VOICE OVER: The time has arrived.....
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VOICE OVER: LIGHT IT UP!!!!!!!!!
[WildFire! goes on the air to the opening riffs of Anthrax's Gung Ho.]
[A shot of Jeff Kushenr taking to the air against his match with Jeremiah Blackwell flashes across the screen followed by a burst of flame. When the flames die away a clip of Alex Constantine standing on the rampway pointing at an unseen opponent at ringside. Napalm and Mace stand behind him arms crossed scowls plastered across their faces]
[Flashes of "Awesome" Andy O"Brien standing in front of the CSWA backdrop. More flames. A shot of Ripper Longshanks grinning wickedly into the camera. Nighthawk and Mace rushing at each other at Reindeer Games]
[Flames. A shot of the hideous Scythe Meister walking through a smoke filled room.]
[A shot of Robert Lancaster holding up his arms in victory. A flash of flames. Napalm and Blackwell lying on the mat knocked senseless during one of the Long Walk Through Hell matches]
[A clip of a bloodied Five as he throws Lancaster over the top rope. Flames engulf the screen. Various shots of the former Southern Comfort battling The Authority during The Long Walk Through Hell that fades to Python leaping over the top rope onto Cledus Yokel. A final shot of Napalm and Garrett Davidson falling through the cage bodies wrapped in barb wire.]
[Quick images of Jonathon Laslow, Jonny Five, Python and Jeremiah Blackwell fade away to a still shot of Nighthawk and Mace standing face to face]
[More flames followed by images of Blackwell, Ripper Napalm and Lancaster]
[The crowd roaring as Adam-X steps out onto the ramp followed by Jack Cross laying into Adam-X with a kendo stick during last weeks WildFire! A final shot of the crowd jumping to their feet in shock as Five is announced as the new Great Plains Champion.]
[The words WildFire! pop up on the screen and are quickly engulfed in flames]
[Pyro starts going off througout the Metro Ice Sports Arena as flames shoot out of the top of the ramp and the video screen lights up showing the CSWA logo followed by WildFire!. The fans jump their feet as an instrumental version of Gung Ho starts blasting through the sound system.]
[Camera zooms in then pans across the arena where fans are waving makeshift signs that vary from "Mace can Bust my Bronx Anytime" to "Darkness..It's Just Not For Breakfast Anymore" to "Stephanie Saw My Royal Cane". The camera then moves to inside the ring where ring announcer "Diamond" Lou Walsh stands with a mic in his hand. With a big grin he brings the mic up to his mouth]
[DIAMOND LOU]: Bismark, North Dakotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Welcome to WILDFIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
[The noise level raises to a defeaning tone as Walsh finishes his announcement. The camera zooms away from Walsh and focuses in on the announcing team for the CSWA, Eddie "Two Times" Page and Russell McCoy. Page wears a black CSWA polo shirt while McCoy wears a black button down shirt with a small WildFire! logo printed above his heart. Both men smile into the camera and Page starts speaking]
[PAGE]: Welcome to WildFire! I'm Eddie Page and with me to my right is none other than.......
[McCOY]: The best damn announcer in the business........
[Page doesn't miss a beat]
[PAGE]: .......Russell McCoy. Tonight should be one hell of a night as we have more action than you can shake a stick at that includes both the TV and the Great Plains Titles on the line. [McCOY]: Jonny Five gets to prove that his loss last week to Big D was a fluke as he gets to put the boots to Alex Constantine.
[PAGE]: [shaking his head] That's right Russell. Our main event tonight will see "The Devils Own" Alex Constantine go up against the Great Plains Champion in Jonny Five who looks to make his first title defence a successfull one.
[PAGE]: And speaking of the Crusade I would like to extend a big good luck to Robert Lancaster and Cledus Yokel who will be representing the CSWA at the next up coming CAL wide PPV. Godspeed you two and here's to making CSWA proud.
[McCOY]: I wouldn't break into song yet Eddie. Both Lancaster and Yokel have to survive tonight and in my opinion it doesn't look good for either man
[PAGE]: [turning to face another camera]To elaborate further Robert Lancaster and a partner yet to be determined square off against the unlikely team of Scythe Meister and Chris Wright while Yokel teams up with his partner Vinny D against the ever charismatic Adam-X in a handicap match. [McCOY]: I take it Eddie that you have renewed your subscription to the I Love Adam-X fan club.
PAGE: I am going to choose to ignore that comment Russell and move on to tell our fans that Jeff Kushner will be putting his TV belt on the line against the hot up and comer "Awesome" Andy O'Brien in what could possibly be the match of the night. [McCOY]: You know what bothers me Eddie is guys like Jeff Kushner getting things handed to him and not showing any appreciation for it. He gets a shot at the Crusade and blows it he becomes the TV champ and we never see him. I really really hope O'Brien takes his Canuck ass apart. [Page raises his eyes at the camera]
PAGE: I am sensing some hostility there Russell. Kushner has been a fine champ and has represented the CSWA quite well in my opinion. But before we get side tracked too badly I'd like to tell everyone that Nighthawk will be wrestling his first match since the unfortunate incident that nearly cost his wife her life and ended the life of another.
[MCCOY]: That quite the politically correct way to say that Eddie. Better than I could of. And for that I say.........WIMP!!
[PAGE]: Ummmmmmm...Okay then Russell. And on that note folks we will be righth back with our first match of the night...........