; another shot of Seamus in a full crimson mask]
[More grisly images of some of Seamus Finnegan's more brutal matches continue to flash on the screen; the end result of the infamous "Dark Conflict" match where both Seamus and Zeus were knocked unconscious, both carried out on stretchers; The final, brutal moment of the original 'Round the World' Tables match where Seamus crashes through a huge stack of tables, and so on.]
[Seamus and Lancaster arrive at ringside. Seamus goes up to a corner turnbuckle and raises the keg high above his head; Lancaster also raises his CAL World Tag Team belt above his head, as hundreds of flashbulbs go off in the crowd.
[The two then meet in the centre of the ring, and Seamus bumps fists with his tag team
partner as he limbers up and waits for his opponents to arrive as the music fades out]
[PAGE] Our CAL tag champs in the house here tonight! Listen to this crowd!
[MCCOY] How can they cheer for these guys...One's an ugly drunk, and the
other is...oh well actually that applies to both! HAH!
[PAGE] You're the ugly drunk...
[MCCOY] That hurts...
[PAGE] Good... let's go back up to "Diamond" Lou Walsh!
[All of the lights go out in the arena as the very familar opening hits the airwaves...]
[The entire arena is bathed in green as strobes swirl over the cheering throng of fans.]
[DIAMOND LOU] From the Inner-Triangle of Bermuda...weighing in at 275 lbs...THE
LEGACY...LENNOX....MULLROIX!!!!
[Rockets shoot off the stage, leaving purple smoke behind them as they explode into the
air and Lennox Mullroix, dressed in his usual wrestling gear of neon blue trunks and
boots and a custom-made neon purple Authority t-shirt, steps out onto the stage.]
[PAGE] Mullroix has an expression on his face that could burn through lead...for once,
the cheering crowd and pyrotechnics are having no effect at all on the man. God does he
look focused...
[No posing. No flexing. No BS. Lennox pulls the shirt off as he walks down to the ring,
never taking his eyes off of his opponent.]
[Suddenly Lennox's music gets cut off, and is interrupted by...] [Thunder crashes, rolling out over the audience in waves. As the first chords of Falkenbach's "Walhall" drift out over top, the figure of a man can be seen, emerging at the top of the ramp.]
[Loki is dressed in his typical black cargo pants, red Airwalks, and a "Don't Bug Me, I Bite" t-shirt. His bleach-blond hair has been left to its own devices and hangs in short curls. His demon-red eyes are lined thick and heavy with black, giving him a particularly sinister appearance.]
[In his hands, a bouquet of daffodils. The petal of one sticks out slightly between his lips and it becomes obvious that he is chewing on a flower. Casually he tosses the flowerless stem into the crowd and carries on his slow, measured one-man parade down the ramp.]
[As he approaches the bottom of the ramp, he pauses for a moment, and amid the crashing of the music, the Norseman very gently, very daintily, peels away one of the petals on another daffodil. He observes the crowd thoughtfully, as if they are the show and lays the petal on his tongue.]
[The Norseman, still chewing on the petal, finally appears frustrated with appearances and rips apart the rest of the daffodil with his teeth, leaving bits of flower on the ground, but no doubt ingesting the majority of it. He leans over the barricade at ring-side and passes the intact flowers to a young dark-haired woman and winks at her conspiratorily, though she is quite obviously not the now-well-known Faith.]
[The music now dies down and Loki makes his way to the ring. Lennox Mullroix on the
opposite side, slides into the ring and beckons for a mic.]
[MCCOY] Here we go...
[Lennox looks out at the crowd as if to say something, but then he turns and rams the
microphone into the forehead of Seamus Finnegan, knocking the Irishman down as the
bell rings to start the match.]
[PAGE] Look at this! Mullroix has caught Seamus off guard with an early attack!
[MCCOY] He's probably been getting some advice from Nighthawk about how to deal
with this lunatic...
[PAGE] Well that may be true... but...Look at this!
[While Eddie and Russ argued, Lennox had been pounding away on the hardcore legend
Seamus. Loki, not willing to miss an opportunity to gain some advantage, joined in on
the attack, with both men stomping away on Finnegan!]
[PAGE] Well here's a team up I didn't expect...
[MCCOY] What do you expect? Loki is exuding brilliance! He sees a chance to get rid
of the competition!
[Back in the ring, Loki pulls Seamus to his feet, going to work on his head and
chest with a series of gut punches, hunching over the Irishman. Then, he Irish whips
him off the far ropes, nails a nasty kick to the groin, then a gorgeous belly to
belly suplex, planting Seamus on the mat. Mullroix, not missing a beat, races around to
the downed tag champ, and locks in a deep arm bar submission, stretching the arm,
and more importantly the weak shoulder of Finnegan. As the Authority member
Mullroix clutches the bicep of the Whiskey Devil, Darkness member Loki stomps
away on Seamus.]
[PAGE] I never thought I'd see the day when Darkness and Authority members were
actually teaming up... and I can't believe how much Lennox Mullroix has adjusted his
traditional style for this match-up! He's staying very much on the mat thus far,
seemingly to keep both men off their games!
[MCCOY] Maybe "The Legacy" is finally coming to his senses! I'll bet after tonight he
sees the error of his ways and joins the winning team! I mean after all, the Authority is
having problems, aren't they?
[PAGE] Cannot deny that... But--- oh my! Look at that!
[With Duke Lancaster frantically pounding the mat to rally Seamus, Mullroix has yet
to release his arm bar... and Loki then proceeds to lock in a knee lock submission! Finnegan
screaming in agony, and the crowd begins chanting along with Lancaster to rally
him! "SEA-MUS SEA-MUS!" can be heard clear across the arena, but Finnegan,
after now several minutes of this devastating team up, cannot muster the strength to
get out of the move. Referee Barry Alexander continuously asks if he wants to submit,
but the hall-of-famer shakes his head frantically, not willing to give up. Finally after
what seems like an eternity, Loki and Mullroix release their holds. Loki pulls
Seamus to his feet, and tosses him like a rag doll over the top rope to the outside, where
Lancaster immediately charges over to check on him. In the ring the two adversaries turn
to each other, and slowly stepping closer and closer...]
[PAGE] Finnegan is out like a light on the outside!
[MCCOY] Deserves it...the cheater...
[PAGE] What are you talking about?
[MCCOY] You know... the cheating...
[PAGE] Your too much...
[The announcers continue to bicker, but the war in the ring starts heating up. Loki
delivers a quick spinning reverse knife hand to the chest of Legacy, followed quickly
by a hard clothesline to the canvas. Waiting a moment until he gets back to his feet, Loki
grabbed Legacy's arm, and whips him off the far ropes nailing the rebound with a
blistering powerslam!]
[PAGE] The TV champ is firmly in control!
[Loki stomps the living hell out of Lennox, eliciting loud boos from the local faithful.
Distracted for a moment by the crowd, Lennox gets a second to respond, and does with a
quick shot to the "nether regions", crashing the champion to the floor. Hoping to catch
him off guard, he rolls him up for a quick pin...]
1.....
2.....
[PAGE] NO!!!
[Barry Alexander's hand had barely hit two when the Norsemen's shoulder comes off
the mat. He jumps back up to his feet, but much to his surprise, so does Lennox Mullroix!]
[PAGE] I cannot believe that the "Legacy" is back to his feet already! These two men
are battling it out tooth and nail!
[MCCOY] Yeah... but where the hell is Seamus?
[PAGE] You know, I'm not sure!
[While the commentators try to locate the third man in this bout, the action in the ring
starts heating up again. Lennox and Loki start pounding away on each other tooth and
nail. Back and forth with punches, until a quick knee to the gut stalls Loki long enough
for Lennox to slide around in a go-behind, and drill Loki with a brilliant release
German suplex which tosses him completely out of the ring!!! Mullroix starts to go
after him, but Ref Alexander stopps him before he can move...]
[PAGE] What great back and forth action! The TV title has rarely seen this many great
competitors in one matchup!
[MCCOY] Uhhhh... Eddie?
[PAGE] These three men are laying it all out on the line in a battle between three of the
best overall teams in wrestling today!
[MCCOY] Eddie...
[PAGE] The question is still though... Where did Seamus go?
[MCCOY] Right there!
[Eddie looks up to see Loki rising to his knees. Then Seamus comes out of no where charging with his
trusty shillelagh in his hand, and takes a baseball swing at the champion's head, knocking
him completely over, and most definitely, out cold.]
[PAGE] MY GOD!
[MCCOY] WHAT A SHOT!
[PAGE] Seamus busted the TV champ wide open with that unbelievable shot to the
temple!
[MCCOY] See! I told you he was a cheater!
[PAGE] That's what you get for messing with the hardcore legend and a Whiskey
Devil at that!
[MCCOY] Sure, when HE does it...
[PAGE] And let's get back to the action!
[Before anything else can happen the screen cuts away to backstage where Ripper Longshanks and Taranis are trying to get past security to get to the ring. Security though are doing their job for once and are containing the two members of The Darkness quite nicely. Camera then cuts back to the acion]
[In the ring, Mullroix looks on stunned, as over the ref's shoulder he sees what
Seamus had done. Finnegan for his part, just rolls into the ring, grins widely and
yells...]
[FINNEGAN] And now we're down ta TWO! FECKIN' AYE!
[Mullroix runs after him, only to have Seamus duck out of the way of a clothesline, where
he then nails a sick double arm DDT, planting Lennox's head into the canvas. The Irish wildman
then swings around and locks in an ankle lock. It takes
at least a minute for Barry Alexander to convince Seamus to drop the hold, but seconds
later he is climbing to the second rope where he drops down with a
guillotine leg drop over the neck of Mullroix. The Devil starts giving Lennox his due, spreading the pain around his entire body. Seamus recovering well from the
early attacks, starts taking it to the Authority member.]
[PAGE] Seamus taking the lead in the match now!
[MCCOY] Not for long though! Look who�s back!
[Standing on the ring apron, Loki had regained his composure, but
Seamus answers that with a running lariat, sending the Norseman back against the
far railing! The crowd sang out with a unanimous "ooooooh"...]
[Mullroix who was seemingly out of it, grabs the distracted
Irishman, and rolls him up for a schoolboy pin fall attempt!]
1....
2............
[PAGE] NO!!! So close, and SEAMUS REVERSES IT!
1...
2....
{PAGE] NO!!!
[Answering back, Lennox rolls them both into yet another pin in his own favour!]
1.....
2.................................
3
[PAGE]NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[The crowd goes crazy from the back and forth pins! Seamus again kicks out sending Mullroix rolling backwards! Mullroix jumps to his
knees, but Seamus beats him there, and plants a solid boot right to the
face sending Mullroix into the corner!]
[PAGE] PUNTER!!! PUNTER!!!! PUNTER!!!
[MCCOY] I can't remember the last time I saw Seamus use that move!
[PAGE] It was one of his old trademarks! A classic from his earliest days in wrestling!
[MCCOY] But it hasn't guaranteed him control! Both men are down!
[PAGE] AND LOOK UP THERE!!!
[On the top rope, Loki was stands with his arms outstretched, having picked himself up from
the floor. He launches himself into the air with a MONSTER body splash landing
across the back of Seamus, and the chest of Lennox!]
[PAGE] WOW! WHAT A DEVASTATING MOVE!
[MCCOY] THESE GUYS ARE PUTTING IT ALL OUT THERE!
[PAGE] THE CHAMP SHOWS OFF WHY HE'S CALLED THAT!!!
[Ref Barry Alexander calls off the count for all three downed superstars, with the
crowd cheering them on to rise back to their feet....]
1.....
2......
3.....
4.....
5....
[Seamus slowly begins to stir]
6.....
[Loki on his knees....]
7....
[ Loki back to his feet...]
[Loki groggily stands up, and reaches over for the stunned Seamus, Lennox remains unmoving on the mat. Using whatever strength he can muster, the Darkness star nails a back
breaker drop, weakening the sore back of Finnegan. He then turns his attention to Mullroix,
who has slowly had dragged himself up. Loki races up to him, only to have Lennox duck,
and send him flying over the top with a back body drop to the concrete below. The
crowd starts going nuts, and a Cee DubYa A chant starts up. Mullroix pumps his fits, feeding
off the power of the crowd. Mullroix then jumps on top of Seamus who is still dazed, and locks
on a quick arm bar, twisting Seamus around, until he is in position to nail a text book
reverse DDT!]
[PAGE] Pounding away on Seamus looks to be giving Mullroix renewed strength!
[MCCOY] A beating of Seamus a day... Keeps the doctor...
[PAGE] Just stop...
[MCCOY] But---
[PAGE] Just stop and watch the match...
[MCCOY] Why...they're all cheaters anyhow...
[Loki, ,a little upset on what has just transpired, decides to get
an equalizer... a steel chair from ringside! He rolls into the ring with it, only to have
Ref Alexander grab the chair and toss it aside. Loki gets into a shouting match with the ref, which gives Lennox time to go over and grabbed the chair. He then goes over to Seamus and attempts to nail Seamus across the back the back with it, but the wily vet
nails a low blow, then follows it up by dropping Mullroix face first onto the chair with a modified drop toe hold!]
[PAGE] OOOOOH!
[MCCOY] OOOOOOH!
[The crowd cringes at the chair shot, and start to boo furiously as Loki
pushes around the ref and hits Seamus with a judo takedown onto the steel
chair!! He leaves Finnegan writhing on the mat as quickly scrambles to the top rope...]
[PAGE] Oh we know all too well what he's doing up there!
[MCCOY] It has got be Lokasenna!
[Flipping over and over in an over-rotated back flip, Loki hit Seamus perfectly with the
closing knee smash of his finisher right dead square on top of the chair!!!... The champ
then rolls over the hardcore legend...]
1.......
[MCCOY] THAT'S GOTTA BE IT!!!
2.........
[PAGE] I WOULDN'T COUNT OUT SEAMUS YET!!!
3
[PAGE] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MULLROIX CUTS OFF THE COUNT!
[Mullroix gets to his feet, runs off the far ropes, comes back and hits a flip-over
splash on Loki! He then jumps to the second rope, and uses a guillotine leg drop
onto the neck of the champ! The crowd feels the momentum shift, and begin to get
heavily behind the Legacy. Lancaster continues to urge on his team-mate from the
outside. Seamus gets to his feet, and ignores Legacy, turning instead to the steel chair on
the mat next to him. Picking it up, Finnegan points it at Lok. The ref is
quick to admonish him, and the two argue over it while Mullroix pulls Loki
to his feet. Finally Finnegan gives in, and tosses the chair right at Loki who without
thinking, catches it. Loki follows it up by sending the chair into Loki's face via a spinning heel kick!!! Finnegan then turns around , only to
meet Mullroix's foot right in the face!]
[PAGE] SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK!
[MCCOY] HE'S HEADED TO THE TOP!
[Mullroix connects with a moonsault, landing square across Loki's chest, and then
rolls back in order to make the pinfall...]
1.......
2.........
[Seamus gets to his feet and lunges at the two men to break up the pinfall...]
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[PAGE] LENNOX MULLROIX TAKES IT!!!
[MCCOY] NEW TV CHAMP!!!
[PAGE] WHAT AN AWESOME MATCH!!! SPECTACULAR!!!
[The crowd cheers the three men's efforts as Ref Alexander hands the CSWA
Television championship to it's new holder, Lennox Mullroix. He climbs to the
second rope and holds the title high above his head, grinning from ear to ear...]
[DIAMOND WALSH] Ladies and gentlemen... the winner of this bout, and NEW
CSWA Television Champion............ "THE LEGACY" LENNOX MULLROIX!!!!
[MCCOY]: Ripper won't be happy about how he was not allowed to come to ringside to help ensure Loki got a fair shake. There will be hell to pay over that.
[PAGE]: You mean more like help Loki win right Russ.
[MCCOY]: If we were talking about The Authority yes. But the Darkness do not cheat so your point is moot.
[PAGE]: [Page rolls his eyes] And on that note folks we will be right back.
[Fade to a commercial for Coronation. Who will be the next CAL Superstar]