[Fade up to Jimmy West standing in front of an End Of Days backdrop. He smiles at the camera and starts talking in his rapid fire style]
[WEST]: Good evening folks. In a moment we are going to cut away and head to what transpired at Fan Fest a few days ago, when The Beast went toe to toe with "Awesome" Andy O'Brien in a free for all style match. And now without anymore talk from yours truly let's go to Eddie Page and Russell McCoy.
[Fade out]
[PAGE]: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the End of Days FANFEST!!!
[McCOY]: That�s right, the waiting is NEARLY OVER! The CSWA Pay-Per-View is just two days away........
[PAGE]: Yes sir, BUT FIRST! Here�s our freeview match of the evening, �Awesome� Andy against The Beast!
[The camera focuses in on the ring, where Andy and The Beast are already stood, waiting for the introductions. Andy looks cool, calm and confident, but so does his opponent...]
[PAGE]: Over to �Diamond� Lou Walsh...
[DIAMOND LOU]: LADIES! ANNND GENTLEMEN! WELCOME! TO! ST. LOUIS!!!
[RAAAAAHHHH!!!!]
[DIAMOND LOU]: AND WELCOME, VIEWERS, TO FANFEST! To kick us off here, we have a GRUDGE MATCH! First, in the left-hand corner, we have AWESOME! ANDY! O�BRIEEEEEN!!!
[BOOO!]
[DIAMOND LOU]: And his opponent, in the right-hand corner, we have THE BEEEEAAAASSSTTT!!!
[RAAAAHHH!!!]
[The ref lays the law down to both competitors, before calling for the bell.]
[Ding, ding!]
[McCOY]: And this one is under way! Who�re you picking, Page?
[PAGE]: Who am I picking? Well frankly, until �Awesome� Andy shows us that he�s improved, I�m gonna have to go with a repeat victory for The Beast! And after last weeks chair assault, I HOPE he wins, too!
[McCOY]: Oh really? You wanna place a wager on that?
[PAGE]: No, I�m good. The Boss doesn�t approve of betting.
[McCOY]: The Boss? You mean God?
[PAGE]: No, the wife! Anyway, less of that, and more of the action! Andy and the Beast locking up, center of the ring... Beast with the obvious power advantage in this one, but never count The Awesome One out...
[McCOY]: Why not? You just did!
[PAGE]: That�s not true! I just think Andy has a lot to prove after recent weeks...
[McCOY]: Sure... Y�know, I knew you never liked the guy...
[PAGE]: WHAT?? Hey, don�t you be telling HIM that! Anyway, Andy applying a side wristlock, here... Turns it round into a hammerlock, and oh man! Did you hear that elbow?
[McCOY]: I sure did, The Beast clocking Andy right on the jaw with that one! Not a pretty counter, but very effective!
[PAGE]: VERY effective!
[McCOY]: That�s what I said...
[PAGE]: Yeah, but you didn�t emphasize it enough! Say it with me, VERY!
[McCOY]: ...
[PAGE]: VERY!
[McCOY]: Shut up!
[PAGE]: Done! Beast turning round, grabbing Andy by the wrist, and whipping him into the corner! AND CRUNCH, Beast following him in with a clothesline!
[McCOY]: Ouch!
[PAGE]: Andy staggering out to corner, and uh-oh! Beast with a waistlock, and here we go! BELLY-TO-BELLY SIDE SUPLEX!
[McCOY]: Wow! Nice move!
[PAGE]: Andy down, and the Beast homes in for the kill! Mounted punches, here, and Andy�s got no choice but to try and cover up!
[RAAAAH!]
[McCOY]: Oh, and listen to these SICK, SICK fans! They�re just loving this, aren�t they?
[PAGE]: Well its always fun to see a guy like Andy knocked down a few pegs, sure!
[McCOY]: Tsh...
[PAGE]: FINALLY the Beast lays off with the fists, and now dragging Andy to his feet... and follows up with a scoop slam and leg drop combination! Nicely done, and now the cover...
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Kickout!
[McCOY]: Shoots the shoulder up! Andy almost overwhelmed by that offensive flurry from The Beast!
[PAGE]: Almost, but not quite! Andy up to his feet, and ducks a wild haymaker from his opponent... And connects with a European uppercut! The Beast staggered, but not going down... A second European uppercut! Beast reeling here, and oh man what a dropkick! A dropkick RIGHT on the button sends The Beast over the top and to the outside! AND LOOK AT ANDY SHOW-BOATING!
[BOOOO!]
[McCOY]: All right Andy!
[PAGE]: Well Andy should get on The Beast, instead of wasting time raising the ire of these fans...
[McCOY]: Why? What�s wrong with a little audience participation?
[PAGE]: This is a sport, not pantomime! Beast re-entering the ring, a little shaken up by that, and look at those eyes! He looks FURIOUS!
[McCOY]: Eh, he shouldn�t feel so bad. Andy shows up all of his opponents like that.
[PAGE]: The Beast in the ring now, and uh-oh! Beast just charged at Andy, who high-tailed it to the outside!
[McCOY]: See that? That�s smarts, man!
[PAGE]: That�s cowardice... Why didn�t he just stand and fight?
[McCOY]: Why bother? Just get in that idiots head and frustrate the crap outta him! That�s what I�d do!
[PAGE]: Please... When was the last time you got in the ring?
[McCOY]: That�s hardly the point... Geez, you never heard of supposing I were him?
[PAGE]: Nope. Who�s he?
[McCOY]: SHUT UP!
[PAGE]: Andy now, getting back in the ring... Beast charging again, and down jumps the Awesome One...
[BOOOOO!!!]
[PAGE]: I agree! Let�s just get on with it! But wait... The Beast sliding out the ring as Andy jaws with the fans! WELL IF ANDY WON�T COME TO HIM, HE�LL COME TO ANDY!
[McCOY]: Turn around, Andy!
[PAGE]: And he does, only to be met with a HARD clothesline! Beast grabbing Andy up, and look at this! MILITARY PRESS! AND THE BEAST DROPS AWESOME ANDY THROAT FIRST ACROSS THE GUARD RAIL!
[McCOY]: Youch! Man, this guy is relentless!
[PAGE]: Relentless and aggressive! Andy, on the floor, picked up once more, and propped up against the guard rails... And then clotheslined into the crowd!
[McCOY]: Argh! What the Hell??
[PAGE]: And The Beast following him in! Beast picking Andy up, and OH GOD! A SNAP SUPLEX ONTO A DESERTED ROW OF CHAIRS!
[OOOOOHHHH!!!!]
[McCOY]: HE JUST BROKE AWESOME ANDY IN HALF!
[PAGE]: THE BEAST! GOOD GRIEF! THAT HAS TO BE ALL! ANDY IS OUT! BEAST THROWING ANDY BACK OVER THE GUARD RAILS! I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!
[McCOY]: ME EITHER! The Beast is back inside the security railings and measuring Andy... SPEAR! OH MAN! That�s all!
[PAGE]: Beast rolling Andy back into the ring, and here we go, the cover!
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[PAGE]: NO! Andy grabbed the bottom rope!
[McCOY]: WHEW!
[PAGE]: Oh man! Andy is still in this, but barely!
[McCOY]: AND NOT FOR LONG! BEAST CALLING FOR THE FINISH!
[PAGE]: THE END OF THE CENTURY IS COMING UP!
[McCOY]: Beast with Andy up now, and here we go! Angle Slam-type maneuver! BUT NO! ANDY ESCAPES! ANDY ESCAPES! BEAST TURNS! SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK!
[PAGE]: Beast is down! Beast is down, but Andy cannot capitalize! Wait! Andy crawling! Andy drapes the arm over Beast! NO! NOT THIS WAY!!
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[PAGE]:NO! KICKOUT!
[RAAAH!]
[PAGE]: Well thank God! That wouldda been daylight robbery!
[McCOY]: Come on... That wouldda been awesome, let�s face it!
[PAGE]: Both men slowly to their feet, now, and look at that! Andy falling back into the corner, I think he�s done for!
[McCOY]: No! Come on, O�Brien!
[PAGE]: Beast heading across now, but O�Brien with a boot to the midsection! He was playing possum, folks!
[McCOY]: Yes! Do it! Win!
[PAGE]: Andy with a front-face lock, into a DDT! No! Beast grabbed the top rope! He didn�t budge an inch! AND HE COUNTERS INSTEAD WITH A RELEASE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! HE JUST HURLED ANDY HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!
[McCOY]: CRAP!
[PAGE]: Beast looking for a second spear, now, measuring Andy! BUT ANDY MOVED! ANDY MOVED AND BEAST THUMPED INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!
[McCOY]: YES!
[PAGE]: AND ANDY WITH A ROLL-UP! NO, GOD, NO!
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[PAGE]: KICKOUT! SHEESH!!
[McCOY]: DAMN IT! WHAT THE HELL IS IT GONNA TAKE??
[PAGE]: Andy up, and uh-oh! He�s just signaled the end! The Awesome Lock is coming up!
[McCOY]: THIS IS IT!
[PAGE]: Andy! Locking on the Sharpshooter! BUT NO! LOOK AT THE LEG STRENGTH OF THE BEAST! HE JUST KICKED ANDY AWAY! The Beast quickly to his feet, desperate to avoid that dreaded submission hold! Misses a clothesline! AND WHAM! A SECOND SUPERKICK FROM ANDY KNOCKS THE BEAST BACK INTO THE CORNER! Andy grabbing Beast in a head and shoulder clutch! GARGOYLE SUPLEX!
[McCOY]: Correction! He calls that the Awesome Plex!