| This isn't about ordering kinky Star Wars toys - this is about TOYS IN LIFE!! |
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| And if you are just joining us - that ends our highly interesting news piece about Writer's block - fact or fiction? Next, we have another shocking first. Here is, returning to the show, Darth Vader to explain. |
| Thank you Ksshhhh.... Soon Episode 3 will be released in Japan. Kssshhhhh,,,, But I must tell the world how my master has cleverly avoided being discovered. Many of you think it is Darth Sidious, aka Emperor Palpatine which drew me to the dark side and ruled the universe. But that is Kshhh...not true. |
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| Yes, and for the world first, we are going to introduce to you the sinister force that even avoided being discovered in the new Star Wars movies....... Darth Shiney, go ahead. |
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| Uh... yes... dear me, is the mic on? Reallly? KNOW THIS, HUMANS - I am what caused all the "I got a bad feeling about this" lines in all 6 movies... |
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