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VOICE OVER: LIGHT IT UP!!!!!!!!!
[WildFire! goes on the air to the opening riffs of Anthrax's Gung Ho.]
[A shot of Jeff Kushenr taking to the air against his match with Jeremiah Blackwell flashes across the screen followed by a burst of flame. When the flames die away a clip of Alex Constantine standing on the rampway pointing at an unseen opponent at ringside. Napalm and Mace stand behind him arms crossed scowls plastered across their faces]
[Flashes of "Awesome" Andy O"Brien standing in front of the CSWA backdrop. More flames. A shot of Ripper Longshanks grinning wickedly into the camera. Nighthawk and Mace rushing at each other at Reindeer Games]
[Flames. A shot of the hideous Scythe Meister walking through a smoke filled room.]
[A shot of Robert Lancaster holding up his arms in victory. A flash of flames. Napalm and Blackwell lying on the mat knocked senseless during one of the Long Walk Through Hell matches]
[A clip of a bloodied Five as he throws Lancaster over the top rope. Flames engulf the screen. Various shots of the former Southern Comfort battling The Authority during The Long Walk Through Hell that fades to Python leaping over the top rope onto Cledus Yokel. A final shot of Napalm and Garrett Davidson falling through the cage bodies wrapped in barb wire.]
[Quick images of Jonathon Laslow, Jonny Five, Python and Jeremiah Blackwell fade away to a still shot of Nighthawk and Mace standing face to face]
[More flames followed by images of Blackwell, Ripper Napalm and Lancaster]
[The crowd roaring as Adam-X steps out onto the ramp followed by Jack Cross laying into Adam-X with a kendo stick during last weeks WildFire! A final shot of the crowd jumping to their feet in shock as Five is announced as the new Great Plains Champion.]
[The words WildFire! pop up on the screen and are quickly engulfed in flames]
[Pyro starts going off througout the Metro Ice Sports Arena as flames shoot out of the top of the ramp and the video screen lights up showing the CSWA logo followed by WildFire!. The fans jump their feet as an instrumental version of Gung Ho starts blasting through the sound system.]
[Camera zooms in then pans across the arena where fans are waving makeshift signs that vary from "Mace can Bust my Bronx Anytime" to "Darkness..It's Just Not For Breakfast Anymore" to "Stephanie Saw My Royal Cane". The camera then moves to inside the ring where ring announcer "Diamond" Lou Walsh stands with a mic in his hand. With a big grin he brings the mic up to his mouth]
[DIAMOND LOU]: Des Moines,Iowa Welcome to WILDFIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
[The noise level raises to a defeaning tone as Walsh finishes his announcement. The camera zooms away from Walsh and focuses in on the announcing team for the CSWA, Eddie "Two Times" Page and Russell McCoy. Page wears a black CSWA polo shirt while McCoy wears a black button down shirt with a small WildFire! logo printed above his heart. Both men smile into the camera and Page starts speaking]
[PAGE]: Welcome to WildFire! I'm Eddie Page and with me to my right is none other than.......
[McCOY]: The best damn announcer in the business........
[Page doesn't miss a beat]
[PAGE]: .......Russell McCoy. I don't know where to start tonight folks as this WildFire is going to be the most exciting yet. [McCOY]: You got that right Eddie boy. All my dreams are going to become real as I get to see Constantine and Mace beat the crap out of eachother.
[PAGE]: [shaking his head] That's right Russell. Our main event tonight will see "The Devils Own" Alex Constantine go up against fellow stable mate Mace to see who gets to face CAL Champion Ric Owens at The Crusade For The Chosen One. But I have to question Robert Marshall on this one as it was already decided that Mace was the true number one contender. And to make matters worse Marshall has ordered Adam-X to ref that match. The cards are stacked against the Authority on this night for sure. [McCOY]: Well bully for Mace, but Marshall is the man and if he wants Mace to fight for that right to go up against Owens well DAMMIT he can make it happen.
[PAGE]: And speaking of the Crusade we will have two first round match ups right here folks. Our very own Great Plains Champion Jonny Five will step in the ring against the IWA's Big D in what is sure to be a hell of a great match, while the NPW's Ron Havok squares off against Big West Wrestling's Alex Flare.
[McCOY]: Big D is a hell of a competitor but I have a feeling my man Five will come out on top in this one. Flare, well Flare looks good and I sure as hell he beats up on that moron Ron Havok. I can't stand that guy
[PAGE]: [turning to face another camera]The recently signed Andy O'Brien will step in the ring against fellow newcomeer The Scythe Meister while former stablemates Jonathon Laslow and Jack Cross face Thane Corps Presents.
[McCOY]: I like O'Brien he has what it takes to go places in the CAL but well that Scythe Meister will win when the Awesome One runs away in fear, [grinning] and I sure as hell won't go against Jack Cross no matter who he faces.
PAGE: Not only that folks but sometimes this evening the brackets for the tag team tournament are going to be announced and you can guarantee there will be some interesting pairings for that. McCOY: I'm formally going on the record to say that the Darkness will come out the Tag Team Champions. [Page raises his eyes at the camera
PAGE: big word Russell considering the talent that will be involved in this tournament but I will agree that Ripper Longshanks and Blackwell will be heavily favoured to become the first CSWA Tag Team Champions. And on that note folks we will be.....
[�South Texas Deathride� by The Union
[Without warning "South Texas Deathride" by Union Underground starts to play as CSWA�s latest signing Mr.Dude steps out from the back. He has on an �Axis� t-shirt, a pair of cream knee length shorts with some sandals, his long back hair is tied into a ponytail and he is chewing gum very loudly.]
[PAGE}: It's Mr. Dude!! I wasn't informed that he was to be here tonight.
[MCCOY]: I knew he was here. Tony told me.
[He looks out at the jam packed Ice Centre in Iowa and shakes his head in disgust. Then he slowly walks down the ramp not even looking at the fans as they hold their arms out looking for high fives, he slides into the ring and goes to a corner and jumps on the second turnbuckle before slowly raising both his arms up. He then gets down and calls for a mic, one of the ring crew tosses one in for him and he catches it and brings it up to his mouth.]
[Mr.Dude] �What�s Up Florida?�
[Mr.Dude closes his eyes and shakes his head as he looks around.]
[Mr.Dude] �Sorry I mean Iowa, how could I confuse the sunshine state of Florida with this hell hole.�
[Mr.Dude smirks as the crowd start to boo.]
[Mr.Dude] �When I signed with CSWA and I was told my first show would be in Iowa, I thought they were kidding!�
[Mr.Dude walks over to the ropes to he can address the fans more directly.]
[Mr.Dude] �I told them I didn�t want to come in this place full of in breeds with 12 toes and 9 fingers. I mean what kind of state bans the �Ice Cream Man� and his truck? No wonder you people are damaged what kind of childhood was it without the ice cream man?�
[The crowd boo some more and Mr.Dude laps it up.]
[PAGE]: Oh great another one who doesn't like where we go. Maybe Dude should go back to the IWA and leave us alone.
[Mr.Dude] �Come on, if you could leave Iowa you would, but instead you are counting down the days until you marry your sister. You don�t have the money to leave Iowa because you are shovelling pig shit all day on the farm.�
[The camera gets a close up of a guy with a straw hat on just to prove Mr.Dudes point.]
[Mr.Dude] �I got stopped at the border of this state and they searched me, your law enforcers dirty hands touch my body, it makes me feel sick. I have washed my skin, hell I was tossing around the idea to bleach it, but I know I will never be clean again. At the border they stopped me and found a shoehorn in my bag and they took it off me! A freaking shoehorn, what am I going do to with it take over this miserable state? Hell I could take over this state with a shoehorn.�
[Mr.Dude tilts his head back and laughs the booing and hissing in the crowd has slowly started to get louder. Mr.Dude pops his gum right into the mic.]
[Mr.Dude] �Now I am here let me just make myself clear on what I want to do. I come here with the Axis after Loki and myself MAULED Jack Cross at the Karen Mace Tournament. Jack Cross is no longer the leader of Axis; Loki is now calling the shots. Fans I am here to make this a better place for you, I am here to bring the same excellence I brought to IWA. My matskills will be unmatched; I can brawl with the best of them.�
[The crowd are slowly beginning to hate Mr.Dude and his cocky attitude.]
[Mr.Dude] �I am here for you!�
[Mr.Dude points out to the crowd as they boo him.]
[Mr.Dude] �I am here to enrich your life, I am here to make wrestling more interesting for you. Thank you for your time�
[Mr.Dude mockingly bows for the crowd as he begins to leave the ring.]
[Camera fades to a commercial for Budweiser Beer. It's not Molson but it's damn close]