[The shot cuts to a close up of the yellow-crooked-some-missing-snaggle-toothed grin of Murray Monroe who is wearing a black CSWA trucker-style baseball cap, a wrinkled black polo-style shirt with CSWA screen printed over the left side of his chest, wrinkled black pants and dirty running shoes. As the camera shot widens, Monroe begins to speak.]

[MONROE]:THAT'S RIGHT, DADDY! THE MONEY MAN HAS ARRIVED! AND I'M HERE TO INCREASE TICKET SALES, BUYRATES AND MOVE SOME MERCHANDISE, DADDY!

[He suddenly calms down, asking a rhetorical question.]

[MONROE]:And just how am I gonna do all that?

[The calmness is brief as the camera angle further widens to reveal Loco Bravo standing to Monroe's right. Bravo is wearing black leather cowboy boots, heavily starched and pressed dark denim Levi jeans, and a black CSWA T-shirt. Over his shoulder is the Aztec Libre Wrestling Championship belt. In his hand is one of his trademark black, red and green horned masks, which is not covering his smiling face.]

[MONROE]:[Gesturing at Bravo with both index fingers] THIS IS HOW I'M GONNA DO IT, DADDY! LOCO BRAVO! THE INSANE SUPERHERO! THE WORLD'S NUMBER ONE LUCHADORE! THE ALW CHAMP! THE BEST THAT LUCHA LIBRE HAS TO OFFER, DADDY!

[Suddenly he's calm again as Bravo continues to smile toward the camera.]

[MONROE]:[Pointing toward the camera] And ya know what else?

[Monroe opens his mouth to yell again when Bravo cuts him, raising his free hand, gesturing for Monroe to stop.]

[MONROE]:What's up, daddy? I was about to tell the people how great you are! I was about to tell 'em how you're the man in Mexico! A Lucha Libre legend in the making!

[Again, Bravo has to reemphasize his gesture for Monroe to stop.]

[MONROE]:My bad, daddy! You got somethin' you wanna tell the people?!

[Bravo shakes his head no, and continuing to smile simply points toward the camera.]

[MONROE]:MY BAD, DADDY! I ALMOST FORGOT! I GOT SO EXCITED, DADDY! [Pointing toward the camera] CHECK THIS OUT!

[The shot fades to black as digitally rendered Mexican national flag fades into view, waving over the black background as the hip-hop sampled mariachi sounds of Delinquent Habits' "Return of the Tres" begins to play.]

[Fading into the shot is close up of Bravo's smiling face. After a few more beats and DJ samples, with the help of CGI, one of Bravo's black, red and green masks flashes over his face. That mask morphs into other variations of his mask, changing each time until Ives of Delinquent Habits begins rapping.]

[A shot of Bravo, wearing his wrestling attire, standing on the second rope, facing screaming fans while holding up the ALW championship with his left hand and gesturing the number three with with the middle, ring and pinky fingers of his right hand.]

## The fiesta's poppin and all fingers pointed ##
## Irie eyed vatos got the whole crowd jointed ##

[A shot of Bravo sitting on the top turnbuckle with his opponent standing facing away from the corner.]

## Check in with Ives catch me squintin know why ##
## I came be let my word fly keep the gleam in your eye (ha!) ##

[Bravo grabs his opponent's head and applies an inverted facelock before jumping off the second turnbuckle, swinging around on the side of his opponent's body and dropping him on the back of his head with a swinging inverted facelock DDT.]

## Con mucho drum roll on time let the horn blow ##
## Gas to the pedal like metal at a KoRn show ##

[A shot of Bravo applying a standing headscissors on his opponent. Bravo crosses his opponent's arm under his chest, lifts his opponent horizontal to the mat and sits down, dropping his opponent back first to the mat with a pyramid driver.]

## The rhyme rocka with a [BLEEP!] load of placas ##
## Grab the mic and freak the rhythm till there's no more balas ##

[A shot of Bravo standing on the ring apron, grabbing the top rope and using it to launch himself up, jumping off the top rope and landing stomach first on his opponent with a catapult springboard splash.]

[A shot of Bravo's opponent face down on the mat. Bravo stands on the back of his opponent's knees and locks his opponent's ankles behind his legs. Bravo grabs his opponent arms, pulls back, sits down.]

## Still mis palabras fade all boo's and ha-ha's ##
## That includes all who go sissy la-la ##

[Bravo reaches over his opponent's head and locks it so that his opponent is looking upward and trapped under Bravo's arm in la tapatia, a surfboard dragon sleeper.]

## So do the cha-cha, ruka call me poppa ##
## Huero came for action hun until ma�ana ##

[A shot of Bravo standing facing his opponent who is seated on the top turnbuckle facing Bravo. Bravo applies a front face lock on his opponent and falls backwards, driving his opponent's head into the mat with a DDT.]

## Down for hi-hat crash and whiplash ##
## City nights bright lights and herb stash... ##

[As the chorus comes in with more DJ samples, there are various shots of Bravo waving the Mexican flag and celebrating with Lucha Libre fans at various arenas in what is clearly old ALW footage. More shots of Bravo flash across the screen as Kemo of Delinquent Habits begins rapping.]

## Que ondas muchacho, arriba las manos ##
## Gavacho, moreno penetra tu barrio ##

[A shot of Bravo applying a standing head scissors on his opponent and grabbing him around the midsection before lifting him so that he is upside down.]

## Lacing you with rolas that will rock back frente ##
## RRRRRR, Blaxican esto pa la gente ##

[Bravo holds his opponent with one arm and, with his free arm, reaches through his opponent's legs and locks his hands in a cradle-like hold before dropping him head first to the mat by sitting down with a move known as the Sick Syde Drop, his variation of the cradle piledriver.]

## Like chanclazos deep like fregadazos ##
## Still got the Coke and Rum and flex the brazos ##

[A shot of Bravo using the reverse back to back back breaker rack (El Fin del Mundo) made famous by Lucha Libre legend El Rey Del Mundo.]

## Then I hit you from a different angle ##
## Leg sweep cheap shot bird shit straight cop ##

[A shot of Bravo using a reverse bulldog-leg sweep combination on an opponent.]

## Soy el Twin Pistolero, guerrero don't be afraid of that ##
## Matter of fact, I got like 10,000 maniacs ##

[A shot of Bravo hitting an opponent with a springboard somersault dropkick.]

## In the crowd on a very good night ##
## But keep it hype for a fraction of that, to get the fery like that ##

[A shot of Bravo using a body slam through the legs piledriver on an opponent.]

## Chronica en el aire, todos kieren baile ##
## Plus my sick Latin sty'le ##

[A shot of Bravo coming crashing down on a prone opponent with an off the top rope somersault splash -- 450 splash.]

## Caile, chueko as they come ##
## I could feel the drum don't know the words, well you can hum... ##

[As the chorus comes in with more DJ samples, there are various shots of Bravo with and without his mask, seen around the streets of Mexico with countless fans following him. More shots of Bravo flash across the screen as Kemo begins rapping again.]

## Oye mu�eca ya mueve la cadera ##
## Sobre el ritmo y las trompetas ##

[A shot of Bravo hitting an opponent with a springboard corkscrew splash.]

## Feel the beat kick hard como escopeta ##
## Vatos on the prowl for the hoochie lookin fresca ##

[A shot of Bravo kicking an opponent in the face with a rolling koppou kick, or abisegiri.]

## All you delinquentes vengan para en frente ##
## Hazte para atras si tu eres muy desente ##

[A shot of Bravo landing on an opponent outside the ring with a catapult leg drop suicida.]

## Cause I'm chueco ven contact the yerba ##
## Lo que sera sera cuando lo envuelva ##

[Ives begins rapping again as a shot of Bravo using an apron dive senton on an opponent flashes across the screen.]

## A little sontin gets your eyes burnt head turnt ##
## Pupils tight back stiff and your neck hurt and then you exert ##

[A shot of Bravo hitting an opponent with a twisting off the top rope somersault senton.]

## Check the vibe who got more freaky than Ives ##
## I survive, dodgin hootta tryin to shoot I ##

[A shot of Bravo hitting an opponent with a twisting off the top rope somersault suicida.]

## So I mueva smooth creep and crawl ##
## Take out another batch let it thaw and lace y'all ##

[A shot of Bravo executing his famous El Tramposo (630 senton) on an opponent.]

## Won't take fall this here is winner take all ##
## Trick take a flick of the click here to face y'all... ##

[The previous shot is repeated in slow motion over an overlay of the Mexican flag as the DJ sampled chorus fades back in and the song fades as the nearly four-minute video fades to black and back to the live shot of Monroe and Bravo. Monroe begins to speak feverishly.]

[MONROE]:THAT'S RIGHT, DADDY! HE'S THE KING OF LUCHADORES! HE'S A FREQUENT FLYER, DADDY! HE'S ONE OF A KIND! MIND-BLOWIN' FUTURISTIC LUCHA LIBRE, DADDY! HE'S...

[Monroe's mouth is agape, his face wearing a sudden look of horror as a man wearing a gold and red modern ornate samurai/ninja assassin style mask, a red T-shirt with "KIJOUGIN" in gold Japanese script on the front, a gold sash around the waist of baggy red pants and gold kick pads over black wrestling toe boots steps into the shot.]

[MONROE]:WHAT ARE YA DOIN', MAN?!

[Bravo continues to smile until the masked man grabs the championship belt from his shoulder and slams it to the floor. Monroe is further dismayed as he steps between the two much larger men to try and quell the situation that only seems to be brewing for the masked individual.]

[MONROE]:SHADOW, DADDY, NOT LIKE THIS! [Pointing toward the camera] CUT THAT CAMERA! CUT IT NOW!

[The shot cuts back to Page and McCoy. McCoy seemingly can care less about what he's just witnessed. But Page seems pretty excited.]

[PAGE]:Ladies and gentlemen, we were expecting the debut of Loco Bravo! But who would have ever guessed Japanese wrestling icon Halcon Shadow would show up like that?!

[MCCOY]:Halcon who?

[PAGE]:Russ, you really need to keep up with the international aspect of this sport a little better.

[MCCOY]:What for? There's enough wrestlers on this continent that I don't give a damn about.

[PAGE]:Nevertheless, folks, we'll try to get you some more information on what Loco Bravo and Halcon Shadow are doing here in the CSWA.

[Fade to a commercial for the Matrix Reloaded]

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