[DIAMOND LOU]: Ladies and Gentlemen�the following match is a one fall match, with a sixty minute time limit, and is for the CSWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!
[The crowd explodes in anticipation of what is sure to be one hell of a match.]
[MCCOY]: Oh god, this means the Authority is coming, doesn't it.
[PAGE]: Yes it does, and this capacity crowd couldn't be any happier.
[DIAMOND LOU]: Introducing first�the challengers. Weighing in at a combined weight of 572 pounds, Alex Constantine and Napalm, THE AUTHORITY!!!!
[The lights in the arena suddenly go off. The only light left is that of the Giant screen of the Jumbotron. The symbol of the Authority flashes on the screen as the fans begin to cheer. Black and white video of Adam-X, Jeff, Kushner, Napalm, Mace, and "Devil's Own" Alex Constantine show at both work and out of the ring, dirty prints with water marks and scratches on the film. Suddenly fire screams up on the stage booming across the length of metal structure. The P.A. screams aloud as the Authority's music, "Pts.of.Athrty" by Linkin Park pours through Arena. The fans are on their feet and screaming loudly.]
[PAGE]: And here they are now!! And this crowd, couldn't be any happier!!
[The fire jumps higher and suddenly in the middle of the stage it lowers. Fire raging all around them and through the opening of the fire wall, "Devil's Own" Alex Constantine and Napalm walk through the stage to the arena. The fans cheer loudly going crazy for the young superstars. The lights in the arena come back as the fans are cheering and a small amount chanting for the Authority members as the CSWA fans are in the arena. Alex and Napalm stand looking over the crowd, raising their arms over his head at the edge of the stage. Both men's eyes filled with intensity as they looks towards the ring.]
[Alex stands there dressed for battle. Wearing black half tights, Silver fire travels up his right side. He is wearing black knee pads with black boots up his calves. Both boots have the Authority symbol on the outside in silver. Alex is wearing a black elbow brace on his left arm. Both fists and wrists are taped up in white athletic tape. The lights show the definition to his well developed upper body and arms. His brown hair is spiked up in the bed head style as his green eyes shine through the arena. He has on his black AUTHORITY:CSWA T-shirt. There are no sleeves and it is cut down the sides as it hangs on his muscular frame.]
[Napalm is dressed in black tights. Silver Authority symbol along with right side of his thighs and silver flames up the left side. His massive physique shines under the lights. His long black hair hangs down his shoulders as his fists and wrists are taped up. The wall of fire drops down as the Authority makes their way down the ramp and to the ring. They smacks the hands of his fans on both sides as they head down. Alex jumps up on the ring apron and climbs into the ring. Napalm walks up the metal steps onto the ring apron. He steps over the top rope and into the ring as the fans continue to cheer for them.]
[Alex and Napalm go from turn buckle to turn buckle and hype the crowd even more. After another few moments, they go to thier corner and pull on the ropes stretching. Alex pulls the T-shirt off and throws it out to crowd where it is attacked by the fans. Napalm and Alex lean back into the corner with their arms on the ropes, keeping their eyes trained on the entrance and awaiting the entrance of Chris Wright and the Scythe Meister.]
[DIAMOND LOU]: And now�[Walsh sighs into the microphone]..the future CSWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. Weighing in at a combined weight of 473 pounds�Chris Wright, and the Scythe Meister�THE ODD COUPLE!!
[PAGE]: How come they're introduced as future champions, and the Authority are challengers?
[MCCOY]: The truth hurts Eddie?
[PAGE]: I just think Marshall is trying to play some mind games with the Authority here.
[MCCOY]: That's assuming the Authority has minds to play games with.
[The lights go black and a bass guitar rift kicks in over the speakers. After a few seconds a drum comes in and �7 Nation Army� by The White Stripes comes on fully.]
[The letters OC 03 scroll onto the entrance screen, and then underneath it the words The ODD COUPLE fade in. One big spotlight appears on the entrance ramp, and into it walks Jennifer Hampton dressed in a stunning black leather mini-skirt with a v-neck white t-shirt. She moves to the beat and then she raises her hands to the cheers of the crowd.]
[The cheering turns to boos as the Scythe Meister and Chris Wright walk into the spotlight, Chris on Jen�s left and Scythe Meister on her right. Jen reaches down and grabs their hands and lifts them in the air to even more jeers from the crowd.]
[Scythe Meister is wearing a pair of leather combat boots with a old pair of black leather pants. Chris Wright is wearing a pair of black wrestling boots with a pair of black wrestling shorts. He is also wearing a white t-shirt with a picture of him and Scythe Meister on the front and The Odd Couple written across it. The three start down to the ring, every few steps either Chris or Scythe Meister makes a gesture at the crowd, causing the boos to increase again.]
[When they get to the ring, Jen climbs the step while Chris and Scythe Meister hop up onto the apron. Chris sits down on the second rope and holds up on the top rope as Jen steps through. Getting back up, he does a high five with Scythe Meister then the two use the top rope and jump over it.]
[Scythe Meister and Chris each head for a different turnbuckle and climb them and then raise their hands to the crowd to incite them to hurl more insults and boos at them. Both men have somewhat of a smirk on their face, and then they hop down off the turnbuckle and give each other a high five, then they lean down to talk to Jen.]
[Chris escorts Jen to the ropes and lifts her over and watches and she walks down the ramp. He makes his way back to Scythe Meister and the two talk some more, then they do suddenly charge at the Authority, who had been watching the Odd couple in amusement. The Scythe Meister manages to catch Napalm off guard, staggering him back a few steps. Chris Wright, however, doesn't fare as well with Alex Constantine ducking Wright's first swing and moving behind the "Thinking Man's Wrestler." Alex goes for a release German Suplex, but Wright manages to go with the momentum and land on his feet. As Constantine spins around, Wright sends a thrust kick at the Devil's own's head. But Constantine catches Wright's foot, and twists it, sending Wright to the mat, as Constantine locks in an ankle lock.]
[PAGE]: What an amazing trade of moves there by the Thinking Man's Wrestler, and the Devil's Own.
[In the meantime The Scythe Meister continues to pound away at Napalm in the corner. He sees what Constantine is doing to his partner, so he turns his back to Big Scary. BIG MISTAKE. Napalm charges out of the corner, and grabs The Scythe Meister in a running bulldog.]
[PAGE]: Looks like the Authority is taking control early in this match up.
[MCCOY]: Only a matter of time before the Odd couple show these sheep herders, why they are the future CSWA tag champs.
[Napalm stomps away at The Scythe Meister rolling him out of the ring. Napalm steps through the ropes and down to the outside. Inside the ring, Alex continues to keep the ankle lock on Chris Wright. Suddenly Chris Wright rolls over, and kicks Constantine in the head. Constantine staggers back, bouncing off the ropes, as he comes back, Chris Wright, uses his legs to throw Alex over him, and send him crashing to the mat.]
[PAGE]: Quick thinking on the part of the Thinking Man's Wrestler, as Chris Wright tries to regain control of this matchup.
[MCCOY]: He's been in control the whole time.
[The bell finally sounds, as Napalm goes to his corner, leaving the Scythe Meister be for the time being. In the ring, Chris Wright and Alex Constantine simultaneously kip up to their feet. They begin to circle one another. Chris lunges, Alex ducks back, and Chris gets nothing. The continue to circle one another. Alex fakes forward, but Chris Wright doesn't bite, holding his ground.]
[PAGE]: Both men trying to get a feel for one another. Trying to get into the other's head.
[Both men lunge at one another, into a collar-elbow tie up. Both men struggle to gain advantage, but Chris Wright breaks the tie up raking his hand down Constantine's face.]
[PAGE]: Oh come on. He can't do that.
[MCCOY]: Shut up Eddie. This match is too important to worry about trivialities like that.
[Chris follows the face rake up with knee to Constantine's midsection. He goes for a gut wrench suplex, but Constantine twists around so that he lands on his feet. He goes for a Russian legsweep, but Chris Wright blocks it, and drops Alex backwards on is head with a reverse legsweep. Chris goes for the pin.]
[ONE�
[TW�
[PAGE]: You're not going to pin Alex Constantine that easily. Chris Wright should know he's in for a war here tonight. All four of these men are in for a challenge.
[MCCOY]: Alex Constantine should just lay down, save his energy for his match later tonight. He's going to need it.
[PAGE]: You talk like you know who Alex's opponent will be.
[MCCOY]: I have my thoughts, but I know this for sure. It's going to be dark.
[Wright grabs Constantine by the ankle and drags him over to his corner where he tags in The Scythe Meister. Scythe climbs to the top turnbuckle, and jumps off with an elbow, but Constantine pulls Wright in front of the flying elbow. Scythe Meister tries to pull it back, but it's too late as he connects with the top of Chris Wright's head. The Scythe Meister checks on Wright, giving Alex Constantine a chance to get up, and tag in Napalm. The Authority silently approaches the Odd Couple who are both now on their feet. Napalm grabs Wright by the back of the head, Alex grabs The Scythe Meister. Then�CLUNK! This is what it's like when heads collide.]
[PAGE]: The Authority using their heads, or should I say The Odd Couple's heads.
[MCCOY]: Don't ever try to be funny again. Please.
[Alex Constantine throws Wright out of the ring, and goes back to his own corner, leaving The Scythe Meister alone in the ring with Big Scary. Napalm begins by continuing to damage The Scythe Meister's head by smashing it into the turnbuckle. The crowd chants along with each shot.]
[ONE!]
[TWO!]
[THREE!]
[FOUR!]
[FIVE!]
[SIX!]
[SEVEN!]
[EIGHT!]
[NINE!]
[TEN!]
[PAGE]: The crowd is really behind the Authority here.
[MCCOY]: Baaaaaaa
[The Scythe Meister stumbles out of the corner, backwards into a sidewalk slam from Napalm. Napalm tags in Alex Constantine as Chris Wright is getting to his feet. Constantine gets into the ring. He pulls the Scythe Meister away from his corner into the middle of the ring. He drops an elbow on The Scythe Meister's knee. Constantine drags The Scythe Meister to his feet. He Irish whips him against the ropes, and runs back, launching himself off the ropes with a flying elbow as The Scythe Meister comes back. The Devil's own gets up before bringing the Scythe Meister to his feet by his hair. He drags him over to the Authority corner, before tagging in Napalm.]
[PAGE]: The Authority going for quick tags, trying to control the pace of the match, and isolate They Scythe Meister.
[Alex Constantine puts TSM in an abdominal stretch. Napalm steps into the ring, and sends a charging shoulder into The Scythe Meister's midsection. Constantine releases the hold and exits the ring. Napalm Irish Whips TSM and goes for a back body drop. As The Scythe Meister returns he jumps over Napalm, and rolls him up with a sunset flip.]
[ONE..
[TWO..
[THRE�
[PAGE]: The Scythe Meister almost pulled off a surprise victory there with that sunset flip.
[Both men get to their feet. Napalm charges at TSM with a clothesline, which Scythe Meister ducks meanwhile wrapping Napalm up in his own tilt-a-whirl slam. Both men are down, and crawling towards their respective corners. TSM gets to his corner first, tagging in Chris Wright, who charges in trying to get to Napalm before he can get to Alex Constantine. He fails, and as Alex gets into the ring, Wright backs up, begging off.]
[PAGE]: Wright obviously wanted to take advantage of a tired Napalm, but instead got a fresh Alex Constantine.
[MCCOY]: Neither one of them stands a chance against the Thinking Man's Wrestler, Chris Wright.
[Constantine approaches Wright, slowly, when suddenly Chris Wright, drops a quick missle dropkick to Constatine's knees.]
[PAGE]: Wright, focusing on the injured knees of Alex Constantine. Injured at Chris Wright's hands after that chair shot last week on Wildfire.
[MCCOY]: Thinking Man's Wrestler!
[Chris Wright stomps away at Constantine's knees. He lets up, giving Alex a chance to get to his feet. Not for long though as Wright, takes Constantine down hard with a spinning heel kick. He then locks in a figure four leg lock. Constantine is struggling to get to the ropes. Chris Wright, bears backwards, adding more pressure to Constantine's legs. Constantine looks like he's about to make it to the ropes, when TSM breaks through the ropes distracting referee Barry Alexander. Alexander and The Scythe Meister get into an argument just as Constantine grabs the ropes. Wright doesn't release the hold.]
[PAGE]: Look at these cheaters. Wright should break the hold.
[MCCOY]: He's just taking a good oppurtunity to stick it to these Authority sheep herders.
[As Alexander and TSM argue, Chris Wright bears down on the figure four. Napalm seeing the injustice breaks through the ropes and begins stomping away at Chris Wright, who is forced to break the hold. Constantine gets up, as Napalm drags Wright to his feet. Constantine climbs the corner turnbuckle as Napalm lifts Wright into a piledriver position. Constantine jumps off spiking the Napalm piledriver, sending Wright's head hard into the mat.]
[PAGE]: What double team work by the Authority, and the crowd is eating it up.
[The Scythe Meister sees what's going on and pushes Barry Alexander out of the way. Alexander lands in such a way as to make him fall out of the ring. The Scythe Meister rushes over, hitting a standing hurricarana on Alex Constantine. Napalm rises to his feet, with a rising clothesline, taking out The Scythe Meister. The Scythe Meister is quickly back up to his feet though, as him and Napalm begin exchanging blows.]
[PAGE]: I don't know if this is a smart strategy for The Scythe Meister. Pound for pound, Napalm has him beat.
[MCCOY]: Only in body mass. Brain size�well I'm not even sure Napalm has a brain.
[Sure enough, Napalm begins to get the advantage but just as he does, TSM pokes him in the eye, staggering the big man backwards into the corner. The Scythe Meister scampers up and around to the top corner, grabbing Napalm's neck, and flipping forward.]
[PAGE]: What a move by The Scythe Meister, but Constantine is up now, whereas Wright is still out of it from the double spike piledriver.
[Constantine stands up into a kick to the midsection from TSM. TSM DDT's Alex to the mat, just as Napalm gets up.]
[PAGE]: The Scythe Meister taking out the Authority single handed right now.
[MCCOY]: I'm going to begin the countdown now.
[PAGE]: What countdown?
[MCCOY]: To The Odd Couple becoming the first CSWA Tag Team Champions. Seven minutes and counting.
[PAGE]: When will you learn it's not over until the fat lady sings.
[MCCOY]: I didn't know your wife was coming tonight.
[Page doesn't comment, as Napalm locks up in a collar elbow lock up with The Scythe Meister. Alex begins to come around, getting to all fours. Napalm seeing the predicament pushes out of the lockup, sending TSM backwards over the bent over Alex Constantine.]
[MCCOY]: What was that? A page out of grade two?
[PAGE]: That's team work.
[Constantine gets up, as him and Napalm drag the Scythe Meister to his feet. The both Irish whip him against the far ropes, and go for a double clothesline. TSM ducks under the clothesline, jumps up onto the middle rope, and launches himself backwards with a lionsault, taking out both members of the Authority.]
[MCCOY]: Two on one means nothing to the Scythe Meister.
[PAGE]: He certainly has held his own, but now it looks like he won't have to worry about that any more. Chris Wright is getting to his feet.
[All four men are back on their feet and it's a brawl now. Chris Wright and Napalm exchanging lefts and rights, as are Alex Constantine and TSM. On the outside, Barry Alexander is finally getting back to his feet.]
[MCCOY]: Six minutes.
[PAGE]: That's not a lot of time.
[MCCOY]: SIX MINUTES!
[PAGE]: If you say so.
[Napalm is getting the advantage over Chris Wright, and Alex Constantine is pounding on TSM. Constantine sends a knee into TSM's midsection, then throws him out of the ring through the second and third ropes. Barry Alexander rolls back into the ring and orders Napalm out of the ring.]
[PAGE]: Barry Alexander finally restoring order.
[Alex picks Chris Wright up into a vertical suplex.]
[PAGE]: Looks like Chris Wright chose the wrong time to come to.
[Constantine holds Wright high for a second before turning Chris to him in the air and dropping him in a scoop piledriver.]
[PAGE]: HELLBLAZER! HELLBLAZER!
[Constantine goes for the pin.]
[ONE!!]
[TWO!!]
[THREE]
[PAGE]: NO! NO! WRIGHT KICKED OUT! WRIGHT KICKED OUT! HOW DID HE DO THAT?
[MCCOY]: Because he's the better man!
[Constantine is obviously pissed off. He tags in Napalm. Big Scary comes into the ring, and stomps at Chris Wright. Wright rolls out of the ring to safety. Barry Alexander begins to count him out.]
[ALEXANDER]: ONE..
TWO�
THREE�
[PAGE]: Napalm is taunting Chris Wright challenging him to get back in the ring.
[ALEXANDER]: FOUR�
FIVE�
[Chris Wright rolls back into the ring, Napalm gives him his space, allowing for a fair match up. Wright charges right into a kick to the midsection from Napalm. Napalm hoists Wright up into the powerbomb position, and slams him down to the mat.]
[PAGE]: TOTAL DESTRUCTION! TOTAL DESTRUCTION! CHRIS WRIGHT MIGHT BE DEAD!
[Napalm drops for the pin.]
[ONE!!]
[TWO!!]
[THRE�
[PAGE]: WRIGHT KICKED OUT AGAIN! HE KICKED OUT AGAIN!
[MCCOY]: I see why they call you 'two time' Eddie Page.
[PAGE]: At least they can say my name on television Russell.
[Napalm drags Chris Wright to his feet, and lifts him up for another Total Destruction, but Wright, shifts his weight sending Napalm sprawling backwards. Wright crashes down across Napalm's chest. Both men are down. Barry Alexander begins to count for the double countout.]
[ALEXANDER]: ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
TEN!
[PAGE]: GOD NO! DON'T LET IT END LIKE THIS.
[Neither man stirs on the mat, as everyone looks around wondering what to do. Suddenly the voice of Alice Cooper comes through the arena's loudspeakers.]
[PAGE]: THE BOSS IS HERE! ROBERT MARSHALL IS ON HIS WAY!
[MCCOY]: It's time for the boss to kick some ass.
[MARSHALL]: CUT THE MUSIC.
[The music dies down, but the boos coming from the capacity crowd do not.]
[MARSHALL]: Shut up. All of you. You're going to like what I have to say.
[The crowd begins to quiet down, their curiosity peaked by Marshall's words.]
[MARSHALL]: That's better! Now, I'm sure you guys all want to see a resolution to this match.
[The crowd cheers.]
[MARSHALL]: And I want Constantine worn down for his match later tonight.
[The crowd boos loudly.]
[MARSHALL]: SO I DEMAND THAT THIS MATCH CONTINUE, AND IT'S NOW A NO DISQUALIFICATION, NO COUNT OUT MATCH!!
[The Crowd explodes in cheers as Marshall walks out. In the ring, Chris Wright and Napalm start getting to their feet. Neither of them is aware of what happened, so they just square off again. Meanwhile TSM has gotten a chair from outside, unnoticed by anyone else. Wright whips Napalm towards the the Odd Couple's corner, where TSM nails him over the head with the chair. Wright tags in The Scythe Meister who climbs the ropes.]
[PAGE]: This is where The Scythe Meister is most dangerous!
[MCCOY]: I think my countdown is just about over.
[TSM launches off with a shooting star press onto Napalm, and he stays down for the pin.]
[ONE!]
[TWO!]
[THREE]
[PAGE]: NAPALM KICKED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND. IT DOESN'T GET MUCH CLOSER THAN THAT.
[The Scythe Meister drags Napalm to his feet, and Irish whips him off the ropes, Big Scary comes flying back with a clothesline that nearly beheads TSM. Napalm tags in Alex Constantine. Constantine charges in, and clotheslines the raising TSM right back down to the mat.]
[PAGE]: The Scythe Meister's neck is going to be hurting tomorrow.
[As if he heard Page's words, Alex locks in what appears to be a combination between a chicken wing and a dragon sleeper. Suddenly he turns it over into a surfboard style submission.]
[PAGE]: DARKHOLDE! DARKHOLDE! Constantine finally using the most devastating submission move in wrestling today.
[Wright, seeing what's going on, goes to break up the hold, but Napalm cuts him off with a spear sending him back into his own turnbuckle. Constantine tightens the hold, when suddenly�]
[PAGE]: HE'S TAPPING! HE'S TAPPING! IT'S ALL OVER!! THE AUTHORITY HAVE DONE IT. THE AUTHORITY HAVE DONE IT. THE TAG CHAMPS HAVE BEEN CROWNED!
[MCCOY]:Son of a bi..............
[Alexander presents the CSWA tag belts to Napalm and Constantine who throw them up over their head so the fans can see them. An Authority chant starts up sending shockwaves throughout the arena]
[DIAMOND LOU]:And your winners and CSWA Tag Team Champions.....THE AUTHORITY......................
[PAGE]:WHAT A MATCH AND FOR ONCE THE BETTER TEAM WON!!
[MCCOY]: Says you. I think The OC 03 got hosed.
[PAGE]:Whatever lets you sleep at night Russ. Let's go backstage where I understand the cameras have been following Jack Cross around]
[Camera fades with a shot of Napalm and Constantine in the middle of the ring celebrating their victory as the Authority chant continues to get louder and louder.]