[Camera cuts to a shot of Page and McCoy at the announcers table.]
[PAGE]: We're back, folks. And coming up next, we have what should be a great match up between Chris "The Thrill" Wright and Napalm. But what is even more amazing is that the Darkness has grown by three members and could concievable have a stranglehold on the CSWA.
[MCCOY]: You said it, Eddie the Darkness are now the most powerful force in the CSWA. But let's not forget, these two combatants, along with their tag team partners, will be facing off against each other at the End of Days pay per view.
[PAGE]: That's right, Russell. At End of Days, live on pay per view, it'll be The Authority, Napalm and "The Devil's Own" Alex Constantine versus The Odd Couple 2003, the team of Chris "The Thrill" Wright and The Scythe Meister for the right to become the first ever CSWA Tag Team champions.This match coming up next will undoubtedly be a preview for that match at End of Days.
[MCCOY]: Duh...ya think?
[PAGE]: [shaking his head] Folks, let's go up to "Diamond" Lou Walsh for the introductions!
[DIAMOND LOU]: Ladies and Gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. First, coming down the aisle, weighing in at 228 lbs...CHRIS "THE THRILL" WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
[The lights go black, and the sound of a hard guitar and drum begins. This is quickly followed by the sound of a man screaming, and then we recognize Not Falling by Mudvayne.]
[Two separate spotlights hit the stage, the one on the left focusing on the luscious and beautiful redheaded form of Jennifer Hampton. She is wearing a short black skirt that stops a little above mid-thigh, and a white v-neck t-shirt. She stands in the circle of light and listens as the crowd cheers and she bobs her head to the music.]
[In the second spotlight, we see Chris Wright wearing a pair of midnight blue wrestling shorts with a matching pair of boots. He stares out into the crowd a moment before he raises his right hand in a fist above his head and the cheers a little louder for him. As the music turns even harder Chris and Jennifer come together and they start walking down the aisle way as the lights come up.]
[Chris and Jennifer move first to one side of the aisle and then the other, shaking hands with the fans as they go. At one point they stop and begin head banging with a couple of guys in their mid-twenties with long hair.]
[Chris and Jennifer continue down the aisle way until they come to the ring. Grabbing Jennifer around the waist, Chris lifts her up onto the apron and then climbs up onto it himself.]
[Jennifer slips between the second and third rope slowly letting the crowd get a good view of her ass and they respond by cheering even louder. Chris grins at this, and then grabbing the top rope, he uses it to vault himself over into the ring.]
[Chris runs across the ring and bounces off the ropes, and runs back to bounce off the other. He does it twice more before he stops in the center of the ring and he does a complete circle looking out at the crowd.]
[Chris makes his way to one turnbuckle, and climbs all the way to the tope rope. Standing on the top turnbuckle her raises his fist to the crowd and as they cheer he flips backwards off the turnbuckle landing on his feet in the ring. He repeats it on the other three turnbuckles. After he finishes he gives Jennifer a hug and then he begins to pace the ring as he waits for the match to start.]
[DIAMOND LOU]: And his opponent, weighing in at 322 lbs...NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPALM!!!
[�THE POWER� by Manowar hits as clips from Napalm in recent weeks, plus footage from the NAWA, WWA & MSWA of his highlights (Towel Match w/Stratford, Multiple Regulator Wars, winning the NAWA Hwght Title, Powerbombing Davidson thru the top of the barbed wire steel cage)]
[Walking out in his black Authority T-shirt, black wrestling pants w/ the words Power & Pain in red along the side and black wrestling boots, with his arms straight out his side showing off his huge arms. Napalm plays the crowd as he walks down the ramp way, slapping the hands of the fans as he goes to the ring.]
[PAGE]: Listen to these fans going nuts for Napalm, Russell!
[MCCOY]: Baaaaaaaah...sheep I tell ya, every last one of th...
[PAGE]: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU, NAPALM!!!
[But before Eddie's warning could be heard by Napalm's ears, Chris Wright had nailed The Authority hitter with a huge running knee clip from behind.]
[PAGE]: What a cheap shot by Wright, and before the bell!
[MCCOY]: It's called getting the early advantage, Eddie.
[PAGE]: Well, referee Barry Alexander calls for the bell, and we're officially underway here! And right away, "The Thrill" is going right after that knee with a huge elbow drop! Another elbow drop!
[MCCOY]: Wright's doing the smart thing here, going right after that knee...he smells blood!
[PAGE]: You said it, Russ...Wright's trying to take away Napalm's vertical base right away. You can't beat someone like Napalm if he's on his feet.
[MCCOY]: Sure you can!
[Wright flips Napalm over so that he's now lying on his belly. Grabbing The Authority member by his foot, he jams the knee right into the mat...once...twice...thre...]
[PAGE]: NAPALM BLOCKED IT!!!
[MCCOY]: BUT WRIGHT COUNTERS WITH ANOTHER ELBOW DROP TO THE BACK OF HIS KNEE!!!
[PAGE]: There's no telling what kind of ligament damage he might be doing to the hitter of The Authority.
[MCCOY]: Smart strategy if you ask me, Eddie...he knows that he and that Scythe Meister freak have a shot at winning the CSWA tag titles at End of Days, and he's trying to soften him up a little before the match!
[PAGE]: It'll take more than a few elbow drops to soften this guy up, Russ...
[MCCOY]: Oh yeah, like YOU'D know???
[PAGE]: Wright's staying right on that knee as he locks in a Boston Crab on Napalm! A Boston Crab!
[MCCOY]: Come on, Napalm...TAP!!!
[Napalm fights off the pain, and using his considerable size and weight advantage, he struggles his way over towards the ropes, until...]
[PAGE]: HE MADE IT!!! Come on, Wright, break the hold!
[MCCOY]: Ever heard of being impartial, Eddie?
[PAGE]: I AM being impartial, but he's made it to the ropes and Wright isn't breaking the hold!
[Referee Barry Alexander begins to count...]
ONE [MCCOY]: There, he broke the hold! Happy, Eddie?
[PAGE]: He almost got himself disqualified there...
[Wright drags him back into the middle of the ring and tries to lock on the Boston Crab again, but...]
[PAGE]: SMALL PACKAGE!!! A Small package from Napalm!!! What a counter!!!
ONE...
TWO...
[PAGE]: And Wright kicks out at 2 1/2, and he's not sure what to make of that! Great counter by Napalm!
[MCCOY]: Pure luck, Eddie...
[PAGE]: A rake of the eye by Wright!!! And Alexander's not at all happy with Wright...
[MCCOY]: Bah...he's probably on the Authority's payroll.
[PAGE]: Whatever..."The Thrill" is right back in control of this one as he picks Napalm up by the hair. He whips him into the ropes and nails him with a spinning heel kick! Huge spinning heel kick by Wright! A cover!
ONE...
TWO...
[PAGE]: KICKOUT BY NAPALM...AND WITH AUTHORITY!!! [McCoy looks at Page in disgust] Napalm is back on his feet now! He's got Wright by the hair...
[MCCOY]: Come on, ref!
[PAGE]: What was that you were saying earlier about being impartial?
[MCCOY]: Bah
[Napalm has "The Thrill" on his feet and holds him in a bear hug for a few moments, attempting to wear him down. He goes for a belly to belly suplex, but...]
[PAGE]: What a counter by Wright...he hit Napalm with a quick boot to the already injured knee, and...BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!! Wright hit the big man with a belly to belly suplex of his own, and he's going up to the top turnbuckle!
[MCCOY]: Way to go, Wright...he's a thinking man's wrestler, and right now he's got Napalm exactly where he wants him.
[PAGE]: FLYING SENTON!!! A FLYING SENTON!!! Cover!!!
1...
2...
[PAGE]: Thr...NOOOOOO!!! Napalm just barely got his shoulder up off the mat before Alexander counted three!!! Unbelievable!
[MCCOY]: He's really taking it to the big man. Wright picking up Napalm, and an Irish whip to the ropes...
[PAGE]: Reversal by Napalm, and a HUGE clothesline!!! A HUGE CLOTHESLINE!!! That's why they call him "the hitter" of The Authority. Elbowdrop to the midsection, and...cover!!!
1...
2...
[PAGE]:Kickout by Wright!!!
[Napalm quickly gets Wright back up to his feet and proceeds to nail him with a series of German Release Suplexes, followed by a huge running power slam, and a cover attempt]
1...
2...
[PAGE]: Another kickout by Wright. Wright's getting manhandled by Napalm! Irish whip to the corner...A RUNNING LARIAT BY NAPALM!!! A SPINEBUSTER!!! He nearly spinebustered Wright straight through the mat!!! COVER!!!
1...
2...
2 1/2...
2 3/4...
[PAGE]: KICKOUT!!! Wright got a shoulder up!!! Unbelievable!!!
[Napalm picks him right back up and connects with a huge sidewalk slam, followed up with a back breaker]
[PAGE]: Napalm in complete control here...
[MCCOY]: For the time being, Eddie...for the time being...cover by Napalm...
1...
2...Kickout by Wright!!!
[Napalm scoops up "The Thrill" and hoists him way up in a suplex, holding him up in the air for 5 seconds]
[PAGE]: The blood must be rushing to the head of "The Thrill" right now...and Napalm brings him down with a big, powerful suplex! Napalm right back up to his feet, and listen to this crowd, Russell!
[The crowd exploded with a huge "Napalm!" chant. Napalm stood in the middle of the ring, beckoning the crowd for more noise]
[MCCOY]: Bah...they booed him when he was with the Circle of Chaos, yet they cheer him as a member of The Authority...mindless lemmings, all of them!!!
[PAGE]: Napalm goes off the ropes and it looks like he's going for...NOOOOOO...WHAT A REVERSAL BY WRIGHT!!! A DROP TOE HOLD RIGHT INTO AN STF!!!
[MCCOY]: See, I told you it was only for the time being! Brilliant counter by the more brilliant superstar!!! Come on, Barry, ring the bell, he's tapping out!!!
[PAGE]: No he's not! I didn't see a tap...
[MCCOY]: I meant that pre-emptively...he's GONNA tap out!!!
[PAGE]: [groaning at McCoy] You never do give up, do you?
[Alexander gets in close, to see if Napalm will indeed tap out. Napalm screams through the pain, as Wright continues to lock the STF on even tighter and tighter. Napalm's hand is poised above the mat, looking just about ready to tap out...]
[MCCOY]: TAP, DAMMIT!!!
[PAGE]: Wright's got it locked in tight. I have no idea how Napalm is even still in this thing...
[MCCOY]: He's not, Eddie...look at him, he's just about to pass o...
[But before Russell McCoy can finish this thought, Napalm's opened hand closes up into a fist, and his arm begins to shake, pumping up the sold out crowd]
[MCCOY]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! He can't...he won't...
[PAGE]: HE IS!!! NAPALM IS BREAKING THE HOLD...ELBOW TO WRIGHT...ANOTHER ELBOW, AND HE IS RISING TO HIS FEET!!!
[MCCOY]: How in the hell is he even standing???
[PAGE]: I have absolutely no idea! NO IDEA!!!
[MCCOY]: He's got Wright on his back still...what the hell's he gonna do???
[PAGE]: OH MY GOD!!! Napalm just backed right up and drove "The Thrill" right into the corner with tremendous velocity!!! And again!!! Wright's standing prone in the corner, and Napalm goes to the other side of the ring...STINGER SPLASH!!! A HUGE STINGER SPLASH TO WRIGHT!!! Napalm going for the cover...NOOOOOOO...A LOW BLOW BY WRIGHT!!! LOW BLOW BY WRIGHT!!! A desperation kick to the groin by Chris Wright!!!
[MCCOY]: The referee didn't see it, Eddie!!!
[PAGE]: Wright back up on his feet...DDT!!! Cover!!!
[MCCOY]: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
1...
2...
Kickout at 2
[PAGE]: Unbelievable!!! Wright's going to the outside...what's he gonna do here?
[MCCOY]: SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM WRIGHT!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! COVER HIM, WRIGHT!!!
1...
2 1/2...
2 3/4...
2 7/8...
[PAGE]: HE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!! NAPALM JUST BARELY GOT THE SHOULDER UP AT THE ABSOLUTE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!!!
[MCCOY]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
["The Thrill", irate at what he felt was a "slow" count, yelled at referee Barry Alexander and did the old "1, 2, 3" count with his hand, which Barry shrugged off, ordering the match to continue]
[PAGE]: My God, what a match this is turning into! "The Thrill" picking up the Authority member and connecting with a fisherman suplex to the big man! Wright back up on his feet, bringing Napalm right back up to his feet...no way, he can't be serious!
[MCCOY]: Wright going for a piledriver...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
[PAGE]: Reversal by Napalm!!! Back body drop by Napalm!!! Wright crashed right into the mat with a huge impact!!! A HUGE IMPACT!!! Napalm into the ropes...leg drop...
[MCCOY]: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Wright rolled out of the way!!! I told you, he's the thinking man's wrestler!!!
[PAGE]: Well Russ, for once you might be right here. Both these competitors have thrown just about everything they can at each other, but Wright's been able to keep his head in this one...now what's he doing? He's going up top! Chris Wright is going up to the top rope, and Napalm's back up on his feet!!! My God!!!
[MCCOY]: Wright going for a hurricanra...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[PAGE]: TOTAL DESTRUCTION!!! HE CAUGHT WRIGHT MID-AIR AND CONNECTED WITH THE TOTAL DESTRUCTION!!! THAT'S GOTTA BE IT!!!
[Barry Alexander began to count]
1...
2...
AND...
[MCCOY]: COME ON, WRIGHT!!!
[PAGE]: THREE!!! HE GOT IT!!! NAPALM WINS!!! NAPALM WINS!!! What an unbelievable match!!!
[MCCOY]: DAMMIT!!!
DING DING DING!!!
[Napalm rises to his feet, and as referee Barry Alexander rose his tired arm in victory, Chris "The Thrill" Wright rolls to the outside]
[DIAMOND LOU]: Here is your winner, NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPALM!!!
[PAGE]: What an unbelievable match! If that's a preview of what we've got to look forward to at End of Days, I can hardly wa...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[Before Eddie "Two Times" Page can finish this thought, Wright has already rolled back into the ring with a steel chair and...]
THWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
[MCCOY]: CHAIR SHOT!!! A CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF NAPALM!!!
[PAGE]: What a cheap shot from Wright after the match!
[Napalm is cut down to his knees from the chairshot, and Wright connects with another chairshot to the back, knocking him right down, hitting the already damaged knee with the chair. Without warning The Scythe Meister rushes down to the ring swinging what appears to be a long staff in his right hand. He rolls into the ring and the two proceed to let Napalm have with the chair and staff. TSM brings the staff down across the head of Napalm and the piece of wood shatters in half. Napalm falls face first and remans unmoving as Wright and TSM celebrate in the middle of the ring]
[PAGE]: OH MY GOD! NAPALM IS BADLY HURT ! That's enough!
[MCCOY]: Smark strategy by The Odd Couple. . What better way to ensure a win by taking out Napalm before End of Days...
[Suddenly...]
[PAGE]: IT'S CONSTANTINE!!! ALEX CONSTANTINE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE RING...
[MCCOY]: ...AND THERE GOES THE ODD COUPLE!!!
[Chris Wright slides out of the ring and jumps the guardrai followed seconds later by TSM. Constantine, in the ring, points at Wright...the two briefly exchange some heated words, and as the two make makes their through the crowd, shaking off any and all fans who try to get their hands on "The Odd Couple", Constantine checks on his partner, who screams in pain]
[PAGE]: They took the coward's way out, instead of facing Constantine head on here...
TWO
THREE
FO...