[Lancaster and Seamus continue to the ring as the two men slide inside. They climb the ropes and stand with raised arms, receiving more applause and hype from the fans. A look of confidence and determination is clearly etched on their faces. These were two men not to be trifled with.]

[The lights in the arena go dim and a subdues silence befalls the crowd. A voice is heard over the loudspeaker...

SeX - It never felt so gooooooooood!

[DIAMOND LOU]: And now entering the ring, coming in at a combined weight of 451 lbs they are the Coalition of Affiliated Leagues Tag Team Champions..........James "Slim" Vincent and Phil McKraken........ They are SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxx..........................

["Have You Been Experienced" by Jimi Hendrix blares over the PA system and out from the back come Phil McKracken, James "Slim" Vincent, and Boxcar Willie. Phil is wearing a pair of black cut-off jean shorts and a blue tank top. Willie is wearing his Captain Morgan outfit. Slim is wearing light grey open bottom athletic pants with navy trim and a solid navy stripe down the sides. His boots are basic and the same color of light grey. Willie is carrying Phil's BWWa Sin City Deathmatch title over his shoulder while Phil and Slim wear their CAL Tag Team straps around their waists.]

[PAGE]: This team came out of nowhere to capture the CAL Tag Title at Crusade, but let me tell you this they are not to be under rated. McKraken and Vincent have been around the block a few times.

[MCCOY]:Thist match has the makings of a barn burner Eddie, and if I was a betting man I would give the slight adavantage to SeX simply because it's their first title defence and they will not want to let their BWWa faithful down.

[The makes their way to the ring slowly to the boos of the crowd, but they pay no attention to them. Willie slaps hands with a few fans. All three men arrive at the ring, and Slim and Phil enter. They remove their belts and hand them to the referee. They go back into their corner and begin to talk about strategy, pointing back and forth at the Whiskey Devils and themselves.]

[PAGE]: Looks like it will be McKracken and Lancaster to start this match out.

[As McKraken and Lancaster caustiously circle each other the CSWA faithful slowly start a Whiskey Devils chant. Finnegan looks towards the crowd and raises his arms in the air. The chant gets louder and louder until it end with a thunderous...]

[CROWD]:POUGE MAHONE!!

[With that Lancaster and McKracken collide in the middle of the ring and Sex's first title defence is under way. The two men start off in the classic collar elbow lock up which McKraken easily turns into a headlock. Lancaster though pushes off and away from the headlock forcing McKracken to take to the ropes. As McKracken bounces off Lancaster attempts a hip toss but McKracken easily blocks it and send Lancaster over onto the mat with a hip toss of his own.]

[PAGE]: Quick start to this match.

[MCCOY]:Well I'm sure those wonderful Brits will do something to slow it down.

[As Lancaster hops to his feet McKracken is there waiting for him and rakes the former Great Plains Champion's eyes. Lancaster instinctively brings his hands up to protect his face which gives the BWWaite the opportunity to connect with a knee to the stomach. Before Lancaster can react to that, McKracken Irish Whips Lancaster into the far ropes leans back and waits for Vincent to slap him on the back. As head ref Stevens motions that a tag has been made Lancaster comes off the far ropes and leaps over a attempted back drop by McKracken only to be met by Vincent who connects with a wicked Spinbuster.]

[PAGE]:MASTERFUL SPINEBUSTER BY VINCENT!!

[MCCOY]: That was pure tag team work at it's best. A blind tag by Sex to set up that great move.

[Vincent hauls Lancaster up and drops him back down to the mat with a brigding back suplex. Stevens quickly drops to the mat and starts the pin count]

One..........

[PAGE]: And here's the first pin attempt of the match....

Two......................

[At two and two thirds Finnegan rushes into the ring and drops a double axe handle onto the back of Vincent effectively breaking the pin attempt. Referee Stevens immediately gets to his feet and starts pushing Finnegan back towards the Whiskey Devil's corner. McKracken uses the distraction to slide into the ring where SeX hauls Lancaster to his feet lift him into the air and execute a text book Double GutBuster Drop. McKracken then slides back under the ropes before Stevens can catch him in the ring.]

[PAGE]: I really don't think that's allowed but SeX took full advantage of Steven's distraction with Finnegan to lower the boom on Lancaster

[MCCOY]: You really amaze me Eddie. What do u expect SeX to do Wave at the ref and say look at us we're bending the rules.

[PAGE]: No, of cours not but they could at........

[MCCOY]:OH SHUT UP AND CALL THE DAM MATCH!!

[Inside the ring Vincent forces Lancaster to his feet and pushes him into a neutral corner. Vincent then takes a couple steps back and lunges forward in an attempted super kick. Lancaster though sees the move coming and easily ducks under it. A moment later Vincent is staring at the ceiling via a modified leg takedown. Lancaster follows through with a leg snap that sends shivers of pain down Vincent's leg. Lancaster keeps rolling and quickly tags in Finnegan. The Mad Irishman leaps over the top rope and quickly pounces on Vincent who is gingerly back on his feet.]

[PAGE]: Great reversal by Lancaster, he saw that super kick coming and did the only thing he could do.

[MCCOY]:What was even better was that Lancaster wasted no time in getting his fresh partner in the ring. A less veteran competitor would of tried to stay in the ring and keep fighting. Smart move by the Englishman.

[Finnegan comes in hard and nails Vincent with a shoulderblock. Bouncing off the ropes Finnegan catches Vincent coming back to his feet and nearly decapitates him with a wicked clothesline. Finnegan keeps the pressure on Vincent by following the clothesline up with a snapmare takedown into a chin lock. Finnegan works Vincent's head from side to side in an attempt to shake Vincent's brain stem from the rest of this brain.]

[PAGE]: Referee Stevens making sure that the Finnegan chin lock isn't a choke hold.

[Vincent slowly gets back to his feet and attempts to drive an elbow into the abdomen of Finnegan but the Irishman side steps the attempt and drives the back of Vincent's head into the mat with a modifed Inverted DDT. Finnegan quickly hooks Vincent's leg and waits as Steven's starts the pin count. Before Steven's hand can slap the mat once, McKracken rushes in to break up the pin attempt. A moment later Lancaster cuts him off and the two men start exchanging punches in the middle of the ring.]

[PAGE]: Lancaster cuts off McKracken from breaking up that pin attempt and LOOK at the two of them throwing those punches.

[Meanwhile the ref's hand slaps the mat for a second time]

[PAGE]: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUT BY VINCENT!! FINNEGAN IS SHOCKED HE THOUGHT FOR SURE THAT DDT WOULD OF DONE IT!!

[MCCOY]:Then Seamus really is out of the loop. It's going to take a hell of a lot more than that to keep the CAL Champs down.

[Lancaster ducks under a McKracken punch, spins McKracken around then wraps his arms around the Canadian's waist. A moment later McKracken is lying on his stomach the victim of a Belly To Back Flipping Throw Suplex. Lancaster then rushes over to Finnegan and the two of them send Vincent hard to the mat with a Double Front Russian Leg Sweep. Stevens sends Lancaster back to the outside and warns the Whiskey Devils to play by the rules or face the consequences]

[Finnegan keeps the pressure on Vincent by Irish Whipping him into the far ropes. Bouncing off the far ropes Finnegans slaps Lancaster's hand and waits as Vicent comes back to him. Lancaster scrambles up to the top turnbuckle and launches himself in the air where he connects with flying cross body block on a suprised Vincent. Without hesitating Finnegan drops a leg across the throat of the downed Vincent. Willie jumps up on the ring apron and starts screaming foul at Stevens but the head ref of the CSWA ignores the manager of SeX and continues to concentrate on the match at hand. Willie decides to take matters into his own hands and pulls on the leg of Lancaster stopping the Englishman from going for the pin. Lancaster jumps to his feet to meet the new threat but before he can react Willie hurries away leaving a very irate Lancaster with his back turned to Vincent.]

{PAGE]: SCHOOL BOY BY VINCENT!

One..................

[MCCOY]:Smart move by Willie distracting Lancaster like that. That's what a good manager or whatever the hell he is should be doing.

Two................

[PAGE]:KICKOUT BY LANCASTER!!

[Vincent sees McKracken leaning over the top rope arm extended in hopes that Slim can get to him and tag out. Vincent leaps into the air and slaps McKracken's hand before Lancaster can get to him. McKracken jumps into the ring and is greeted by Lancaster who sends him hard to the mat with an Arm Drag. McKracken gets back to his feet and once again gets thrown to the mat by Lancaster. McKracken slowly gets to his feet and eyes Lancaster warily before throwing himself at the Englishman. Lancaster easily avoids the sloppy clothesline attempt by McKracken buts the former champ has no chance to avoid the thrust kick that catches him in the jaw. ]

[PAGE]: THRUST KICK!! THRUST KICK! What a great move by McKracken. He had that move planned all along.

[MCCOY]: Lancaster had no idea that move was coming. He got caught half stepping and now he is going to pay the price.

[McKracken tags out to Vincent and goes back to Lancaster who is just getting to his feet. As McKracken picks up Lancaster, Vincent scramble up to the top turnbuckle and throws himself in the air. As Vincent jumps McKracken sends Lancaster hard to the mat with a Michinoku Driver. A moment later Vincent connects with a top rope elbow drop and goes for the pin]

[PAGE}: WHAT A TAG TEAM DISPLAY!! THAT'S TEAM WORK AT IT"S BEST!!

One.....................

[Finnegan rushes into the ring to break the pin attempt up but is blocked by McKracken who attempts a spinning heal kick but the Irishman ducks under wraps his arms around McKracken's waist and sends him flying with a reverse release waistlock suplex.]

Two..........

[MCCOY]: Finnegan isn't going to make it. SeX is going to keep those belts.

[Just as Steven's hand is going to slap the mat for the third time Finnegan drops a knee across the back of Vincent's head breaking the pin up. Finnegan jumps to his feet to inflict more damage on Vincent but is stopped short as McKracken takes him down with a jumping bulldog. McKracken follows the bulldog up by throwing Finnegan out of the ring to the floor below. Finnegan bounces hard and rolls to the security railing where he attempts to get back to his feet but Willie decides to involve himself once more by slamming the BWWa Deathmatch title down on the Irishman's head. ]

[PAGE]:Willie has no right geting involved. What a way to ruin a great match.

[MCCOY]:Why do I have a feeling that if Stephanie was to nail McKracken or Vincent with that set of brass knuckles you would be jumping for joy.

[Inside the ring McKracken and Vincent haul Lancaster to his feet and Irish Whip him into the ropes. Lancaster bounces off and can do nothing as he gets double back body dropped onto the mat. Stevens forces McKracken out of the ring but not before SeX gets in a double snap suplex that leaves the member of the Whiskey Devils dazed and out of breath.]

[PAGE]SeX is starting to take control of this match. They are truly working well here.

[MCCOY]:Damn right, and as much as I hate to say it I think Finnegan is a liability to the Whiskey Devils. Finnegan is fully showing his ring rust here tonight.

[Outside the ring a bleeding Finnegan gets to his feet and starts to go after Willie who by this time is on the other side of the ring. Out of the corner of his eye he catches McKracken jumping off the ring apron so the Irishmen turns to deal with the new threat. Inside the ring Vincent hauls Lancaster to his feet and executes a reverse float over suplex...........]

[PAGE]:SOUTHERN COMFORT!! SOUTHERN COMFORT!! VINCENT HAS THAT DRAGON SLEEPER LOCKED IN AND IS HOPING TO END THE MATCH WITH IT!!!

[MCCOY]:There is only one Southern Comfort Eddie and Vincent should change the name of his finisher out of respect for one of the greatest tag teams ever.

[PAGE]:What???

[Stevens hold up Lancasters arm to see if the Englishman is out of it. But the Brit keeps his arm up and clenches his fist signalling to the crowd that he is very much in the fight. Vincent cinches in the sleeper hold a bit tighter and soon Lancaster's arm starts to drop.]

[PAGE]:OH OH!!

[Outside the ring Finnegan and McKracken are exchanging left and rights. Finnegan finally gets the upper hand when he sends a knee into the stomach of McKracken. Finnegan follows it up by lifting McKracken up and slamming him back first into the ring post. McKracken's eyes widen in pain but he can do little as Finnegan keep the pressure on by whipping McKracken into the security railing. Finnegan then rushes towards McKracken and launches himself into the air where he knocks both himself and the Big West Deathmatch Champion over the metal barrier into the crowd.]

[PAGE]:Finnegan taking it to McKracken. This could end up being an impromptu Anarchy Rules match. [Page looks at the camera] For all you Big West Wrestling fans that's the CSWA equivalent of the death matches that take place in Las Vegas

[Inside the ring Lancaster's arms gets raised for a third and final time. A large grin comes to Vincent's face as he senses that SeX will indeed retain the CAL tag belts. His momentary lapse of concentration gives Lancaster the opportunity to spin around so that he is facing the mat. Out of desperation the Englishman lifts Vincent up and drives him to the mat with a modified Back Drop Driver. Both men lay unmoving on the mat as the ref starts a ten count]

One............

Two.....................

[PAGE]:DESPERATION MOVE BY LANCASTER PAYS OFF!

Three..........

[MCCOY]:But I think Lancaster has paid for it in flesh. He looks as if he was rode hard and put away wet.

Four..........................

[Vincent who was better off than Lancaster pushes up onto his hands and knees and starts to shake off the effects of the back drop driver. He glances over at Lancaster who is still not moving. Outside the ring Finnegan and McKracken are still slugging it out amomgst the fans who have now cleared a path so the two men can get at eachother.]

Five........................... [Vincent grabs the ropes and hauls himself up to his knees. He once again glances towards Lancaster and sees that his opponent has tucked his legs underneath him and is attempting to get up.]

[PAGE]: "Slim" Vincent is nearly to his feet and it appears Lancaster has finally managed to get his wits about him.

[MCCOY]: Right now Lancaster's main concern is to try and get breathing again. A dragon sleeper will deprive of air faster than listening to Adam-X talking shop with the sheep.

Six................................

[Vincent pounces on Lancaster and hauls him to his feet where he Irish Whips into the ropes. Vincent then goes for a back drop but Lancaster spins out of hit and hooks his arms around Vincent's head in a sleeper hold attempt. Vincent in turn wraps his own arms around Lancaster's head and starts to drop in an attempted jaw breaker. Lancaster sees the move coming and immediatlely lets go of Slim. Slim's momentum carries him to the mat where he lands heavily on his backside. Lancaster takes a step back and dropkicks Vincent in the back of the head.]

[PAGE]: WHAT AN EXCHANGE!! I can't remember when I've seen such a series of moves and counters.

[MCCOY]:Oh probably since the last time you said that exact same thing.

[Outside the ring McKracken and Finnegean have seemed to exhausted their little impromptu battle and have withdrawn to their seperate corners. Finnegan wipes the blood from his face and starts screaming at Lancaster to make the tag. In his corner McKracken tenderly touches a large mouse that is under his right eye and urges to put Lancaster away or make the damn tag]

[PAGE]:I'm not sure it would be a good idea for eithe man in the ring to tag out. Finnegan and McKracken don't seem in that good of shape themselves.

[MCCOY]:In a perfect world you might be right but with this much on the line you don't have a choice. As the saying goes you have to do what you have to do.

[Lancaster picks Vincent up and body slams him before dropping a knee across his chest. Vincent easily kicks out of a Lancaster pin attempt but can do nothing as the Englishman hauls him back to his feet and Irish Whips him into the Whiskey Devil's corner. Vincent hits the turnbuckle with a loud THUMP and stumbles out only to be met with a Lancaster clothesline that sends him back into the turnbuckles. Lancaster quickly tags out to Finnegan who slides into the ring as Lancaster wraps the SeX member in a modified abdominal stretch. Finnegan measures Vincent up and starts sending punches into his stomach. The ref starts the four count.]

One..
Two.....
Three....
Four....

[At four Lancaster breaks the abdominal stretch and quickly moves onto the ring apron to avoid getting DQed by the ref. Finnegan then picks up Vincent in a standing Fireman's Carry and leaves him over his shoulders for a moment before lifting him up and dropping Vincent stomach first across Finnegans's knee]

[PAGE]: Finnegan keeps going after Vincent's stomach with that Fireman's Carry into a Gutbuster Drop.

[MCCOY]Smart thinking by the Irishman. Pick a body part and go to town on it. Nothing gives you the advantage over an opponent like taking his ability to do something away from him.

[Finnegan then applies a front face lock on Vincent and throws Vincent's near arm across his shoulders. Finnegan then grabs the Vincent's tights and lifts him straight up in the air which leaves Vincent upside down in the air. But as Finnegan starts to drop Vincent down on an angle the CAL tag champ wraps his arms around Finnegan's head and in a desperate attempt to turn the tables slams both his and Finnegan's face into the mat.]

[PAGE]: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! Vincent just took both him and Finnegan completely out of the picture with that move.

[MCCOY]:Desperate times call for desperate measures and Vincent decided that the only way to keep from becoming completely torn apart was to execute that [McCoy pauses for a moment] well modified DDT or Front Face Slam.]

[Lancaster leans over the ropes and starts yelling at Finnegan to get up. Finnegan for all his fortitude can only roll over and stare at the ceiling lights. Vincent seems completely knocked out, his body remains unmoving as referee Stevens once again starts the ten count]

One...........

Two.............

Three........

[McKracken springs into action by leaping over the top rope. Lancaster follows a moment later and tries to cut off McKracken by spearing him. The BWWa Deathmatch champ though sees the move coming and catches Lancaster as he springs forward]

Four..........

BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Five.........

[PAGE]:POWERBOMB!! MCKRACKEN JUST PUT LANCASTER THROUGH THE MAT WITH THAT TILT-A=WHIRL POWERBOMB!!

[Finnegan sits up just as Lancaster comes down hard on the mat. As he gets up McKracken sends a boot to the side of his head sending Finnegan somersaulting into the corner. Stevens stops the count and tries to force McKracken into the corner. This distraction gives Willie time to pull Vincent out of the ring where the Louisiana native can regain his senses. Seeing that Vincent is now out of harms way McKracken raises his hands in surrender and gets back into his corner. Finnegan by now is back on his feet and sees Vincent and Willie outside the ring. Taking a few steps back the former WWA King of Extreme rushes the ropes and launches himself over in a Suicida]

[PAGE]: SUICIDA!! OH MY GOD VINCENT MOVED VINCENT MOVED!! FINNEGAN JUST TOOK OUT WILLIE INSTEAD!!!

[Unlike Vincent who saw Finnegan coming and managed to move out of the way Willie has no warning and takes the brunt of the Suicida. Both men slam into the floor where Willie twitches a couple times and stops moving. Finnegan bounces hard onto the floor and rolls into the security railing where he holds shoulder in pain.]

[MCCOY]:High risk moves can turn the tide of a match but they can also do more damage to the person taking the risk than the person on the recieving end. Finnegan can now testify to that.

[Inside the ring Lancaster rolls over to his corner and spots Finnegan leaning against the railing. The Englishman quickly jumps out of the ring and goes to his parnter's aide. McKracken follows suit and soon all four men are on the outside of the ring.. With Finnegan out of actionf or the moment SeX quickly double teams Lancaster and soon the veteran of a thousand matches is lying on the floor the recipient of a double Thrust Kick. Inside the ring Stevens starts the ten count.]

One..........

[Vincent hauls Lancaster to his feet and locks him in an abdominal stretch. McKracken looks to make sure Finnegan is still down then nails a drop kick on Lancaster. Vincent once again picks up Lancaster and attempts to set him up for another double team move but Lancaster lifts his leg up and behind him and nails Vincent between the legs with a mule kick.]

Two........

Three.........

[McKracken rushes at Lancaster and tries to take his head off with a Running Clothesline but Lancaster ducks under it. As McKracken spins around to meet Lancaster a rising Finnegan pushes McKracken into Lancaster. McKracken now off balance can do nothing as Lancaster picks him and sends him hard to the mat with a Spinebuster....] Four...........

[PAGE]: SPINEBUSTER BY LANCASTER! It's turning into a free for all out there folks.

Five....................

Six.....................

[Not wanting to win the match via a count out the Whiskey Devils first roll McKracken into the ring then follow that up by sending Vincent head first into the ring. Stevens signals that he is now up to eight in the count so the CSWA tag team quickly slides into the ring to continue the match.]

[PAGE]: I've no idea who the two legal men are.

[MCCOY]:Well let's hope Stevens does because if not someone is about to get away with murder.

[The Whiskey Devils pick up Vincent and double chop him in the chest. A moment later Finnegan has Vincent high over his head as if ready to deliver a Powerbomb. He holds him there for several seconds as Lancaster climbs the nearest turnbuckle. Finnegan then drives Vincent hard to the mat just as Lancaster comes off the top rope in a guillotine leg drop. The crowd jumps to it's feet and starts screaming Pogue Mahone as Lancaster then covers Vincent for the pin.] One........................ Two..................... Three..................................

[PAGE]:THE WHISKEY DEV...................NOOOO! STEVENS JUST SIGNALLED THAT MCKRACKEN PLACED VINCENT'S LEG ON THE BOTTOM ROPE JUST IN TIME!

[MCCOY]:McKracken just saved SeX from losing. And it now looks like he is going to face the wrath of the drunken Brits because of it.

[The Whiskey Devils launch a brutal attack on McKracken until the Canadian is pushed back against the ropes. Lancaster Irish Whips McKracken into the far ropes and waits for him to return. McKracken leaps over an attempted body drop by Lancaster but can do nothing as Finnegan wraps his big arms around him and goes for a belly to belly suplex. McKracken though blocks the attempt and hits a suplex of his own. ]

[PAGE]:Phil McKracken is that rare breed of wrestler that refused to give up. No matter what the odds are. He turned a potentially bad situation into a somewhat favorable one with that reversal.

[MCCOY]:Can't you just say McKracken got out of a tough jam instead of all that damn nonsense.

[PAGE]:Probably but that would take the fun out of trying to confuse you.

[McKracken jumps to his feet and meets Lancaster head on. The two men start exchanging punches that would normally knock a man out. Lancaster reels from a hard right but refuses to go down.McKraken follows it up with a knee to the gut and when Lancaster bends over McKracken sends the Englishman hard to the mat with a Single Arm DDT. ]

[PAGE]:DDT BY MCKRACKEN!!!

[MCCOY]:Stevens better restore order to this match or there won't be anyone left for him to ref.

[As if hearing McCoy's comment Stevens begins to push Lancaster and McKracken into their respective corners. When order is somewhat restored he waits for Finnegan and Vincent to get to their feet. Finnegan rushes at Vincent but the smaller wrestler ducks under Finnegan and dives towared McKracken and makes a the tag. McKracken leaps over the top rope and easily blocks a attempted clothesline by Finnegan. McKracken then retaliates by sending a kick into Finnegan's knee. A second kick drops Finnegan to his knees which allows McKracken to leap over Finnegan and take the Irishman out with a Neck Snap. McKracken follows the neck snap up by hauling Finnegan to his feet and a Michinoku Driver.]

[PAGE]: MICHINOKU DRIVER!! And now McKracken is taking to the top rope. OOOOOOOOOH!!! WHAT A MOONSAULT LEG DROP!!!

[MCCOY]:He has to go for the pin. Finnegan won't stay down for long.

One........................

Two.................................

Thre........

[Just as Stevens brings his hand down for the third time Finnegan lifts his shoulder. McKracken slaps the mat in frustration and forces the big Irishman to his feet. McKracken hurls Finnegan towards the ropes and doesn't see Lancaster slap Finnegan's hand as the Irishman bounces off the ropes. Finnegan avoids a McKracken spinning heel kick and drops to the mat as Lancaster hurtles off the top turnbuckle. McKracken looks up in time to see Lancaster connect with a flying DDT.]

[PAGE]:HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!! DDT! DDT!!

[MCCOY]:Lancaster better go for the pin or he's stupider than I thought.

One..............

[Vincent leaps onto the top rope and throws himself in the air.]

Two.....................

WHAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

[PAGE]:I JUST DID NOT SEE THAT!! VINCENT JUST TOOK BOTH LANCASTER OUT WITH A MOONSAULT SPLASH! THAT'S ONE HELL OF A WAY TO BREAK UP A PIN ATTEMPT!!

[MCCOY]:It sure is, but not the most sane way. Vincent probaby did more damaged to himself and his partner with that move. But he had to do what he had to do.

[All threen men involved in the "train wreck" lay motionless in the ring. Lancaster has his arm draped over Vincent's chest but since Vincent isn't the legal man in the ring Stevens doesn't attempt a pin count. McKracken lays curled up in a ball holding his stomach, obviously in great pain from the pressure of Vincent's landing. Finnegan the only remaining competitor still standing surveys the wreck with a look of admiration. He then drops to his knee and sits Lancaster up in an attempt to revive him. McKracken rolls to his knees, slowly gets to his feet and stumbles over to the ropes where Willie waits to hand him a chair.]

[PAGE]:OH OH!

[MCCOY]:Now things get interesting.

[McKracken taps the chair on the mat a couple times to get a feel for it before taking a step towards the Whiskey Devils. Stevens goes to step in front of McKracken but Willie promptly jumps up onto the ring apron and distracts Stevens enough that McKracken can slide past the CSWA head official. The crowd starts roaring at the Whiskey Devils who by this time are both on their feet and facing away from McKracken. Finnegan turns around first and instinctively puts his hands in front of his face to protect himself from the chair shot.....]

THWAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKK!!

[The chair shot levels Finnegan and sends him into the turnbuckles where he does a slow fall onto the mat. McKracken brings the chair down in an attempt to remove Lancaster's head from his shoulders but the Duke of Wessex rolls turns away from the chair shot and gets the brunt of it on his shoulders and upper back. The sound of the chair hitting Lancaster echoes off the arena walls and sends a wave of OOOHH! throughout the arena. Lancaster arches his back in pain but doesn't go down.]

[PAGE]:Lancaster should be laid out, but for some reason the former Great Plains Champion is still standing.

[MCCOY]:He's either out on his feet or just too damn stubborn to fall.

[McKracken raises the chair high over his head and starts to bring it down again when Lancaster spins around and launches a kick into the mid-section of the BWWa wrestler. Lancaster grabs McKrackens legs and lifts up sending him backwards onto the mat. Lancaster goes with his opponent's momentum and flips McKracken over into a Boston Crab.]

[PAGE]BOSTON CRAB!! Robert is trying to end this match with a submission move.

[MCCOY]:McKracken is one of the most gifted hardcore style wrestlers in the business. Getting him to tap out is like getting you a date. It just doesn't happen.

[PAGE]You do know I'm married right.

[MCCOY]And your point is.........

[McKracken bridges out of the Boston Crab and easily grabs the ropes. Stevens calls for Lancaster to break the hold but the Brit instead pulls back on McKracken's legs and launches him face first into the mat. Lancaster then loosens the hold on McKracken's legs and grabs the now discarded chair. With a wild grin on his face Lancaster holds the chair by his side and waits for McKracken to get to his feet. When he does Lancaster swings the chair with all his might and connects with the chair just above the shoulder blades of McKracken. Stevens rushes over and takes the chair out of Lancaster's hands before anymore damage can be done.]

[PAGE]Stevens is a little late pulling that chair away. He should of done it when McKracken had it.

[MCCOY]:Well I guess he felt the chair should be shared.

[Lancaster hauls McKracken to his feet and sets him up for a DDT. A moment later McKracken is laid out on the mat the victim of the...........]

[PAGE]NOBILITY OF THE SWORD!! THAT SMALL PACKAGE DDT HAD TO BE ONE OF THE MOST DEVESTATING MOVE AROUND!!

One.................

[Vincent sees his partner in jeopardy and rushes into the ring to save him.]

Two................

[Finnegan goes charging in from the other side of the ring in an attempt to cut Vincent off]

Two and a half..................

[Finnegan and Vincent collide with Finnegan using his weight advantage to roll over Vincent with a spear.]

Thre..............

[PAGE]:CAN THEY DO IT!!!!

....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Stevens jumps to his feet and calls for the belt. Lancaster gets to his knees and remains there completely exhausted from the battle. Finnegan pumps his fist in the air and screams at the top of his lungs. Vincent sullenly rolls out of the ring but not before shaking his head in frustration. ]

[PAGE]:GOOD GOD!! THE WHISKEY DEVILS HAVE DONE IT! They beat SeX in a hard fought match and have walked away the CAL tag team champs.

[In a show of pure sportsmanship Lancaster helps McKracken to his feet. The BWWa wrestler looks at Lancaster with wariness but seeing that the Brit is not going to attack him slowly backs out of the ring where he, Vincent and Willie start to make their way up the ramp. The CSWA fans start cheering loudly letting SeX know that they put on a hell of a show despite falling short and not retainting the belts.]

[PAGE]Listen to the fans cheer. They know they saw a hell of a match here and are letting both teams know it.

[MCCOY]Strangely enough I am happy for that damn Brit and his drunken Irish friend. Must be CSWA pride coming through.

[After Seamus and Lancaster are awarded the CAL World Tag Team championship belts Seamus slides to the outside of the ring. He starts to scan the arena, with that familiar, twisted grin on his face. Crouching down Finnegan flips up the ring apron, reaches under and pulls out a huge keg of Guinness that was obviously stashed under the ring beforehand. Seamus and Lancaster toast the championship belts, and Seamus sprays Guinness on the crowd in the front few rows. After a moment or two, Lancaster calls for a microphone and motions the crowd to be silent].

[LANCASTER]: I just want to take a few moments here...to thank those who are close to my heart.

[The Duke hangs his head, obviously over come by emotion.]

[LANCASTER]: Seamus, ye came back, and ye teamed up with me and now we've done it... we've done it for us, for the people, and most importantly, for the CSWA, the best Goddamn wrestling organization in the world.

[The fans roar their approval, and applaud loudly at Lancaster's words. Seamus follows suit and claps.]

[LANCASTER]: And most importantly, my wife. For over three years you've escorted me down the aisles of countless arenas...I wish I could say the same thing tonight. That is why I've been contemplating retirement for the past several days...the rumours were true, yes...

[McCOY]: SEE PAGE??

[PAGE]: Shh...

[LANCASTER]: And I've made my decision.

[The Duke paused for a moment.]

[LANCASTER]: I can't do it.

[Robert shakes his head back and forth, as the fans once again cheer loudly.]

[LANCASTER]: I've been doing this for so long, and I've reached a point I never thought I would. Stephanie...if you're hearing or seeing this, or even if you're not...this [Lancaster holds up his championship] is for you...and I will defend this with Seamus at every point, and we will not back down...ever. The reign of the Whiskey Devils begins tonight...and if ye don't like that...

[Robert grins at Seamus, with tears almost welling up in the former's eyes.]

[LANCASTER]: YOU CAN POGUE MAHONE!!!

[The Whiskey Devils' music begins to play loudly once more as the fans cheer louder than at any time that night. Seamus and Lancaster take to opposite posts and hold high the CAL Tag Team Championship as they acknowledge the fans.]

[PAGE]Well what a way to cap off another outstanding WildFire! For Russell McCoy, I'm Eddie Page. Goodnight and godspeed.

[The camera pans away from Page and Mastino where it focuses in on the Whiskey Devils standing in the middle of the ring to a shot of the entrance way where Alex Constantine and Napalm stand. The Authority members slowly clap along with the fans but their faces tell a different story. That shot should of been theres, and now it will be that much harder to get the shot back..................]

[Fade to Black]