VOICE OVER: The time has arrived.....
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VOICE OVER: LIGHT IT UP!!!!!!!!!
[WildFire! goes on the air to the opening riffs of Anthrax's Gung Ho.]
[A shot of Alex Constantine leading The Authority down to the ring flashes across the screen. A flash of flame replaces the five men and the screen is filled with a shot of Robert Marshall berating Adam-X]
[Flashes of "Awesome" Andy O"Brien standing in front of the CSWA backdrop. More flames. A shot of Ripper Longshanks grinning wickedly into the camera. Nighthawk and Loki staring face to face, each man unwilling to give the other the satisfaction of backing down.]
[Flames. A shot of The Odd Couple, Chris Wright and TSM standing in the ring their arms raised in victory]
[A shot of newcomer The Beast standing in front of the CSWA backdrop. Another flash. Robert Lancaster and Seamus Finnegan squaring off against the BWWa's Sinful Experience]
[A clip of a bloodied Cledus Yokel as Ripper Longshanks executes the Deep End on him. Another flash of flame. A shot of Jack Cross leaping across the security barrier, kendo stick in hand. A third flash of flames reveals Mr. Dude and Jonathon Laslow laying into Nighthawk as Annie Cole pleads for them to stop.]
[Quick images of Jonathon Laslow, Jeff Kushner, Python and Jeremiah Blackwell fade away to a still shot of Nighthawk and Mace standing face to face]
[More flames followed by images of Blackwell, Ripper Napalm and Lancaster]
[Flames scream across the screen and disappear to show Jeff Kushner sending Python through the CSWA tablel during the around the world tables match. A shot of Lennox Mullroix and Adam-X staring at eachother. Another flash of flames. A image of Loki winning the TV Title.]
[A final shot of the Whiskey Devils standing in the middle of the ring the CAL Tag Titles strapped around their waist.]
[The words WildFire! pop up on the screen and are quickly engulfed in flames]
[Pyro starts going off througout the Kemper Arena as flames shoot out of the top of the ramp and the video screen lights up showing the CSWA logo followed by WildFire!. The fans jump their feet as an instrumental version of Gung Ho starts blasting through the sound system.]
[Camera zooms in then pans across the arena where fans are waving makeshift signs that vary from "Guiness Makes Genuises to "Lennox Mullroix Stole My Wardrobe" to "I Walked The Deep End And Loved Every Minute Of It". The camera then moves to inside the ring where ring announcer "Diamond" Lou Walsh stands with a mic in his hand. With a big grin he brings the mic up to his mouth]
[DIAMOND LOU]: St. Louis Missouri, Welcome to WILDFIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
[The noise level raises to a defeaning tone as Walsh finishes his announcement. The camera zooms away from Walsh and focuses in on the announcing team for the CSWA, Eddie "Two Times" Page and Russell McCoy. Page wears a black CSWA polo shirt while McCoy wears a black button down shirt with a small WildFire! logo printed above his heart.Behind the announcing team CSWA fans jostle to get their faces on the tv. Both men smile into the camera and Page starts speaking]
[PAGE]: Welcome to WildFire! I'm Eddie Page and with me to my right is none other than.......
[McCOY]: The best damn announcer in the business........
{PAGE]: [Page doesn't miss a beat] Russell McCoy. And tonight folks we have one hell of a show for you. I don't even know where to begin.
[MCCOY]: How about you start at the part where Alex Constantine gets his cheating ass handed to him by none other than my good friend Ripper Longshanks.
[PAGE]: [Page looks sideways at McCoy but doesn't reply to the comment] That's right folks tonight in our main event the Great Plains Champion and leader of the Authority Alex Constantine puts his belt on the line against none other than Ripper Longshanks
[Screen fades away to still shots of both the Loose Cannon and The Devil's Own. Constantine has the GP Title hung over his shoulder and seems to be looking past the camera while Ripper has his patented shark grin plastered on his face]
[MCCOY]: I am so anxious to see Ripper give Constantine the beating he has had coming. It will go a long way to settle the other miscreants in the Authority
{PAGE]:The most intriguing match of the night has to be The Fury with Lennox Mullroix [Camera fades away to show Adam-X and Nighthawk standing in front of a CSWA backdrop with Lennox Mullroix super imposed behind the tag team] against The Axis. [Once again the camera fades away to show the faces Loki, Mr. Dude and Jonathan Laslow. The screen quickly splits and all six men are now featured. Each man looks like they are ready for war except Mullroix who has a sarcastic grin on his face.]
[PAGE]: This has the potential to be the match of the night.
[MCCOY]: You know I really like The Legacy's style but his stock has dropped since he decided to team up with the biggest cheater in the CSWA and the not so intense Nighthawk.
[PAGE]: Round two of the Jeff Kushner Python series takes place in a match that has yet to be named.
[A shot of the high flying Python standing next to Jeff Kushner takes the place of McCoy and Page. Both men have their arms crossed and bruises from last week's match can be seen on their upper arms and chests.]
[MCCOY]: You know I am all for people kicking the crap out of each other but I have a feeling one of these two men are going to be carried out of the ring tonight.
[PAGE]: Are you showing concern there Russ.
[MCCOY]:Hardly. I'm just afraid that whoever takes the place of Kushner or Python will be more moronic than them.
[Page rolls his eyes at McCoy's statement but a small smile gives away the fact that the CSWA announcer found his comment funny]
[PAGE]: In other action Napalm and Chris Wright will face eachother [screen opens up to a split screen and shows Big Nasty and Chris Wright facing each other even though the pictures were taken at different times] in a preview of the CSWA Tag Team Tournament finals, while Wright's partner The Scythe Meister [shot of Napalm and Wright disappear to show TSM] faces hot newcomer The Beast.
[As the screen cuts away to a shot of The Beast McCoy starts speaking]
[MCCOY]: What the hell is wrong with wrestlers today. The Beast, The Scythe Meister. Whatever happened to real nicknames like the Loose Cannon and The Enforcer. Everything has gone to hell in a hand basket I tell ya.
[PAGE]: Settle Russell, settle. Our very first match of the night will be former TV Champion "Awesome" Andy O'Brien against Jason Orion [screen becomes filled with a shot of Andy O'brien with Mr. Brown behind him then fades away to Jason Orion] in which both men's contracts are on the line. [shaking his head] Why in the hell do we have to announce that It just doesn't make sense to me that we have to tell the world that one of these men are going to have to be fired.
[MCCOY]: I don't have a clue Eddie, but if Marshall wants to tell the world you sleep with a teddy bear then he can. I'm not arguing with him.
[PAGE]:And speaking of Robert Marshall I have just been informed that he is on his way to the ring to inform us about the lineup for the End of Days pay per view.
{MCCOY]:I can't wa.............
[Before McCoy can finish his statement "No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Alice Cooper starts to play and the figure of Robert Marshall steps out onto the ramp. A chorus of boos greet the CSWA owner and president but he ignores them and quickly makes his way down to the ring. At the steps Diamond Lou meets him and offers him a mic. Marshall willingly takes it and the two men exchange a few pleasant words before Marshall climbs into the ring. No More Mr.Nice Guy fades away and Marshall begins to speak]
[MARSHALL]: First off let me thank everyone here for showing up and once again making WildFire! the best damn show on Friday night
[The crowd jumps to it's feet and starts cheering. Soon a CSWA chant is bouncing of the walls of the Kemper Arena. Marshall grins and brings the mic back up to his mouth.]
[MARSHALL]: Now let's get down to business and what all you great fans can expect at End of Days being held right here in St. Louis at the Savvis Center. [another large cheer] And you can damn well guarantee that you won't be disappointed.
[PAGE]:I will agree to that Russell. Marshall may be a bit of a hard nose but he sure can set a lineup. End of Days is sure to be a barn burner.
[MCCOY]: Shhhhhh. I want to hear what Robert has to say.
[MARSHALL]: Now not every match is signed but we are working on it but I can let all of you know what you will definitely be seeing. [Marshall pauses for a moment]. The CAL Champion, our very own Mace.....
[CROWD]: MACE!! MACE!! MACE!!
[MARSHALL]: will be at EoD to defend his CAL Heavyweight title against a yet to be named opponent........
[PAGE]:My money would be on Ripper Longshanks, Jack Cross or Adam-X.
[MCCOY]: I agree those three have to be the front runners, but I wouldn't be suprised to see Loki or Nighthawk either.
[MARSHALL]:That opponent will be announced tomorrow on CSWA.com. [another pause] The CSWA Tag Team Tournament finals will also take place when The Authority {Marshall spits the word out] will go up against Chris Wright and his opponent to decide the very first CSWA Tag Team Champions.
[PAGE]: The Odd Couple could very well be the first ever tag champs in the CSWA. They have been on a roll despite being so different in style and well looks.
[MCCOY[:A little bird told me that TSM doesn't actually look like that. It's simply a mask. But I could be wrong.
[MARSHALL]:Now we all know the CSWA Heavweight Title has been vacant for way too long. That being said. {Marshall grumbles to himself] it has been decided that "The Devil's Own' Alex Constantine will be one of the two men to square off in the ring to see who becomes the first CSWA Champion.
[The crowd goes beserk screaming and yelling at the announcement that Constantine could very well be the first ever CSWA Champion.]
[PAGE]: Quick check for pods. I think Marshall has been kidnapped by aliens. He is actually giving the devil is due by allowing this to happen.
[MCCOY]: Son of a .............[McCoy goes off on a tirade that can't be heard by the fans watching on tv.]
[MARSHALL]:Now I have not lost my mind. Constantine deserves the shot and even though I am at odds with The Authority at the moment I will not deny Constantine the opportunity to shine...........BUT......
[PAGE]:There is always a but.
[MARSHALL]: his opponent has yet to be decided. But don't expect another member of The Authority to be involved. I refuse to bend that far. So I guess Constantine you are going to have wait and see who gets to kick your ass at End of Days.
[The crowd disagrees with Marshall's statement and starts to loudly boo him. Marshall just shakes his head and waits for the crowd to settle down before continuing]
[MARSHALL]: You can also expect the third installment of the Kushner/Python series to wrap up at End of Days. I won't let you in on what kind of match it is except that alot of Windex is going to be used.
[MCCOY]: What kind of hint is that.
[PAGE]: Hmmmmm...I may have a thought on that but I will keep it to myself in case I am completely wrong.
[MARSHALL]: For the rest of the lineup be sure to check CSWA.com to see what the rest of the CSWA will be up to. That's it for now, so sit back and enjoy the hottest show this side of HELLLLLL!!!
[Marshall tosses the mic to Diamond Lou and quickly leaves the ring. As he walks up the ramp No More Mr. Nice Guy starts to play again. At the top of the ramp Marshall turns around and waves at the crowd who send him off with a mixture of boos and cheers.]
[MCCOY]: What a start to a great lineup for End of Days. I'm gonna be hitting refresh on my lap top on CSWA.com until I see whose going to be on it.
[PAGE]: It will be outstanding no doubt in my mind. And on that note folks we will be right back after a few words from our sponsers...
[Fade to a commercial for End of Days Live Sunday May 4th from the Savvis Center in St. Louis Missouri]
