[The camera opens on Jimmy West who is outside the locker room of SeX hoping to catch a word.] [WEST]: Well, I'm here at the locker room of SeX hoping to catch a word. Let's go see them. [West pushes up against the door, but the door is locked.] [WEST]: Well, it seems that the door is locked. Ummm, Mr. Vincent, Mr. McKracken! It's Jimmy West here, hoping to have a word with you before your match. [Just then, the door is unlocked, a hand extends from the room, and West is pulled into the room. The camera man follows behind and the door is locked again.] [PHIL]: Sorry, Jimmy, but being here in the hick-land doesn't suit us very well. [SLIM]: Nah, we love our Sin City! [WEST]: Well, if you say so. I was just hoping to catch a few words from you guys. [PHIL]: Well, Jimmy, being the gracious guests that we are, we'd be happy to spare a few choice words for you. [WEST]: Great! Ok, ok, so, how do you like it here at WildFire! so far? [SLIM]: Playa, this place ain't got nuthin' on the B-Dub, right, Philly? [PHIL]: You said it. But, Slim, you should show some hospitality to our hosts here. I mean, trash talking about their organization won't exactly win us brownie points, will it? [SLIM]: When you're right, you're right. [PHIL]: So, here we are at WildFire! and our first defense of our CAL Tag Team titles that we so rightly won and deserve. We're sitting in a closet with barely any light, no accomodations, barely running water, and some shmuck that quote-unquote "hopes to catch a few words from us." [WEST]: Well, I-uh, ummm... [PHIL]: Shut it and listen! Tonight is merely the beginning of something great. Tonight is going to be a true showcase of talent. Tonight is the night that Phil McKracken and James Vincent further etch their names in the annuls of the CAL. We're not going home losers, Jimmy boy, and do you know why? [WEST]: Ummm, why, sir? PHIL: Because we're winners! And, winners don't lose, do they Slim? [SLIM]: Hell nah, they don't! [PHIL]: Because if winners lose, then we'd be losers, right? And, I just said we're winners. So, it's a simple case of logic really. As unfortunate as it is for them, the Whiskey Devils simply don't have a chance tonight. So, in closing, Jimmy McJim, this won't be the last time the CSWA hosts SeX as the CAL Tag Team Champs. Oh no, we'll be back again, and again, and again, until some team is crazy enough to think that they can dethrone us. And, from looking at things, that day is a long way coming. [SLIM]: And, as my partna said, that's that. Now, Willie if you please... [Willie unlocks the door behind Jimmy West and grabs him by the collar. Willie removes West and Slim kicks the camera man in the rear to remove them from the locker room. The lock clicks again. West stares at the locker room shaking his head. The camera fades.]