[DIAMOND LOU]: Ladies and Gentleman welcome to your main event. It is a one fall twenty minute time limit match for the Great Plains title. Now entering the ring he weighs in at 276lbs, from New York Jonnnnnny Fiveeeeeeeeeeee
[PAGE]: If last week's match is any indication this week should be a hell of a barn burner. But I am unsure as to whether or not Five should be out here in his condition.
[MCCOY]: Let's just hope that the horesehoe has fallen out of Lancaster's ass and we see a real man winning the Great Plains Title.
[Five and Chavez quicklystep out onto the rampway and are immediately bombarded with "YOU SUCK" and "WHERE"S ZEKE chants. Five is still covered in blood from the incident earlier although most of it has started to dry and cake.
[Jonny and Eric both slowly makes their way to the ring, all the while yelling obscenities back at the fans. ]
[Both men reach the ring and get in. Jonny climbs the top rope in the left corner and faces the entrance. Jonny then raises his arms in the air and extends both middle fingers causing another wave of trash to fly at him, as the fans boo at the top of their lungs.]
[PAGE]: I wonder what Five thinks of the comments that Lancaster made earlier this week on the CSWA Network
[McCOY]: Idle words Eddie. If Lancaster really means what he says he is going to have to bring out the British SAS to get the job done.
[Break Stuff slowly fades away giving Walsh the cue to introduce Five's opponent for tonight]
[DIAMOND LOU]: And his opponent hailing from Wessex, England he is the Great Plains Champion. He is Roberttttttttttttt Lancasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
The lights dim somewhat, as Beethoven�s Ninth Symphony begins. As the music hits its peak, a small burst of gold fireworks goes off in the air near the entrance, followed by the lights switching back on. The choir booms in German: ## Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
[As the chorus sings, the Duke comes out wearing his black Ray Bans, but takes them off and turns around slowly surveying the fans, who cheer him. Lancaster looks into the ring at his advesary and knows within his mind he must and will not stop at nothing to destroy Five utterly and send a defeaning message to the entire CSWA. On the video screen, clips of various moments of the Duke�s storied career play: the moment where he captured the "Ten Stipulations Title" in the CWF, followed by the victory of the NAWA American Championship, and most recently, the MSWA Smokey Mountain Heritage title.]
[PAGE]: Lancaster is fast becoming one of the legends in the world of wrestling.
[MCCOY]: Are you on crack??
[Various scenes of the Duke walking out with his then fiancee Stephanie Dynasty in various revealing yet eloquent outsfits, arm in arm, flash past the screen in sequence. Lancaster walks up the stairs and looks at the crowd, holding his arms outward looking for acknowledgment. He steps in the ring and removes his Chain of Nobility, and hands that and his shades and the title to his wife, Stephanie Erin Lancaster, who stands outside the ring, awaiting the start of the match. ]
[Ding Ding]
[Lancaster and Five waste no time going after eachother as they race to the middle of the ring and start exchanging punches. Lancaster ducks under a wild Five haymaker and sends his knee into the stomach of Five. Lancaster then wraps his arm around Five's head hooks one of his opponent's legs with his own and.........]
[PAGE]: NOBILITY OF THE SWORD! Lancaster wants to end this one quick.
One..............
Two............
[At two an seventh eights Five lifts his shoulder and stops the count. Lancaster follows the pin attempt up by hauling Five to his feet and placing him across his shoulders in the classic Fireman's Carry position. Lancaster then releases Five's legs and throws them towards the his back, grabs onto Five's arms and holds it across it across his shoulders. As Five falls Lancaster drops with him which forces Five's arms to nearly break with the impact]
[PAGE]: Fireman's Carry into a arm breaker for Lancaster. I haven't seen that moved used since old Jimmy Jack Watson perfected it back in the mid eighties.
[MCCOY]: Damn move should of stayed there too. Looks like Lancaster lost his grip more than executed a move.
[With Five grimacing in pain Lancaster rolls out of the move, gets to his feet and drives closed fist into the temple area of Five's head. Lancaster grabs onto Five's hair and hauls him to his feet. An Irish Whip later Five is flying through the air as of the result of a back drop by Lancaster. Lancaster spins around and drops down on top of Five for another pin attempt.]
One.......
Two............
[PAGE]: Easy kick out by Five.
[MCCOY]: Lancaster should of hooked the leg. Five had way too much leaverage to get out of that pin attempt.
[Lancaster goes for another Irish Whip but the big man from New York reverses it into a short arm clothesline that nearly sends Lancaster head over heels. Five works his shoulder for a second before picking up Lancaster and executing a Belly To Belly Suplex on him.]
[PAGE]: Great reversal by Five. He saw that Irish Whip coming and turned if to his advantage as quickly as possible.
[MCCOY]: Not to mention regaining the momentum with that perfectly executed Belly To Belly.
[Five keeps the offensive going by dropping a knee across the side of Lancaster's head then follows that up by hauling Lancaster back to his feet and connecting with another shortarm clothesline that sends the Englishman towards the ropes.]
[PAGE]: Five keeps the pressure on with another clothesline.
[Five charges at Lancaster in hopes of tearing the Brit's head off with another clothesline but the Great Plains Champion ducks under the move and sends Five up and over the top rope to the floor below. Lancaster quickly slides out after Five and meets the New Yorker as he gets to his feet with a hard kick to the midsection. As Five's head drops down Lancaster grabs onto it and sends it into the ring stairs. ]
CLANGGGGGGGGG!!
[PAGE]: Five is seeing stars after that shot.
[MCCOY]: And look that little pompous bastard isn't done yet.
[As the ref starts the ten count Lancaster drives Five's head into the ring step several more times until a thin line of blood starts dripping down the bridge of Five's nose. A last shot and Lancaster lets go of Five's head. Five stands straight up teeters for several seconds then falls straigh back onto the floor below.]
4.........
5..................
[PAGE]: Five is a bloody mess. I guess turn about is fair play.
[MCCOY]: What a moronic thing to say. The only fair thing that should happen is that Lancaster should be stripped of his belt. Seeing him walk around with it gives me the damn creeps.
6...............
[Lancaster grins at the crowd and hauls the bloodied Five to his feet. Lancaster debates sending him into the crowd but instead rolls the bigger man into the ring.]
7............
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8................
[Lancaster casually slides under the bottom rope and slolwy approaches Five who seems oblivious to what's going on around him. Lancaster then hauls Five to his feet and executes a German Suplex into a bridge pin.]
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Two.....................
[PAGE]: Threeeeeeee.......NOOOOOOOOOO! Somehow Five managed to lift his shoulder in the nick of time.
[MCCOY]: I hate to say it by I'm starting to think Five is just about done for.
[Lancaster keeps the onslaught going by once again hauling Five to his feet. Lancaster starts to go for Belly To Belly Suplex but at the last moment he turns his body and drive Five's head into the mat with a Belly To Belly Brainbuster]
[PAGE]: BRAINBUSTER!! BRAINBUSTER!! IT'S ALL OVER!!
[Referee Stevens drops to the mat and begins the pin count]
One..............
[MCCOY]: HOW COME CHAVEZ ISN"T DOING ANYTHING!!
Two..............
Threeeeeeee........
[PAGE]; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Five managed to get his shoulder up again. Give up doesn't exist in that man's dictionary.
[MCCOY]: Now he has to get on the offence. He can't keep getting lucky with the pin attempts.
[Slapping the mat Lancaster picks up Five and sends him bouncing off the far ropes.Lancaster starts to go for a clothesline but instead wraps both of his arms around Five's neck and executes a Sleeperhold. Stevens immediately check to ensure the sleeper isn't actually a chokehold. Whether through desperation or a shot of adrenaline, Five wraps his hands around Lancaster's arms and drops to the mat connecting with a jaw breaker. Lancaster quickly lets go and staggers around the ring spitting blood from a bit tongue]
[PAGE]: JAW BREAKER! Great thinking by Five to get out of that potentially match ending hold.
[MCCOY]: I sense a change of momentum. Sometimes the slightest action can change the direction of a match and I think that jawbreaker was it.
[Five stays on his knees and attempts to catch his breath. Out of the corner of his eye though he sees Lancaster approaching and easily dodges the knee lift that comes his way. Five then grabs onto Lancaster's foot and trips him up sending the Great Plains Champion down to the mat. Scrambling to his feet Five jumps into the air and drops a leg across the chest of Lancaster. Before Lancaster can react Five covers him for the pin.]
One...............
Tw.......
[PAGE]: Russell I think you might of just called the momentum switch perfectly. It may be too early but it sure does look like Five has got the steam roller moving again..
[MCCOY]: I told ya I'm just that good.
[Five gets to his feet, grabs Lancaster by the hair and hoists him over his head in what looks like the start of a Gorilla Press, but at the last moment he drives Lancaster's head into the mat with a modified sitdown powerbomb/piledriver]
[PAGE]:GOOD LORD ! WHAT WAS THAT!
[MCCOY]:That Eddie was the signal to announce a new champ.
One..............
Two.....
Threeeeeeeeee...........................
[PAGE]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Stevens just pointed to the ropes and it appears Lancaster got his foot up on the bottom one just in time.
[MCCOY]: Son of a [bleep]
[The next few words that McCoy says are also bleeped which leaves little to the imagination in what he said.]
[PAGE]: Calm yourself Russell. You're acting like you have money on this match
[MCCOY]: No that's Masti...........I'll shut up now.
[Five shakes his head sending blood droplets onto the mat before he gets to his feet and starts stomping on Lancaster's prone form. Lancaster tries to roll away but Five blocks the attempt and hauls Lancaster back up to his feet where he then sends the champ flying into the corner with a Irish Whip. Five quickly follows Lancaster into the corner with a Avalanche....]
[PAGE]: Five is starting to turn up the heat on Lancaster. That Avalanche looks like it crushed Lanaster's chest.
[MCCOY]: YEAH! Take that damn Brit to school.
[Five forces Lancaster up to the top turnbuckle and the two men start exchanging punches while they precariously hang on the top turnbuckle.]
[PAGE]: OH MY GOD! Someone could die up there.
[MCCOY]: They know what they are doing Eddie. If not I'll be the first one out there with a spatula to scrape them off the floor.
[Five blocks a headbutt by Lancaster with his shoulder but the move loosens his grip on the top turnbuckle. Lancaster capitilizes on the slip and tries to throw Five to the mat below. Five though wraps his arms around Lancaster and drags him down and executes a top turnbuckle Belly To Back Suplex. ]
[PAGE]: WHAT A HEADS UP MOVE BY FIVE!!
[MCCOY]: Oh i am so good. I saw that move coming.
[Five slowly rolls to his feet and and approaches Lancaster who is trying to catch his breath. A moment later Five has Lancaster picked up over his shoulder and gets ready to deliver a powerbomb when Lancaster starts thrashing to let go. Five then spins towards the rope, and drops Lancaster onto the ropes where the back of the champs neck catches the top rope. Five follows the move up by quickly pouncing on Lancaster and executing the Deep Six on him]
[PAGE]: DEEP SIX!! DEEP SIX!!!
[MCCOY]: YESSSSSSSSSSS!
One...........
Two................
[Five sees that ref is out of position so he throws his legs onto the second rope to give himself more leverage.]
Threeeeeeeee...................
[PAGE]: FIVE WINS! FIVE WINS!!
[MCCOY]:There is a god.
[DING DING]
[DIAMOND LOU]: And your winner and new Great Plains Champion.............Jonny Five.
[Five grabs the belt out of Stevens hands and raises it over his head as Chavez celebrates behind him. Meanwhile Lancaster has rolled out of the ring and stares at Five wiith astonishment and unbridled hatred. He finally catches Five's eyes and the two men begin a staredown.]
[PAGE]: I have a feeling this is far from over folks Stay tuned to next week WildFire! where we will be in beautiful Des Moines Iowa. For Russell McCoy, and the rest of the CSWA team Good night hand god speed.
[WildFire! goes off the air with a shot of Lancaster standing outside the ring while Five taunts him.......]
CREDITS:
Produced And Directed by: Ed D and Scott M.
Main Event: Ed D.
Kushner vs Blackwell: Scott M.
Cross vs Pyke: Andy
Adam-X vs Wright/Teflon Don: Witte M.
Python vs Mace: Greg S.