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From: GEORGE DIGEROLAMO 1971 6/26/99 To: ALL "HANGING OUT IN JOHNSON'S WOODS AND WORKING AT SHOPRITE" From: TOMMY BOYLE 1975 7/28/99 To: GEORGE DIGEROLAMO GEORGE, YOU HAD TO REMEMBER THE OLD MILL STREAM. From: GEORGE 8/4/99 To: TOMMY Without a doubt I remember Old Mill Stream. Although I've been gone for a very long time, CI will always be my home!! From: TOMMY 8/8/99 Hey George, Since you remember the Old Mill Stream.... have you ever gone to Fort Apache? I had some really good times there, too. TB From: GEORGE 8/8/99 HEY TB , THERE WAS NOTHIN LIKE A DIP IN OLD FORT APACHE. THE WATER WAS SO WARM AND THE TURTLES WERE ALWAYS SNAPPIN' From: TOMMY 8/10/99 George, Did you ever meet Aunt May & Uncle John at the 7-11 on Nichols Road? TB From: GEORGE 8/13/99 To: TOMMY YEAH I DID MEET HER....DIDNT YOU BONE HER IN THE COOLER AT THE 7-11 From: TOMMY 8/15/99 George, The only thing that I did in those days was steal candy and collect frogs. What did you do??? TB From: GEORGE 9/16/99 To: TOMMY hey TB, where the hell ya been?? still growin that funny stuff out back?? i'm gonna tell your mom and dad!! haha...they already know deeg From: TOMMY 9/21/99 GD, been real busy, had a great crop this year.I'll be talking to you P.S.going fishing, need more fish heads for the garden. T.B. From: TOMMY 10/31/99 Georgie D. Where the hell have you been? Rumor around these parts is that you went on a Muskrat hunting expedition.I hope that you did well,I would love to have some for Thanksgiving. From: GEORGE 11/1/99 yo TB, i just got back from fishin' myself. caught me some fish for the pond out back and fed some to louie also.got me some cuda last nite!! deeg From: GEORGE 11/1/99 To: TOMMY yo, hey not sure if i told you or not but we got ourselves a hedgehog ranch up here in nipomo ,ca. really is getting to be a big thing out in cali. deeg From: TOMMY 11/6/99 G.D. - Man did I have some dream last night.I dreamt that you were laying down underneath the ole' oak tree on the back 40 with the finest hedgehog in the herd, I was so damn jealous. You always get the best ones. T.B. From: GEORGE 11/11/99 YO TB, NOT SURE IF YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT IT YET BUT I HAVE 2 STUD BULLS IF YOU EVER GET THE DESIRE!! HAD A REALLY GOOD VACATION....WENT UP NORTH FOR THE HEDGEHOG OLYMPICS TRYOUTS. DEEG From: TOMMY 11/12/99 Deeg, I heard there were a lot of white trash kind of folk up there at the olympics... any truth to that? Let me know when the sump freezes over so I can go ice skating. T.B. From: GEORGE 11/14/99 To: TOMMY ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT,THAT AIN'T MUD STUCK IN MY BOOTS..... NOTHING BUT FERTILIZER BUDDY!! From: PHYLLIS'79 11/17/99 To: GEORGE You guys are sick. From: PATRICIA '77 11/19/99 To: PHYLLIS I'm glad somebody finally said it! From: CHRISTINE '76 11/19/99 To: PHYLLIS You aren't kidding. I get to put up with this kind of stuff on a regular basis! Oh, boy. From: TOMMY 11/19/99 G.D. dont you have fishing waders? damn you must be huge. Up there in Nipomo I hear that you're the new sheriff in town. From: GEORGE 11/21/99 yo TB.... HEY JUST STARTED USING SOME OF THE HEDGEHOG MANURE FOR MY CROP... DAMN,GOT SOME ON MY FINGERS BEFORE LUNCH. TASTE LIKE CHICKEN, BUT IT SMELLS LIKE FISH.OH WELL, GOTTA GO CHECK THE CROP. SEED YA SOON, DEEG PS- STOP ALL THAT CRAZY DREAMIN DUDE. From: TOMMY 11/24/99 Georgie D. man I wish you would stop making macaroni all the time and get back out in the fields, you're having way too much fun. You're acting as if you're retired or something. Is it harvest time yet??? From: GEORGE 11/25/99 To: TOMMY RETIRED????? try raising 500 hedgehog. damn, these things are the worst especially when they go into heat. man , they get onto everything and everyone!!And then when they bumbleshoot....forget about it!! talk to ya soon, deeg From: TOMMY 11/30/99 Georgie, Georgie, Georgie, how can I ever repay you? I received your package on Thanksgiving morning and let me tell ya, that was the best damn hedgehog soup that I have ever eaten! By the way, what do you do with the pelts? I might have a business venture that might interest you. With the winter here and all... hedgehog mittens. What do you think? Talk it over with the Mrs. and get back to me. Just think of all the snowballs that you can make. From: GEORGE 12/4/99 To: TOMMY we make thong undies with the pelts!!! they are very warm.... I got one myself!! From: TOMMY 12/7/99 To: GEORGE Thong undies? Do they come in a leopard skin print? I'm going back for my reunion next year and I could sure use a pair for the Hamptons! You know how those rich old ladies are out there... Send me the brochure. From: GEORGE 1/5/00 YO TB..... I AM BACK IN BUSINESS AGAIN. DAMN NEAR LOST THE WHOLE FREEKEN BUNCH OF THESE LITTLE CRITTERS. IT GOT SO DAMN COLD UP HERE THAT WELL, WE ALMOST HAD TO USE THE OLD THONGERS TO KEEP THEM ALIVE.ME AND THE LITTLE LADY HAD THEM HEGDEHOGS SLEEPING WITH US AT NITE. YA KNOW....THEY CAN SURE KEEP A GUY WARM.I'M THINKING ABOUT MAYBE SELLING THEM OFF AS LIKE POCKETS WARMERS FOR THE CAMPING SEASON. WHO KNOWS....!!! DEEG [WELCOME TO 2000] From: TOMMY 1/5/00 Georgie D, I can't believe that you are still up north! I thought that you told me you were giving up on those damn hedgehogs and you were going to become a fig farmer. I ran in to your accountant Kevin B. and he thought so, too. I think you have been breathing too much hedgehog droppings and are losing some of your marbles. So, when are you and the little woman going out to Death Valley to look for a female tortoise for Louie to mate with? Poor Louie, he hasn't gotten laid in how many years? From: GEORGE 1/7/00 hey TB, not for anything but that KB is too illiterate to be anybody's accountant. we just used him to mate with our turtle.by the way, i was passed your way last week and had to take care of a coyote in front of your place. i had him skinned and gutted before his heart stopped pumpin' deeg!! From: TOMMY 1/8/00 Hey DEEG, I forgot that you interned at a veterinarian's office for a few years. Did you save the pelt for a little romantic evening in front of the fireplace? I know those grizzly bear skin rugs are really expensive, I had to cash in some of my stocks to get mine. From: GEORGE 1/9/00 yo TB, I just got back from a hedgehog auction. picked me up some prize studs. damn these things are freeken hung dude.I had to really watch out when i got home cause those horney females could actually smell the studs cumin if ya know what i mean. should ahve me some real winners soon. I'll ship you one whne they are old enough. just keep them away from the crick out in your backyard!! Deeg From: TOMMY 1/12/00 Hey Georgie, Thanks but no thanks. All those damn hedgehogs want to do is reproduce. One night on the back forty I heard my black lab howling, when I rode out there to see what all the fuss was about, one of those damn varmits was trying to hump ole blackie. Not only was I in shock at witnessing such a scene but then my horse, big whitey, got spooked and almost threw me. From: GEORGE 1/15/00 hey TB- i just got back. i spent the nite up north in a small town. a friend of mine turned me on to a new resturant that they think is really neat. personally i think it's sick and had to leave. you know when you go into a fish place and you pick out your lobster. well this place ,you pick out your own piece of meat. nothing big, all little critters. rabbit,finch,squiral,and yes....hedgehog. nope,it was just not for me. the way they cook those damn things. TB, they had these things that they call pigeon kabobs. ain't no way. i was glad that i drove. oh yeah and of course the side dishes.. well i won't even go there. for their desserts they have like chocolate covered rodent nuts. sick!! oh well, hope you guys read this after dinner. seeya!! deeg From: TOMMY 1/15/00 Georgie D, What's wrong with you? That restaurant sounds great. I would rather go there than to Jocko's. When I was stationed in the Philippines, you should have seen some of the local fare that we used to eat, after a night of some serious partying. And I don't mean just the food. San Miguel, San Miguel, San Miguel. We should plan a vacation there some day. From: GEORGE 1/23/00 yo TB- get the viddles going dude , i'll be back in your neck of the woods sunday!! nothin new here. seeya!! deeg From: TOMMY 2/2/00 To: GEORGE Dude, your in luck Chris is making your favorite,spam,mac.and cheese.And if you bring down some wine with you from Nipomo,I'll talk her into making some of her famous corn bread.Later. From: GEORGE 2/3/00 hey TB you guys are in luck. I just fixed up some of your favorite.....yep fig wine. got a batch hanging in the vat bag over on the tree right now. It was a warm day here yesterday so I was able to smell it as soon as I pulled up to the place. as soon as I checked it out I licked off some of the spillage on the side of the bag. DAMN this stuff is good. hey the wife still likes this stuff ,right?? I remember the time when I brought over the fig brew and thought that she might have chucked it down the sink. but with that buzz going on for days I knew what she really did with it. oh well, I'll be busy pelting for most of the day . I told you about the hedgehog peterwarmers didn't I, they are really catching on up here. feel good too!!Seeyaz Deeg From: TOMMY 2/10/00 Hey Deeg, Man, I would really like some of that fig wine for Valentine's Day. That is my honey's favorite and maybe I can have my way with her!!! Maybe you can fed ex me one of those peterwarmers, too. It has been cold & rainy here lately. And if I don't get my way for Valentine's Day, it might come in very handy (no pun intended). Hey, have you run into any more polecats lately? You definitely need a truck now that you live on that ranch. Talk to you later..... TB From: GEORGE 2/12/00 HEY TB.. JUST GOT IN FROM FISHING IN THE CRICK NEXT TO MY PLACE. THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF CATFISH IN THERE. I'LL BE DOWN YOUR WAY MONDAY SO I'LL BRING YOU GUYS SOME FISH AND A BATCH OF FIG BREW. DAMN IT'S STRONGER THIS YEAR. I GAVE SOME TO MY NEIGHBOR THE OTHER DAY AND SHE GOT ALL WARM [ IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN] NOT BAD FOR A WOMAN OF 82. OH WELL, I'LL SEE YA SOON!! DEEG From: TOMMY 2/13/00 Deeg, Looking forward to Monday! Kind of reminds me of the ole days when we used to go trapping up in the Sierras all winter. Hey didn't you once tell me that your neighbor had a twin sister? How about trying to set me up with her the next time I'm up in your neck of the woods. You know how much I love experienced women! TB From: GEORGE 2/18/00 yo TB, the weirdest thing happenned to me today. I went out into the woods and to my surprise there was a naked woman in a clearing just taking in the sun... I was like wow!!! What is going on here. I was behind her so she didnt see me. I thought to myself , hey should I go over and ask her if she's ok , but I could clearly see that she was fine[if you know what I mean!! So anyway, I decided that I should just go over and ask if I could help her with anything , but as I approached her I noticed that there was no clothes in sight. I'm thinking now , ok what is going on here. I was like 2 miles into the woods and the clearing was about 20 feet around. the clearing was empty except for the big rock that she was laying on. And this lady is just sprawled out on the rock. oh well, I better get going for now . I'll tell you what happenned next time. Seeya- DEEG From: TOMMY 2/19/00 Deeg, I can't believe that you didn't finish your story. I was getting as hard as Japanese arithmetic! Maybe it had something to do with me checking out the new reading material at the office library today.Man don't keep me in suspense like that! Talk to you later. TB From: GEORGE 2/20/00 yo TB- so where was I... oh yeah , so I got up to within about 10 feet and all of a sudden I hear a noise coming through the woods to the north of me. I could see someone or something but just couldn't make it out. I looked at the rock again and all of a sudden this woman raises her head as she heard the noise too. She had long blond hair. I figured that I would just get back behind the tree that I was hiding behind. So I get back and to my surprise there comes another young lady from the woods. Oh sh**, hey I gotta go i'll get back to you!! DEEG From: TOMMY 2/20/00 GD, now what the hell disrupted you? Did that hot little wife walk in on you? Now I have to go watch Little Red Riding Hood, the xxx version.I don't know whether to yell at you or thank you.Keep me posted. TB From: CHRISTINE 2/20/00 To: GEORGE you guys are nuts! From: GEORGE 2/23/00 ok TB... I'm going to have to keep this clean, your ole lady is watchin'. ok so where was I. Ok so I figure I'll just hide behind this tree and see what happens. This other chick goes over to her and just lays one on her. I'm like, ok, where is my video camera when I need one. I'm thinking to myself, hey It's not really very warm here ladies.[but it is getting there behind this damn tree] The chick on the rock stands up and starts undoing this other chicks' jacket and dude...that's not all. Gosh darn, hey TB I gotta go and tend these hedghogs before they attack someone. I'll talk to ya soon. Deeg From: TOMMY 2/23/00 Sheriff George, Do your deputies know what the hell you do in your spare time, running around out there in the woods? I think if the marshall of Nipomo found out about your little nature hikes, he'd have your badge. Now don't log on until you're ready to finish that story of yours. Hey I gotta run, it's time to feed the sheep. BAAAAAA TB From: GEORGE 2/27/00 hey TB.. I never wear my badge when I go into the woods. lots of crazies out there. Ok, so where was I,oh yeah, so this other young lady bends over and starts caressing the first ladys' thighs. I'm thinking , nah ,this is really not going on here. this is like some old flashback from a trip I once took when I was a much younger guy.[thats another whole story] But anyway , I better get going, I either smell dinner or it's time to clean out the hedgehog pen!! Deeg From: TOMMY 2/27/00 Whew! Deeg, just got in from the back forty. Went out there to feed the pigeons and I found a hole in the screen, there were feathers all over the place! Reminds me of the time I was at that whore house in New Orleans and that twister came through. Thank goodness we were lying on a king sized feather bed (that's what saved my life). I think that must be the reason why I still raise those birds, I still get turned on by the smell of feathers!! Enough of my reminiscing, I wish you would finish that wild story of yours. I hope it has a happy ending. PS: I found some type of varmint tracks around the coop. I think that it might have been one of those crazy hedgehogs. Talk to you later, Chris is calling me for supper. She's making my favorite tonight, Possum stew. Later. TB From: GEORGE 3/8/00 hey TB... hey I'm sorry ,I thought that I told you the rest of what happenned that day in the clearing. So these two fine young thangs are just getting it ; when all of a sudden I feel something really close to me in the rear.[ no not that close]. But someone is walking in from behind me. As this noise is getting closer to me I'm thinking,where the hell am I going to hide. Who or what is coming at me.The noise was getting very loud and I could tell that this was going to be something big.All of a sudden the noise stops and TB the noise is now the thing that is breathing down my freeken neck. oh shit, I gotta get ,them darn freeken little critters are callin ' for me. I 'll talk to ya soon. DEEG From: TOMMY 3/10/00 Deeg, With all the "Man Alarm Drills" that we used to practice and you didn't sound the alarm!?! Hey, when you were in the clearing, didn't you have your camera with you? I know you have it with you all the time. Changing the subject, you'll never guess who I ran into the other day: Binky Campbell and Lance Laube. No shit!!! They got married to each other and they came to Cali for their honeymoon. I always knew they were a little weird but I didn't know they were pillow biters. Did you? One night I was up on the loft in Binky's barn with his sister Colleen. Binky and Lance walked into the barn. They didn't know that we were up there. All of a sudden we heard some squealing noises. I thought they were feeding the goat. But now I know they were probably romping around in the hay. Man what a strange world we live in! Talk to you later.TB From: GEORGE 3/11/00 hey TB their marriage isn't recognized in the state of cali!!! From: PHYLLIS 3/12/00 To: GEORGE Maybe in the state of Florida. Ya never know! From: GEORGE 3/13/00 To: PHYLLIS Dont tell your brother in law[TB] that ....he'll move there!!!! From: PHYLLIS 3/13/00 To: GEORGE Maybe I should...maybe my sister will follow!!! lol From: TOMMY 3/13/00 Deeg, finish that story of yours!!! TB From: TOMMY 3/13/00 To: PHYLLIS Phyllis, Don't pay attention to Deeg. All his spare time is spent roaming the alleys of San Francisco. He goes by the name of Pancho when he's hanging out up there. PS... he loves to dress up. Tommy From: GEORGE 3/15/00 ok TB listen up..... I turn around and there is this big freeken golden brown haired horse. I mean this thing was huge[ no not that way]. It starts to make the usual horse noises and now I turn around to see that these 2 young ladies are looking my way, all of a sudden the horse knocks me down and starts walking real slow towards the clearing. I got up to see if they noticed me but it seemed that they were very focused on the horse. Hold on I'll be right back...... From: GEORGE 3/15/00 To: TOMMY Hey I don't even know the way to San Francisco.....but I bet you do From: GEORGE 3/15/00 Phyllis - you're sister is a Californian. She would never go to Florida except for a visit. Besides , she'd never leave her fortress in So.Cal!!! From: TOMMY 3/19/00 Hey Deeg does anybody have the 'rights' to your story? Even though I don't know the final outcome, I would like to purchase the story for a possible book/movie. You see I have a good friend in Hollywood who is a talent agent/producer. He's always looking for new ideas. He and I used to run around together years ago. You know the Hollywood underground, Frisco; if you know what I mean. But, you know me, I don't kiss and tell. Everything is written in my journal. I bet I could find some good stories there! I would have to alter the names to protect the guilty. Don't you worry, I'll leave yours out. Talk to you later. TB From: TOMMY 3/19/00 To: GEORGE As a matter of fact, I left my heart there. From: GEORGE 3/23/00 ok TB, so anyway, the freeken horse starts off over to these chicks and they are like just getting all worked up over this big old horse. The horse goes over and starts sniffin' both women and starts to l ick them[ no not there]I mean they are really get a charge out of this damn horse and i just had to pinch myself in disbelief of what was going on.Gosh darn, hey I gotta get going. If I don't clean the damn fish bowl , the ole lady sez that she's gonna throw it outside. DEEG From: TOMMY 3/25/00 George... ZZZZZZZ...ZZZZZZ...ZZZZZZ...ZZZZZ...ZZZZZ...ZZZZZZ, hey Deeg wake me up when you finish your novel.Your starting to remind me of my little brother Kevin. From: GEORGE 3/26/00 hey Bithday boy, thats not a nice thing to say.... you know that I have to do my chores [10 more wheel barrels of dirt]The story gets very interesting , so hold on to your seat!!!!! I'll tell you about what happenned next time. Until then ..... Happy Birthday you Llama!!! Deeg From: PHYLLIS 3/28/00 Hey you guys, maybe you need to start a new discussion. Sick Boys or something to that effect. What ever happened to Hangin Out in Johnson's Woods? From: GREG HOFFMAN'79 3/29/00 To: PHYLLIS Frank Flanagan and I once caught a runaway horse in Johnson's Woods and returned it to its owner. Could that've been the horse in George's lonnnnnnnnng story? :) From: GEORGE 3/30/00 To: PHYLLIS hey Phyllis did you ever hang out in Johnsons woods?? From: CHRISTINE 4/26/00 To: GEORGE I can't believe that it has been almost a whole month without an outrageous tale from either you or my husband. I know that I said you guys were getting a bit carried away.... but I didn't think that you'd quit all together. Make sure that you tell everyone that you hang out with the brothers, wherever they roam. Often, you lead the way. Right? Take care, Deeg. Love, Chris From: GEORGE 4/28/00 To: ALL OK....DEEG IS BACK AND NO, YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW THE HORSE THAT WAS IN MY STORY. BUT I PLAN ON TELLING ALL OF YOU WHAT HAPPENNED. I PROMISE!! From: GEORGE 4/28/00 To: CHRISTINE I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAACK!!!!! From: TOMMY 4/28/00 Hey Georgie... Me love you long time!!! TTTTTT From: GEORGE 5/2/00 Yo TB... whats up man, I havent heard from you in long long time!!! Did you defrost ginger yet. let me know so I can come down for din din!! seeya, Deeg From: TOMMY 5/3/00 Deeg, might ride up this weekend,get the barbie ready.I'll bring Ginger, you supply the trout.( and the beers) From: GEORGE 5/3/00 hey TB, let me know if you're coming up for sure because I want to tidy up the hedghog pen for you. Hope all is well with you guys. I had to turn down a commercial because of my surgery. Oh well, maybe next time!! DEEG From: TOMMY 5/17/00 deeg, don't know if I made it up that way or not. That whole weekend is just one big BLUR!!! You know that old saying,you can take the boy out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the boy.Talk to you later, going up to the country where the water taste like wine. TB From: GEORGE 5/22/00 hey Tb... I heard that you went to see Freddie and the dreamers in concert. how was it?? I didn't realize that you liked them that much!! It was good talking to ya, DEEG From: TOMMY 5/25/00 Georgie D, I was just informed that the band's name was Ted Kennedy and the Klondikes. A little bit of rockabilly. I hope that you saved some miniscus, I hear it's great on the barbie!And then wash it down with some Tequiza. Let me know. TB PS: Jocko's has nothing on me. From: GEORGE 6/20/00 Yo TB where the hell have ya been dude. Man , you are one hard dude to get in touch with. I had to send a pigeon down your way with a message....but knowing you , you made a stew out of it. send the damn thing back!! DEEG From: TOMMY Jul-4 Georgie D, I wish that I could give you some exotic, far-out reason why I haven't been on line..... but the truth is, I've been working a lot and just too damn busy!! The pigeon never made it. Must have become hawk food. Gotta go now. The missus wants to jump my bones. Some things are more important! 'Bye, TB From: GEORGE Jul-4 yo Tb, all I have to say is, stop thinking about me when your momma is jumping your bones. You are a sick man!! hey TB do you still use that bullwhip?? Take care and let me know if you are going to come up this way. I know it's kind of far away but at least only half of the trip is by donkey now. SeeYa, Deeg From: TOMMY Jul-4 George, Maybe in two or three weeks... we'll see (I have to work this coming weekend). Then we're off to NY for the reunion later in the month. The bullwhip stays out in the barn. Now-a-days I use ostrich feathers. I can't take the donkey anywhere, she's about ready to foal. Now I have to use the llamas to plow the fields. See ya, TB PS: What can we bring to the BBQ? I just trapped some coyotes trying to get into the coop. How about some ribs?? From: GEORGE Jul-5 Hey TB just let me know when you guys will be coming down. Don't worry about bringing nothing to the gig,we can just go up to Olsen's Emporium, They always have the fixens for my hedghog stew.I have some chickenhawk jerky curing outside on the clothesline so there's plenty of viddles.[Even got the fig brew going] take care!! DEEG From: TOMMY Jul-5 Yo Deeg, I will be going down and then coming up!! If you know what I mean. Hey, let me know if you need any mesquite for the fig brew, I have plenty of it. Do you remember my farm hand, Chris ? I just found out after all these years that he used to be a jockey down in Texas. He still has his little jockey uniform. Man, some of the things you find out about people can be amazing. I am really looking forward to that chickenhawk jerky. Didn't you bring some with you the last time we were up in the Sierras? Well, gotta get going, the ole lady just called me in from the barn for supper. I can smell that slop from all the way out here. Take care of them ole bones of yours, ya hear? TB the seabee From: GEORGE Jul-6 hey Tb... You're not going to believe this but that chickenhawk chili that I entered in the State fair won a Gold Ribbon.The judges were so into that stuff. It was almost the same recipe as the chili that I took up in the Sierras only this time instead of the dried Roaches I used half ground beak and cricket legs. Damn ,this could have been my best.....it must have been ,Gots me a Gold Ribbon!! seeya, Deeg From: TOMMY Jul-15 Hey Deeg, You have to stop talking about food all the time. Did I tell you that I'm on a diet? Yeah, once I reached 250 lbs, I decided it was about time. I have this side business, a handy man type of thing called "Slick Does It" and last week I was installing some lights for this hot and horny widow when the ladder that I was on just collapsed. Because of my weight problem. Thank goodness the widow is the head nurse at the local hospital, and boy did she know how to patch me up!! Man am I lucky, she says she has a lot more things that need some tender loving care. Take care for now, I have to go and get something to eat. TB From: GEORGE Jul-19 Hey Tb... it was good seeing you guys this last weekend. Glad I came down to help ya grease your pipe. I don't think that you would have been able to fit it in the hole without my help. Hey we've been friends for a long time and you just don't have to be embarassed about asking for assistance in that department. I was glad that you were able to finish your duty. And thanks for the bag of plums...I ended up selling most of them on the corner down the street from your house. Seeya, Deeg!! From: TOMMY Jul-24 Deeg, wish you were coming back to 'ole NY with us.Would have been a lot of fun!! Thanks again for the help, couldn't have done it with out you.By the way ,did you ever finish that horse story of yours?Talk to you later. TB From: GEORGE Jul-24 To: TOMMY You mean to tell me that I never finished that story.....I'll have to get back to you with it. Hey have a great time in NY .Wish I was going with you!! Deeg From: TOMMY Jul-26 Deeg, Maybe I might have a PB sandwich while I'm back there.NY style of course.Talk to you when I get back. Maybe we could go 4- wheeling in your new truck at Pismo.TB From: GEORGE Jul-26 hey TB that sounds good but you'll have to help me get the hedgehog traps off the truck first!! HAVE A GREAT TIME IN NY !! dEEG From: TOMMY Jul-31 georgie boy, how are the sheep in napomo treating you? I had a great time at the reunion. I hope all is well with you See you next week. Mom and Dad are doing well. They said hello!!! Love K.B. From: PATRICIA '77 Aug-6 To: GEORGE Hey Deeg, I can finally match a face to the name! Saw pictures at 75/76 reunion. I think Kevin had a better time our reunion than he did at class of 80! It was a blast! By the way, are you ever going to finish that story!!?? Take care. Trish From: GEORGE Aug-6 To: PATRICIA Hey Trish, I will finish the story very soon... I thought that I finished it. I will have to go back and see where I left off. I am hoping that class of 71 has a reunion next year. I was going to come this year but it just didn't pan out. Talk to ya soon, Deeg!! From: GEORGE Aug-24 yo TB... ok so let me try to finish this story[ damn i am getting so much pressure over this] So anyway the horse gets over to these two young ladies and starts licking them[ no not there] and then all of a sudden the horse goes up on two and scares the #### out of these 2 chicks. Scared the #### out of me too, damn thing comes towards me and I'm thinking ,yeah all I need is a horse in heat attacking me. ok so this horse runs past me and I'm thinking ,what a crazy ass day. Anyway, I turn back towards the ladies again and the # 2 chick opens up her backpack and pulls out some fruit. The other one is just staring at her and smiling. Here is where it gets kind of interesting. Oh ####...hey I'll get back to you a little later, I smell my dinner on the grill!! SEEYa- Deeg From: DEBORAH K.'84 Aug-26 Hey George, sure, just leave us hanging while you go eat some of that world famous hedgehog jerky you make.....Sounds really YUMMY. I'll ask my husband to market it on his web site for you, this way both you and I can get really really rich....Then when you run for Mayor I can be your campaign manager. I won't even charge you the 20% I charge our current mayor. He he. So hurry and and finish this story already, that BULL must be getting pretty darn heavy. Later, Debbie From: GEORGE Aug-28 To: DEBORAH Hey Debbie- The jerky is just about run out now. I won't make a new batch til next season. When I go back to CI next year I will bring some back and we'll all have a Jerky Party. I'll be game for that. Be patient you'll get some... you have my word. take care!! THE MAYOR From: TOMMY Sep-2 To: GEORGE Yo Rip VW, What kind of fruit is in the backpack? Hey next month I'm going on a expedition to test some new camping & hiking gear. I really hope that you finish your story before I leave, because I don't want to lug around my laptop. If I get any spare time in my travels I would like to do some trapping, because I'm almost out of that hedgehog jerky. I promised this old (girl) friend of mine some the next time that I'm back in New York. And I know she is really looking forward to it. Have to run, that damn bison got out of his corral again. TB From: GEORGE Sep-2 hey TB.... you know ,you've got to stop calling that old goat of yours a laptop or people are not going to know what to think about you. Hey I was going to finish the story but I just got some company. There's another customer at the back porch waiting for some oppossum stew. You take care and I'll talk to you soon. Deeg From: TOMMY Sep-4 HEY Deeg, do me a favor when you get a chance and send the mrs.the recipe for that possum stew of yours,sounds mighty tasty.Oppossum,damn I bet your from Islandia, you know, that place on the other side of the tracks.What's a good dessert that goes with that? Let me know. TB From: GEORGE Sep-5 hey TB i actually sold a barrel of the stuff to some palce called the Carlton Hotel. it was a big hit i heard. take it easy i'm going out with the llamas tonite. Deeg From: TOMMY Sep-6 Deeg, I hope you wear your rain coat. I hear the weather is pretty damp in that area.Still waiting for the ending of your novel.Get with it!!! TB From: GEORGE Sep-18 hey TB... where the hell have ya been dude. I rolled a couple of the raccoon joints for the wedding if you're game. damn I got it all dried out and rolled just in time for the big occasion.hey ,you stay away from that AKA chick...she's getting married to some surfer dude from cali!! seeya at the reception, Deeg From: TOMMY Sep-19 Deeg, You wouldn't believe how busy I've been! I had to go out to Death Valley and get me some more of those cactus chips for that special brew that I make. Man it was over 110 degrees out there. Talk about luck of the Irish. I picked up this female hitchhiker and I swear she had to weigh over 270lbs. By God, she was all the shade that I needed. I invited her to the wedding so if you bring some of that fine Nipomo weed with you, whatever you do don't let Tiny (hitchiker) smoke any of it because she'll eat me out of house and home. Hey she's single, so maybe you might get lucky. See you Saturday. TB PS: Tiny says she's gonna wear a mini skirt so keep your fingers crossed. From: GEORGE Sep-20 yo TB.... was that keep my fingers crossed or moist???? hey got the gutweed ready. its gonna be a hot day in slimesville I hear. I'll be wearing my hedge hog thong so I don't get overheated. see ya saturday, Deeg From: TOMMY Sep-21 Hey Deeg, I spoke to Tiny last night and she can't wait to meet you!! She went out and bought a brand new leapord mini skirt because I told her that was your favorite. Hey do me a favor, if you two don't hit it off, let me know and maybe I can weasel my way in to that. Looking forward to the gutweed, it's been a long time. Picking up the keg on Friday and taking it over the hill, so I can put it on ice and she can settle. Be careful driving down, I know you're not used to civilization anymore. Saturday nights all right for fighting. TB From: CATHLEEN76 Oct-8 To: TOMMY You two are really sick, you know that? TNT, I don't remember meeting your biker-bitch "Tiny". Where was she ? Anyways, I hope you had a good time at the wedding in Slimesville. From: GEORGE Oct-30 hey TB- was tiny at the wedding I didnt see her!! Hey we had a great nite my sister's restaurant. It was good seeing you and mama.Hope that you have a good week down town!!! Deeg From: TOMMY Oct-30 Hey Deeg it was fun hanging out. Wish I didn't have to work the next day because I really felt like pounding a few.Hey what happened to the gig you were going to throw? #### I invited about 150 people!!Hey did your hedgehogs go into hibernation yet? Mine are getting real lethargic lately.Some of the local boys say were in for a real humdigger of a winter.We shall see.Talk to you later. TB From: GEORGE Nov-1 c'mon TB you know that I don't let those little critters sleep. They need to reproduce all year long so I can make all of those little novelities form their pelts. By the way .how did the little lady like the thong that I sent ya!! Let me know...I'll make a matching one for you too!! take it easy- Deeg From: TOMMY Nov-1 Deeg she loved them so much that she dressed up as Jane for halloween. I had to wear an old pair of Navy skivvies and I dressed up as Tarzan. If you send me a pair of hedgehog thongs make sure there crotchless or I'll become overheated.I can't wait!! I can picture myself swinging on my bedroom ceiling fan already.TB From: GEORGE Nov-1 hey TB consider it done. I just hope that Jane controls her emotions while your'e whipperwillin' around the ceiling fan. take it easy there. And remember pompey is watching you!! Deeg From: TOMMY Nov-3 Deeg, will I get them before x-mas? If not I'm going to take a run down to Hollywood.The ole stomping grounds.Hey do you still have that wig and fake beard get up? I might need to borrow them.Let me know. TB From: GEORGE Nov-5 Damn TB- i just got back from down in your neck of the woods and I gotta tell ya....you guys can have that traffic. It took me almost an hour just to get through Santa Barbara. Hey I can live with walking through this fresh mule manure and hog piss any day over that traffic. And all of the those fancy cars...I just want to know one thing, where the hell do they hang their shotguns in those little cars. you take it easy and stay outa traffic- Deeg From: TOMMY Nov-10 Deeg, shotguns? I carry f-ing grenades!! TB From: GEORGE Nov-12 Hey TB the only grenades that we use up here are freshly made from the horses, mules and cows!!!! From: TOMMY Nov-13 Hey Deeg, I don't know weather I should take a firearms safety course or a farming class.But the next time I'm up in your neck of the woods I'll be wearing my hip boots. (baaaa.. ) From: GEORGE Nov-14 hey Tb , I heard about those damn hip boots of yours. You freeken animal you!!!! Take it easy and have a Happy Thanksgiving. Not sure if you'll get it on time but I sent you a box of the dried goat dumplings that we made. They are real chewy. if you guys have one of those micro ovens you might want to put them in for a minute or two. take care- deeg {Hey let that son of yours have a couple... they'll put hair in his nose so he can keep warm when he comes up to visit} |
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