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PAGE: And here we go for the first match in the Great Plains Championship tournament. This match promises to be an interesting one as we have two wrestlers of decidingly different styles stepping into the ring.
MCCOY: Yeah, we have a giant idiot facing a stuck up nobleman. Wake me up when this is over.
PAGE: Once again, you are amazingly dense McCoy. We have a powerhouse in the ring and with the Authority in Napalm facing the technical ability of the English nobleman, Lancaster. The winner of this match gets to keep going after the chance to be the first CSWA Great Plains Champion.
MCCOY: God, you take forever. Let a pro show you how it is done. This match is of great importance as the winner has a chance to be the hold that Great Plains Championship for the first time in the CSWA. Napalm, while not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is definintly a monster in the ring with strength and plain meaness to back it up. At least he used to be before becoming a puppet to the Authority and the fans. Lancaster, while being a stuck up, better then anyone, English man, he is also a very experienced technical wrestler. Both men walked out of the MSWA holding titles and on top of the world but here, they start over as the quest for dominance begins again.
And that is why I am the BEST there is.
PAGE: Well put! Let's head to the ring where "Diamond" Lou Walsh is getting ready.
["THE POWER" by Manowar hits as clips from Napalm in recent weeks, plus footage from the NAWA, WWA & MSWA of his highlights (Towel Match w/Stratford, Multiple Regulator Wars, winning the NAWA Hwght Title, Powerbombing Davidson thru the top of the barbed wire steel cage), The Authority symbol flashing in the background.
WALSH: Ladies and Gentleman, this match is for the tournament for the CSWA Great Plains Title. First to the ring, standing at 6' 8" and weighing in at 322 pounds, Member of the Authority, NAPALM!!!!!
[Walking out onto the stage in his black Authority T-shirt, He has on black wrestling pants with the words Power & Pain in red along the side and black wrestling boots. Napalm holds his arms straight out his side showing off his huge arms. Naplam looks around at the fans that cheer him loudly.Napalm plays the crowd as he walks down the ramp way. He will slap the hands of the fans as he goes to the ring. He walks around the ring as the fans keep cheering loudly. His long black hair hanging past his shoulders.
[Naplam steps onto the ring apron and steps over the bottom rope. He goes from turnbuckle to turnbuckle, looking at the fans with a dark smile on his face. The fans cheer and scream for the Authority member. Napalm steps down from the last turnbuckle and positions himself into the corner. His smile disappears and all that is left is a darkness in his eyes as he stares at the opening.
PAGE: And that is a look of pure violence coming from Napalm. I would not want to be across the ring from him.
MCCOY: And yet he lets them call him the Big Scary. Napalm used to be a big ass bad guy till he let himself get castrated by the fans. Ignore the look because it all for show now.
PAGE: And yet you call yourself an announcer. Lets get back to the ring where Napalm's opponent, The Duke of Wessex himself, is being announced.
MCCOY: HEY!
[The lights dim somewhat, as Beethoven�s Ninth Symphony begins. As the music hits its peak, a small burst of gold fireworks goes off in the air near the entrance, followed by the lights switching back on. The choir booms in German:
WALSH: Coming to the ring, escorted by the lovely Stephanie Lancster, standing at 6'3" and weighing in at 245 pounds, The Duke of Wessex, ROBERT LANCASTER!!!
[As the chorus sings, the Duke comes out wearing his black Ray Bans, but takes them off and turns around slowly surveying the fans, who cheer him. On the video screen, clips of various moments of the Duke�s storied career play: the moment where he captured the "Ten Stipulations Title" in the
CWF, followed by the victory of the NAWA American Championship, and most
recently, the MSWA Smokey Mountain Heritage title. Various scenes of the Duke walking out with his then fiancee Stephanie Dynasty in various revealing yet eloquent outsfits, arm in arm, flash past the screen in sequence.
Lancaster walks up the stairs and looks at the crowd, holding his arms outward looking for acknowledgment. He steps in the ring and removes his Chain of Nobility, and hands that and his shades to his wife, Stephanie Erin Lancaster, who stands outside the ring, awaiting the start of the match.
[Napalm not waiting on Barry Alexander to signal the beginning of the match, charges across the ring as Lancaster hands his things to his wife.
PAGE: SPLASH BY NAPALM! Splash by Napalm. He is not wasting any time tonight to get things going. Barry Alexander is motioning for the bell to officially start this match.
MCCOY: Stop that stuttering act and watch the match because Lancaster won't be finished with one move.
[Napalm stinger spalshes Lancaster hard into the corner. Napalm jumps back as Lancasters chest hits the turnbuckles. The pure force of the hit causes Lancaster to stumble back. Napalm lays a hard clothesline to the back of Lancaster's head. Lancaster hits the mat hard as Napalm wastes no time stepping over Lancaster and grabbing him by the hair. Napalm pulls Lancaster up to his feet. Lancaster quickly hits Napalm with an eye gouge. Napalm takes a step backwards as Lancaster presses the attack with an European Uppercut.
PAGE: Lancaster comes back with an eye gouge to get back into this match.
MCCOY: And he is pressing the advantage on Napalm. That is what this business is all about.
[Lancaster lands another European Uppercut on Napalm causing the big man to take another step back. Another European Uppercut lands home but Napalm looks right at Lancaster, not budging an inch. Lancaster looks for just a second as he gives a stomp to Napalm's knee, following it up with a traditional snapmare. As Napalm lands, Lancaster hooks an arm bar on Napalm on the mat.
MCCOY: As much as I loathe to say it, Lancaster is really playing this one smart. Trying to keep Napalm down to the mat and wear him down. Don't let the big man take any kind of advantage with his strength or size.
PAGE: That armbar is locked tightly into place as you can see Napalm grimacing in pain.
[Lancaster continues to work the arm as Napalm starts to roll and get some leverage. Napalm makes it back to one knee. Napalm reverses it into an arm bar of his own. He holds Lancasters arm and a severe angle. Lancaster goes to one knee as Napalm puts his strength into the hold.
PAGE: This match is back and forth as both men are refusing to give one inch out there.
MCCOY: Really? You figured that out, did you?
[Lancaster gets back to his feet and starts to reverse the armbar again with one of his own. As Lancaster turns, Napalm nails him with a hard right hand. Napalm grabs Lancaster and Irish whips him into the ropes. Lancaster bounces back into Napalms arms and a sidewalk slam follows hard to the mat. Napalm goes for the cover.
PAGE: Napalm goes for the pin. Napalm goes for the pin.
ALEXANDER: ONE!!!!
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TWO...Kickout.
MCCOY: Going to take a lot more then that to keep the Duke down as he kicks out during two.
[Napalm pulls Lancaster back up from the mat. The fans are cheering for the big man as he continues his assualt. He lands a hard forearm shot to the back of Lancasters Neck. Lancaster goes back to one knee but gets up to go into a collar and elbow tie up. Lancaster irish whips Naplam into the ropes. Napalm hits the ropes and runs towards Lancaster.
PAGE: A FLYING ELBOW STRIKE from Lancaster and My GOD, Napalm just looks at him.
MCCOY: Roids may be all the rage. In this case, it is Roid Rage running through Napalm right now. That move should have leveled him but he just took a step back.
[Napalm grabs Lancaster up in Bear hug. Lancaster is in visable pain as the large arms of Napalm are locked tightly around Lancaster's waist. Napalm begins to shake Lancaster to wear him out quicker and make it more painful. Lancaster is fighting with the pain as he tries to get back into it. Alexander asks Lancaster if he wants to quit, but he just shakes his head no through the pain.
Lancaster reaches back within himself to hit Napalm with right hand. Napalm just looks at him as he tightens the bear hug. Lancaster winces in pain and hits another right hand and another. Napalm loosens the hold for a second only to let Lancaster touch the mat fully with his feet. The sensation is only for a second as Napalm lifts Lancaster high in the air, nailing him hard to the mat with a belly to belly suplex. Napalm gets up and catches his breath. The bear hug taking as much out of him through the shear force of the hold as it did Lancaster.
Lancaster rolls over as he tries to get up before Napalm can attempt a pin. Napalm grabs Lancaster by the hair and pulls him along the mat.
PAGE: Napalm seems fully in control after that devastating bear hug of his.
[Napalm pulls Lancaster into the center of the ring and to his feet. Napalm scoops Lancaster up onto his shoulder and takes a few steps to build up steam before planting him hard with a powerslam. Napalm goes for the cover again.
ALEXANDER: ONE!!!
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TWO!!!
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KICKOUT!!!
MCCOY: Lancaster is not giving up in this one as Napalm just can't put him away. If all the English were like this, they wouldn't have needed our help in World War Two.
PAGE: That was uncalled for.
MCCOY: Hey, the truth hurts. It is not like they were as bad as the French.
[Napalm pulls Lancaster back up to his feet and throws him into the ropes. Lancaster bounces back to duck the initial clothesline of Napalm. Lancaster ricochets off the ropes back to Napalm. Napalm sets up for a back body drop but he telegraphs it. Lancaster lands a neck breaker on Napalm as both men hit the canvas hard. Lancaster is trying to catch his breath as Napalm is shaking off the effects of the neck breaker.
MCCOY: Nice to see that Big Stupid can be brought down to the mat once and awhile.
PAGE: Lancaster has bought him some time with with neckbreaker. Now, he needs to get things together to try and take an advantage in this match.
[Lancaster sits up about the same time that Napalm does. Lancaster gets to his feet to hit Napalm with a hard roundhouse kick to the head. Napalms head goes down to the mat as Lancaster gets back up. He pulls on Napalms long black hair pulling him up into his legs. He grabs Napalm up holding him in the air for a second before landing with a stalling piledriver. Lancaster is slow to get up as Napalm lays there. Lancaster rolls over and hooks Napalm's leg for the cover.
PAGE: Lancaster is going for the win after a hard Stalling piledriver.
ALEXANDER: ONE!!!
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TWO!!!!
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KICKOUT!!!
[Napalm pushes Lancaster upwards off the mat breaking the count. Lancaster gets up as Napalm sits straight up.
MCCOY: Napalm kicks out with Authority! No pun intended either.
[Lancaster looks a little shocked but is planning his next move. Napalm stands up as Lancaster is behind him. Lancaster grabs him around the waist and hits a belly to back suplex before the big man can react. Napalm hits the mat hard as Lancaster releases him in the air. Lancaster is back up and over on Napalm, kicking him in the back and the head. Lancaster picks up Napalm and throws him into the ropes. Napalm flies back as Lancaster hits a drop toe hold. Napalm hits the mat hard. Lancaster is there as he drops and elbow on the back of the neck of Napalm. He stays there and throws on a crossface hold. He has Napalm's arms locked into a scissor lock as his arms are locked around Napalm's face.
PAGE: Lancaster has that Crossface hold locked in tight. Alexander is asking Napalm if he wants to submit.
MCCOY: I wish he would so we could get this over with. I am ready to see Hawk decimate Mace tonight.
[Napalm screams no as Alexander asks him again if he wants to quit as Lancaster pulls on the hold. Napalm moves towards the rope but it is too far away. Napalm pushes up on his right hand bringing his upper body off the mat a little bit. He brings a knee up as Lancaster tries to hold onto the move.
PAGE: I don't believe what I am seeing.
[Napalm has his right arm extended fully and his right knee onto the mat. He pulls his other leg up and starts to stand. Lancaster can't believe it as Napalm stands up, holding onto Lancaster in the process.
PAGE: MY GOD, Napalm just stood up with Lancaster still holding the crossface on him. I don't believe it.
MCCOY: I told you! I told you, it has to be the Roids.
[Napalm holds Lancaster before bringing him up over his head in a gorilla press. Napalm presses him up in the air before dropping him down to the mat. Napalm falls to one knee as Lancasters stomach falls hard on Napalm's other knee with a press slam gut buster.
PAGE: What a move that was! Lancaster is on the mat. Napalm is also on the mat revcovering from the display of strength and the submission hold from Lancaster. Napalm is still looking bad though. The Long Walk through Hell match with SoCo back in the now defunct MSWA was only a week ago.
MCCOY: Don't make excuses for him. I don't care if he did fall through barbed wire putting Davidson out of the business. Right now, he seems to be making a comeback in this match.
[Napalm sits straight up and stands up to where Lancaster is on his knees by now. Napalm picks Lancaster up in a scoop before dropping him to the side and planting him with a body slam side Piledriver. Napalm goes for the cover and hooks the leg.
ALEXANDER: ONE!!!
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TWO!!!!
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[Barry Alexander stops the count as Lancaster throws a foot on the rope. He taps Napalm on the shoulder pointing out the foot. Napalm's eyes narrow as he pulls Lancaster to his feet. Napalm lunges Lancaster into the corner where he hits with much force. Napalm runs behind Lancaster to deliver another Stinger Splash. Lancaster ducks down to the mat causing Napalm to hit the turbuckle hard.
PAGE: Lancaster barely got out of that one in time.
MCCOY: Once again, your observence just capitivates me.
[Lancaster jumps up and grabs Napalm, hitting the Nobility of the Sword. Lancaster covers as Alexander covers for the pin.
ALEXANDER: ONE!!!
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TWO!!!.
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THREE!!!!
WALSH: Winner of this match, ROBERT LANCASTER!!!!
[Alexander holds up Lancasters arm for victory as Napalm can't believe what happened. Napalm looks at Lancasters back and stares for second, anger flashing across his face. He slowly turns and exits the ring going towards the back stage area.
PAGE: Lancaster picks up the win but it is by barely.
MCCOY: He just out thought Napalm in there tonight on that final move. Not that it is a hard feet mind you but Lancaster continues on the Great Plains Tournament.
PAGE: We will be right back after these messages from our sponsers.
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