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| Eh... hello kids. You may know me as the evil Scourge/Black Convoy from the last Transformer cartoon series (that was stolen from Japan). I'm here with an important message about drugs and you (you stupid brats, listen before I open a can of beat down). A long time ago, I was an Optimus Prime (and kicked ass).... |
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| But I I had to give up the Matrix of leadership (and cool light up features - I miss those damn lights) when I started overdosing on energon and gaseline (ohh, those were the days - damn I miss those days). Now after a decade of (hell, er...) rehab, they finally let me out, but as a retarded Decepticon (how pathetic! A freakin' fire truck for an Optimus??). |
| But the Autobots (those freakin' idiots) said if I do enough of these (lousy) Public Service Announcements maybe I can do something with my life again (like I want to be with them, I bet those spychangers are all lovers).... So don't be like me and don't do energon... er drugs ('cause I want them to myself)....... |
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| So that's it! I looked up to you, man! I thought you were cool! But you're really just some rehab loser |
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| GRRRR.... |
| Mission statement: this site isn't about how to lose pounds by using a plunger and a vaccuum cleaner - no! this is about TOYS IN LIFE |